Them Massage Joints

[Olorun22]

I would but I don't want to get a hj and then they ask for payment lol

 

[Kat]

We have one near our place. It's all discreet looking, but I kept seeing dudes walking over there. I Googled it and found out its a massage parlor. Freaks.

 

[marc123]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a handjob, no thx.

 

[Kat]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day its gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for handjob, no thx.

They gon post your face on the internet too. Not a very happy ending. Just go to a strip club.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Naw my masseuse comes to the crib

 

[marc123]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day its gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for handjob, no thx.

They gon post your face on the internet too. Not a very happy ending. Just go to a strip club.

Yea, that too. Def not worth the quick nut.

 

[marc123]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day its gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for handjob, no thx.

They gon post your face on the internet too. Not a very happy ending. Just go to a strip club.

Eh, Not the same thing. Titty bars are jus a place to look at naked broads while hangin w friends. Massage parlors are about gettin a quick nut.

 

[Copper]

Asian women ran one near me...some of my homeboys went till it got raided...

Id pass on ling ling who been sucking ding all day

 

[konceptjones]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a handjob, no thx.

Almost happened to me back in '91. I used to roll up Woodward to this arcade after I got off work and passed this massage spot every day. It was right across Woodward near the Detroit Zoo. My ass had no idea what the fuck went on there, and I had only been back on the job for a few weeks and my legs and back ached from standing all day so I was like "fuck it, lemme holler at it". I actually pulled into the parking lot and got out of the car, then was like "nah, I'll check it out tomorrow" and rolled up to the arcade. Later that evening, channel 50 news reported a prostitution bust at that very massage parlor, happening only minutes after I had left.

 

[Germz101]

Naw my masseuse comes to the crib

Lol..just gone slide that comment in there

 

[TheBoyRo]

Been to a few in my lifetime. Its legit!!

 

[Copper]

I cant front, i thought about it b4. But with my luck, when i go. That will be the day it gets raided. Then i'd be in lockup for payin for a handjob, no thx.

Almost happened to me back in '91. I used to roll up Woodward to this arcade after I got off work and passed this massage spot every day. It was right across Woodward near the Detroit Zoo. My ass had no idea what the fuck went on there, and I had only been back on the job for a few weeks and my legs and back ached from standing all day so I was like "fuck it, lemme holler at it". I actually pulled into the parking lot and got out of the car, then was like "nah, I'll check it out tomorrow" and rolled up to the arcade. Later that evening, channel 50 news reported a prostitution bust at that very massage parlor, happening only minutes after I had left.

Kneesus was looking our for you

 

[Will Munny]

they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n shit. Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that shit.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Been years ive been to one.

my nephew and youngest cousin were talking about how they went up to one earlier this year the way them lil niggas was tellin us older heads the story just seemed hilarious

 

[Kat]

they have one in my hometown but it’s a small town and they’re basically all sex slaves n shit. Can’t help but think of that scene from Taken, I can’t support that shit.

That's what's up William.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Yall do know yall cant get in trouble with your wives right? Just tell her u going to the spa

 

[vageneral08]

I been to one before...it will relax you for sure just don't ask for the hot stones them shits will fuck the whole mood up

 

[Max.]

I wana go now

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I went to one.

Fine ass masseuse.

No sex was involved.

Y'all some pervs

 

[Shuffington]

We talking bout legal or illegal?

Ive only been to a legal joint ran by some Thai people.

I opted for the Thai deep tissue massage. Worst and best decision I ever made.

This older lady who gave me the massage had to be like 4 foot and 90lbs... but damn I left that place

on the verge of tears. My girl was like "So, how was it?" .... I was like "I'm hurt physically" ....

But the next day. I was a whole new breed of human... Gotdamn I felt spectacular. I was swinging around stops signs and skipping down side walks..