Tell me about your dreams\nightmares

[supergangster]

Fuck this my math test starts in 2 hour ill go to the school and try study b4 that.

 

[matches malone]

i had a nightmare that i was making love to your mother, and when I was done, I rolled over twice, and I was still on top of her

 

[Peace_79]

Platinum thread...

 

[Stew]

FOF this shit

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

I'm just here for the free post

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

They're all gonna laugh at you @supergangster

 

[_Goldie_]

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Suicide thread

 

[yellowtapesport]

All my good dreams have happy endings...

 

[700]

I got dreams of being rich, nightmares of doing bad

so whenever im awake all I do is get cash

 

[OmegaConflict]

Free up

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

 

[SunflowaSeeds]

Why on earth is supergangster banned

 

[InsaneMonkeyPuppets]

THIS IS ABSURD!!!!! @supergangster is the goat! Or Nah? @SunflowaSeeds

 

[OmegaConflict]

Free dem

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

OK, this is a whopper.

Where do i start? All my life, i had to fight.... KIDDING. All my life i caught sleep paralysis. thats when u wake up and u cant move and u see shit. Started when i was 14. im 40 now. But I been learning about OBE's (that outta body shit) and astral projection and 2 family members told me that they stepped outside of their bodies and seen themself sleep.

So blah blah blah, i do the work and im ready. I made sleep paralysis my bitch. I dont see shit no more, i aint frozen no more, and im fuckin wit it. Until one day, a few weeks ago.....

I catch sleep paralysis, but this time, im froze? wait? im past that shit! I aint scared no mo! And i cant move and i see a figure coming towards me and and freakin out and i scream myself awake!!!

I remember once in 97 when i was home on leave and i felt it coming on. I was awake and watching tv and that shit hit me! COME ON!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! IM NOT EVEN SLEEPY!!!!

So back to 2016. Im checking out videos on youtube about astral projection and listening to the musical sounds that suppose to take you there, then i shut down the laptop and watched sanford and son til i doozed off....

I felt it coming on, and it sounded like the vid i was watching and i just made it louder in my mind... and i was in!

I saw my legs floating up and i made myself catch up with them and i was out the bed and headed to the door. Then i remembered that my aunt and brother said they saw themself sleep when they did it and i made the mistake and turned around and seen myself asleep. I walked up on myself to take a closer look, got scared cuz what if i cant get back in? I got kids!!! and i merged back into myself.

Then it hit me. I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS WALKIN UP ON MYSELF IN SLEEP PARALYSIS!!! Yes, a nigga time traveled.

 

[BenjaminE]

OK, this is a whopper.

Where do i start? All my life, i had to fight.... KIDDING. All my life i caught sleep paralysis. thats when u wake up and u cant move and u see shit. Started when i was 14. im 40 now. But I been learning about OBE's (that outta body shit) and astral projection and 2 family members told me that they stepped outside of their bodies and seen themself sleep.

So blah blah blah, i do the work and im ready. I made sleep paralysis my bitch. I dont see shit no more, i aint frozen no more, and im fuckin wit it. Until one day, a few weeks ago.....

I catch sleep paralysis, but this time, im froze? wait? im past that shit! I aint scared no mo! And i cant move and i see a figure coming towards me and and freakin out and i scream myself awake!!!

I remember once in 97 when i was home on leave and i felt it coming on. I was awake and watching tv and that shit hit me! COME ON!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! IM NOT EVEN SLEEPY!!!!

So back to 2016. Im checking out videos on youtube about astral projection and listening to the musical sounds that suppose to take you there, then i shut down the laptop and watched sanford and son til i doozed off....

I felt it coming on, and it sounded like the vid i was watching and i just made it louder in my mind... and i was in!

I saw my legs floating up and i made myself catch up with them and i was out the bed and headed to the door. Then i remembered that my aunt and brother said they saw themself sleep when they did it and i made the mistake and turned around and seen myself asleep. I walked up on myself to take a closer look, got scared cuz what if i cant get back in? I got kids!!! and i merged back into myself.

Then it hit me. I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS WALKIN UP ON MYSELF IN SLEEP PARALYSIS!!! Yes, a nigga time traveled.

 

[mackanaven]

they usually revolve around me porking rosie odonell, and i don't know if its a dream or nightmare.

 

[geechee slim]

... I walked up on myself to take a closer look, got scared cuz what if i cant get back in? I got kids!!! and i merged back into myself.

L m F a o.

 

[geechee slim]

I had a dream I found Jay-Z's rhyme book.

He was giving a concert at this big college with a football stadium. Somehow I stumbled upon his Mead composition notebook. And inside was every rhyme from Reasonable Doubt all the way to the Black Album (at the time).

So I have to find a way to sneak in to where his dressing room was stationed. an alarm went off and the speaker on the intercom said, we have an emergency. The Jay-Z concert will not start until we find his stolen notebook. so now I'm a criminal.

I snuck in the air furnaces and fell through one of the vents and landed in a bucket of laundry. one of the security guards, dressed like agent Smith, ran straight to me. he noticed the notebook in my hand, smiled and said I'll take that. I'm like, but I want to give it to Jay-Z myself. He says, I'll make sure it gets to Hov.