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3.) Rhianna Type Bitches (RTB)
This is my absolute least favorite type of black woman. These are the type of women who look good, but they think they look wayyyy better than what they actually are. These black women are bitter and still holding on to the fact that their high school relationship didn’t work out. These black women have every type of issue imaginable; Daddy Issues, Trust Issues, Money Issues, Sex Issues, if there is an issue, she has it. And she will be sure to blame you for all of her issues and all of the things her exboyfriend did to her… 63% of all black women fall into this category. All of my aunties fall into this category. These black women want everyone to know they played the game of love and lost. These black women can be found ReTweeting ‘The Notebook’ and “Treat Women Right” while they either sleeping around or have a boyfriend that has already cheated on them or hit them. These hoes are walking paradoxs. Hoes like this are usually the ones who get hit with the #LonelyTweet slammed right infront of their tweets and even a few #NobodyCares as well. These women love arguing and will argue just for the sake of arguing,. Their entire purpose in life is to find a black man and suck the life out of him. These women irk me, and they irk most black men, however most black men are deceived by the looks and end up marrying one of these bitter broads, then they be bald like my uncle by the age of 34. Black women like this turn decent normal American’s into Chris Brown at record speeds.
How Can I Tell if I am a RTB?: If your name is Courtney you probably are a RTB. If you have a coach wallet but not a coach purse, you are probably a RTB. If you have forgiven your boyfriend twice for cheating you are a RTB for sure. If you have stars tatted anywhere on your body you fall into this category and lastly if you have more than 3 facebook profile pictures where you are either covering your mouth or have both your hands up in the air with a smile on your face, you are a RTB. Mariah Carey is the perfect example of this type of woman; fine as hell, crazy and married to a loser…
NOW! ON TO MY FAVORITE!!!! >
2.) Kelly Rowland Ladies (KRL)
Ahhhhhh…. My favorite type of black woman, a Kelly Rowland Lady or KRL…. These women are gorgeous and really down to earth. However most of them were just ugly in high school or dark skinned so niggas never gave or give them the time of day. These women have low self esteem on top of good looks which is perfect for a sneaky nigga like myself that is lacking in the game and swag area. These women are really cool to be around and even have great conversational skills, probably because while we were all smashing in high school, they had Band practice….. The only downfall with these women is their low self esteem, it gets old when you constantly hear a fine woman doubting herself, but hell its a small price. Even a Bently has it’s flaws. These women are experts in keeping the vagina to themselves. Quite low milage, 5-7 niggas tops which is a good offer in this day in age.
How Can I Tell if I Am a KRL?: If you listen to Paramore or Maroon 5 you might fall into this category. However many RTB’s are starting to pick up on this trend and may be faking their taste in music. Is not uncommon for RTB’s to be wolves in KRL clothing. If you have alot of guy friends that try to smash you but you dont smash them, you might be a KRL as well… If you’re dad was at all of your sporting events, recitals, graduation, move in day in college, ect, ect, you probably fall into this category.
Lastly!
1.) Michelle Obama
Thats right, Michelle Obama is here own species of woman. I have no fucking clue where Barack found this broad but she is amazing. She graduated from Harvard bro…. She is never charging Barack up in public, she never lets her hair look nappy in public, she never lets her children act up and she is not overweight. She doesn’t use poor grammar and she is 40+ and looks better than Jill Scott. She a beast. There are very few women like Michelle Obama. Beyonce & Halle Berry have achieved Michelle Obama status. These women are ultra successful and driven and you must be a Jay-Z or First Black Presidential status type nigga in order to have one.
How Can I Tell if I Am a Michelle Obama?: You’re not. I guarantee any woman reading this blog isn’t. So just go back to the previous 4 types of women and find you’re place there.
This is my absolute least favorite type of black woman. These are the type of women who look good, but they think they look wayyyy better than what they actually are. These black women are bitter and still holding on to the fact that their high school relationship didn’t work out. These black women have every type of issue imaginable; Daddy Issues, Trust Issues, Money Issues, Sex Issues, if there is an issue, she has it. And she will be sure to blame you for all of her issues and all of the things her exboyfriend did to her… 63% of all black women fall into this category. All of my aunties fall into this category. These black women want everyone to know they played the game of love and lost. These black women can be found ReTweeting ‘The Notebook’ and “Treat Women Right” while they either sleeping around or have a boyfriend that has already cheated on them or hit them. These hoes are walking paradoxs. Hoes like this are usually the ones who get hit with the #LonelyTweet slammed right infront of their tweets and even a few #NobodyCares as well. These women love arguing and will argue just for the sake of arguing,. Their entire purpose in life is to find a black man and suck the life out of him. These women irk me, and they irk most black men, however most black men are deceived by the looks and end up marrying one of these bitter broads, then they be bald like my uncle by the age of 34. Black women like this turn decent normal American’s into Chris Brown at record speeds.
How Can I Tell if I am a RTB?: If your name is Courtney you probably are a RTB. If you have a coach wallet but not a coach purse, you are probably a RTB. If you have forgiven your boyfriend twice for cheating you are a RTB for sure. If you have stars tatted anywhere on your body you fall into this category and lastly if you have more than 3 facebook profile pictures where you are either covering your mouth or have both your hands up in the air with a smile on your face, you are a RTB. Mariah Carey is the perfect example of this type of woman; fine as hell, crazy and married to a loser…
NOW! ON TO MY FAVORITE!!!! >
2.) Kelly Rowland Ladies (KRL)
Ahhhhhh…. My favorite type of black woman, a Kelly Rowland Lady or KRL…. These women are gorgeous and really down to earth. However most of them were just ugly in high school or dark skinned so niggas never gave or give them the time of day. These women have low self esteem on top of good looks which is perfect for a sneaky nigga like myself that is lacking in the game and swag area. These women are really cool to be around and even have great conversational skills, probably because while we were all smashing in high school, they had Band practice….. The only downfall with these women is their low self esteem, it gets old when you constantly hear a fine woman doubting herself, but hell its a small price. Even a Bently has it’s flaws. These women are experts in keeping the vagina to themselves. Quite low milage, 5-7 niggas tops which is a good offer in this day in age.
How Can I Tell if I Am a KRL?: If you listen to Paramore or Maroon 5 you might fall into this category. However many RTB’s are starting to pick up on this trend and may be faking their taste in music. Is not uncommon for RTB’s to be wolves in KRL clothing. If you have alot of guy friends that try to smash you but you dont smash them, you might be a KRL as well… If you’re dad was at all of your sporting events, recitals, graduation, move in day in college, ect, ect, you probably fall into this category.
Lastly!
1.) Michelle Obama
Thats right, Michelle Obama is here own species of woman. I have no fucking clue where Barack found this broad but she is amazing. She graduated from Harvard bro…. She is never charging Barack up in public, she never lets her hair look nappy in public, she never lets her children act up and she is not overweight. She doesn’t use poor grammar and she is 40+ and looks better than Jill Scott. She a beast. There are very few women like Michelle Obama. Beyonce & Halle Berry have achieved Michelle Obama status. These women are ultra successful and driven and you must be a Jay-Z or First Black Presidential status type nigga in order to have one.
How Can I Tell if I Am a Michelle Obama?: You’re not. I guarantee any woman reading this blog isn’t. So just go back to the previous 4 types of women and find you’re place there.
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