1. Heyslick
This bizarre character claims to have had extensive brain surgery. His posts have never been coherent and you're an idiot if you bother paying attention to them.
2. John Prewett
There's some extensive documentation that shows he's a real actual person who exists, but that doesn't mean you should give a shit. He takes pictures of naked children and posts them online, he expatriated to Thailand for who-knows-what-awful-reasons, and he believes JKF is the AntiChrist.
3. Waterproof.
Old school Donkey alias meant to troll. Had some success back in the day but lately nobody cares.
4. ITSOVER2012
Exposed as an alias? NO ONE KNOWS. (actually, everyone knows)
5. DOUWANTTOGOTOHEAVEN? (or whatever his current name is)
Simply copies and pastes from easily Googleable Christian websites and is most likely Donkey's longest-running troll alias. Ignore.