The most etherious lines ever posted on the I.C

[Max.]

Umm I'm 25...so I'm younger than you

I'm mixed so I'll age slower than you

I'm not stuck with a nigga that ain't gon let me out the house

I've been proposed to twice...you lol nvm

I got a highschool diploma on too of this degree... You have neither

I got options bae...I'm not jealous of your stagnant life, respectively.

@kat

 

[gns]

the shit @john_blazini said to mos def @haute about that she shouldnt be acting a certain way.....or something or other i dont want to butcher the quote but one of these ic historians know. that shit looked like it mightve hurt her feelings despite the facade

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Lol kat aint got a hs diploma tho? Lmao

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Wish I could find the exact quote, but when MzKB and Chuck went back & forth beefin...smh.

When Chuck posted a pic of her car (Mercedes i think), and MzKB called her out on leasing and not owning. Told Chuck to post the title. Chuck posted it, but upon further review, it was the bill of sale paper, and not a car title. MzKB (and another IC poster whom I forgot) called her out on it.

So MzKb posted not one...not two...but THREE Mercedes keys WITH the actual car title. Shut Chuck down. The only comeback Chuck had was that she was a literary author. The IC reacted...

That s@@@ was so random. Lol. MzKB must've gotten to her, b/c Chuck started posting less and less in that thread, until she stopped. After that she just went around in other threads saying "hi" to folks, and giving random "lol" reactions. Smh. I had to resign as Chuck's e-trainer. I taught her better than that.

 

[LUClEN]

Wish I could find the exact quote, but when MzKB and Chuck went back & forth beefin...smh.

When Chuck posted a pic of her car (Mercedes i think), and MzKB called her out on leasing and not owning. Told Chuck to post the title. Chuck posted it, but upon further review, it was the bill of sale paper, and not a car title. MzKB (and another IC poster whom I forgot) called her out on it.

So MzKb posted not one...not two...but THREE Mercedes keys WITH the actual car title. Shut Chuck down. The only comeback Chuck had was that she was a literary author. The IC reacted...

That s@@@ was so random. Lol. MzKB must've gotten to her, b/c Chuck started posting less and less in that thread, until she stopped. After that she just went around in other threads saying "hi" to folks, and giving random "lol" reactions. Smh. I had to resign as Chuck's e-trainer. I taught her better than that.

They were audi keys if I recall correctly

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Wish I could find the exact quote, but when MzKB and Chuck went back & forth beefin...smh.

When Chuck posted a pic of her car (Mercedes i think), and MzKB called her out on leasing and not owning. Told Chuck to post the title. Chuck posted it, but upon further review, it was the bill of sale paper, and not a car title. MzKB (and another IC poster whom I forgot) called her out on it.

So MzKb posted not one...not two...but THREE Mercedes keys WITH the actual car title. Shut Chuck down. The only comeback Chuck had was that she was a literary author. The IC reacted...

That s@@@ was so random. Lol. MzKB must've gotten to her, b/c Chuck started posting less and less in that thread, until she stopped. After that she just went around in other threads saying "hi" to folks, and giving random "lol" reactions. Smh. I had to resign as Chuck's e-trainer. I taught her better than that.

They were audi keys if I recall correctly

Yeah that's it. I couldn't remember.

 

[LUClEN]

lil loca has the stamina of a grilled cheese sandwich

lil loca has the stamina of a grilled cheese sandwich

soon as she gets cold, she's useless?

there is no beef cain, she just catches feelings with everybody and in nearly every thread she goes in. she's quite easy to troll and that's fun, so i do it. what can i say, i'm a trouble maker

Nope; I don't catch feelings in every thread. You just like to troll me specifically because it makes you feel better about yourself. Insecurity is what your problem really is.

here's a secret (don't tell anyone i told) *whispers* i can only troll you if you let me, ps a diet of only fried twinkies will make you fat

yes loca, that's my problem, i am insecure, you know cuz i'm not cute, or smart or have amazing nipples. please tell me how i can be more secure and sure of myself like you are

Of course insecurity is your problem. People who antagonize other people frequently have that sort of emotional problem.

oh my is that so? you should've got a psychology degree instead of wasting your time with women's studies loca, you are just so spot on

quick question, what emotional problems made you eat all your sadness away?

 

[Trillfate]

@kai owns this thread

 

The user and all related content has been deleted.

 

[Cunt_Lyfe]

lil loca has the stamina of a grilled cheese sandwich

lil loca has the stamina of a grilled cheese sandwich

soon as she gets cold, she's useless?

there is no beef cain, she just catches feelings with everybody and in nearly every thread she goes in. she's quite easy to troll and that's fun, so i do it. what can i say, i'm a trouble maker

Nope; I don't catch feelings in every thread. You just like to troll me specifically because it makes you feel better about yourself. Insecurity is what your problem really is.

here's a secret (don't tell anyone i told) *whispers* i can only troll you if you let me, ps a diet of only fried twinkies will make you fat

yes loca, that's my problem, i am insecure, you know cuz i'm not cute, or smart or have amazing nipples. please tell me how i can be more secure and sure of myself like you are

Of course insecurity is your problem. People who antagonize other people frequently have that sort of emotional problem.

oh my is that so? you should've got a psychology degree instead of wasting your time with women's studies loca, you are just so spot on

quick question, what emotional problems made you eat all your sadness away?

Lol these is the best etherous lines you could dig up?

I don't even remember either of those quotes, tbh.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

You don't remember them b/c you kept sayin "Didn't read"...after quoting AND responding to the post you claimed that you didn't read.

 

[Aquafina..floe]

kai has the deadliest female mouth

ts used that weak ass joke against me as an example?

that's not even top 10

 

[earth two superman]

i think this was a better one. it was the name of a thread though, not a line.

how do you say aquafina in sign language?

 

[earth two superman]

aquafina bout to be in my profile wall lookin like

 

[Max.]

"Our guest today has been here before. I'm sure everyone remembers her from an earlier show where we had the twin psychic sisters tell her if her boyfriend was cheating on her... unfortunately he was".

Please welcome back... Aquina Phillips *round of applause*

Tyra: "Now Aquina, I want to get right into the nitty gritty. How many abortions have you had?"

Aquina: "I've had 3, maybe 4 abortions Tyra"

Tyra: "Why?"

Aquina: "Honestly Tyra, I found out the fathers didnt want to be with me after I became pregnant so I felt the best thing for me was to have the abortions"

Tyra: "So maybe we should have you back on a future show for women who cant keep a man?"

Aquina: *blank stare*

Tyra: "Well we have Sylvia Browne here today and she is going to cross over to the other side to try to get in touch with the fetuses that you aborted... Slyvia, come on out"

*round of applause*

Sylvia: "Hi Tyra, Hi Aquina" *sits next to Aquina and quickly jumps out of her chair*

Tyra: "Whats wrong Sylvia!"

Sylvia: "This woman has a metal coat hanger in her jacket pocket. Please tell her to get rid of it. I know I'm not a fetus but I'm not ready to die yet"

Aquina: *embarrased* "Sorry Tyra, I carry it with me where ever I go... Never know when a pregnancy is going to jump off"

*sylvia sits down and begins trying to reach dead fetuses*

Sylvia: "Fetus # 1 says "How was your birthday mommy? You dont have to answer that... I just wanna know why you killed me?" Your baby is here Aquina, go ahead and answer"

Aquina: "Baby please forgive me, I need a man in my life and your father didnt want to stick around, so I no longer had a need for you"

Slyvia: "Fetus # 2 says "I'm glad you aborted me mommy... My new home is similar to your uterus except I can see through the jar glass and watch tv and whatnot. Plus Jesus spoke to me and is going to reincarnate me as a giant boot so I can come back and stomp the life outta you... BABY KILLER!!!". Fetus # 2 is awaiting respinse Aquina".

Aquina: *drops head in hands and cries* "I'm sorry baby, I'm sorry" *drops to knees and says prayer* "Jesus please do not allow me to die by boot... Amen"

Sylvia: "Fetus # 3 says "If you had marketed yourself the way the clinic marketed abortions, you would have sold more records than the amount of abortions you had. I will be visiting my baby sister AnnMarieflo in her dreams to warn her of the impending danger that lies within your coat hanger. If you want to die, I can show you how to do it". Fetus # 3 awaits your response Aquina"

Aquina: *runs off stage crying*

Tyra: "Oh my God... Whats her problem? Anyway... Next week on the Tyra Show we will be talking to women and the men they are incapable of keeping"

*round of applause*

Excuse Tyra, me I need to speak with a Ms.

Aquafina Phillips?

We have some things to discuss about her payment method. Turns out food stamps are a no go with our accounting department.

Im a victim.

Im a victim.

I'm so glad you came back to join us # 1. Are you in some sort of fetus landfill? I read your bio and it says you live in a jar... where exactly?

they finally exposin this dirty bitch on tv. i hope you get raped by dr phil bitch!

they finally exposin this dirty bitch on tv. i hope you get raped by dr phil bitch!

We would love to get you on a follow up show Mr. David. Would you be open to coming on a show titled Abortions... Unsuspecting Fathers & Unsuspecting Fetuses?

I would love to get on your show and explain what I go through in this whole abortion process Tyra

 

[gns]

wow

 

[Cunt_Lyfe]

You don't remember them b/c you kept sayin "Didn't read"...after quoting AND responding to the post you claimed that you didn't read.

Welp, that just goes to show that I'm true to my word about not reading shit most people say when we go back and forth. \/

 

[Aquafina..floe]

naw that long ass shit is wack too

the pedigree Pussy papers kai said was the best one

E2 has a super homo thread with thousands of fag replies

largest self ether

 

[Max.]

Big mama mad lmaooo

 

[LUClEN]

I almost spit my drink on my screen laughing when OTT hacked Uptown's account and made his picture a swastika