Taser Em All, Let God Sort Em Out

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Taser Em All, Let God Sort Em Out

For the second straight game, a Philadelphia Phillies fan took it upon himself to become part of the game. Without a doubt he was inspired by the notoriety gained by the tasered teenager who was the topic of discussion on both the local and national news the day before. Perhaps he was also inspired by the narcotics found in his possesion. Whatever his muse, he avoided the taser treatment inflicted on his predecessor and the Philadelphia fans avoided another possibly catastrophic incident.

After the 17yr old fan was tasered and removed from the field during Sundays game against the Cardinals, much of the debate has been about whether or not the police used excessive force. Many argue that he was just a harmless kid who was caught up in the moment. He was unarmed and, while avoiding apprehension, wasn’t endangering the players nor any of the other fans. He really had no where to go after leaping onto the field and could have eventually been brought down by less extreme measures. My response to that argument: Are you really willing to bet 40,000 lives on what you percieve to be a “harmless kid”?

Think about it, just one day earlier, the nation avoided a terrorist attack in Time Square due to a street vendors awareness and good old fashioned luck. In a world in which we cant board a plane without taking our shoes off, we should all realize our safety and security is constantly threatened. Rather than condemming the officer for using a taser on a fan, perhaps we should be commending him for his quick reaction. Not to sound like George Bush, but the forces of evil are all around us and there is no way to tell the difference between a terrorist and a stupid kid in enough time to prevent a loss of lives.

The athletes themselves should also take these situations a little more seriously. Instead of laughing behind their gloves, maybe they should think about evacuating the area. There is already precedent for fans attacking and injuring athletes, remember the Monica Seles stabbing? Im not suggesting they take it upon themselves to take out the trespassers, but maybe they should come out in their support for security using tasers to ensure their safety.

Anyone that steps onto a field or court during the middle of the game is either a threat or extremely stupid. Sports are competitive, adrenaline inducing events played by very large men. Anytime a person crosses from spectator to part of the action they are stepping into a lions den. Think back to the “Brawl at the Palace” and how the whole situation could have been avoided if that fan didn’t decide to throw that legendary blue cup. How about the fans that rushed the court only to realize that Jermaine O’neal really is 7ft tall and punches like it, you think they learned their lessons?

People will undoubtly point to alcohol as a cause for people jumping on the field, and while it is a valid point, beer and sports are married and aren’t gettign divorced anytime soon. Instead we have to look for other deterrents to keep people in their seats. If 50,000 Volts of electricity and the embarrassment of pissing on your self in public isn’t a a deterrent I don’t know what it. Instead of criticizing cops for excessive force, make it clear that if you step onto the field this will be the result. Not only will you be arrested but you will be electrocuted, no questions asked. Now are you really trying to create a buzz?

-Hank Floyd
 
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I concur.....but a clown just ran on the field in philly yesterday or today.....ANOTHER FAN...as far as I'm concerned they need to have german sheppards on the field....
 
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themadlionsfan;598104 said:
I concur.....but a clown just ran on the field in philly yesterday or today.....ANOTHER FAN...as far as I'm concerned they need to have german sheppards on the field....

Yea thats what i was talkin about, 2 people in 2 days is ridiculous. People wont take it serious until its a suicide bomber out there
 
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Running on the Field Back to Back Nights is Only Showing Potential Terrorist how easy it is To get on a Field.....i Know the Number Of Fans Out number Security but damn back 2 back nights??....And yes dude should have got Tased....He paid to To Have a Seat and Watch the Game Not Run around the fuckin Field Like a Fool.....u never know what a Random Guy Mission is once he jumps on the field, All of them Should be Tased and Beat right there on the field and then Show the AssWhoopin On ESPN and let Folks Know The Embarrassment that comes with such idiotic Moves...
 
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Tasers were supposed to be used as an alternative to deadly force in the event that a LIFE was in danger. Not used by some fat fuck who is too out of shape to chase some attention whore.

And really? Bring up terrorism? Fuck outta here Worrying Betty.
 
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DarcSkies777;599489 said:
Tasers were supposed to be used as an alternative to deadly force in the event that a LIFE was in danger. Not used by some fat fuck who is too out of shape to chase some attention whore.

And really? Bring up terrorism? Fuck outta here Worrying Betty.

a dude just drove a bullshit truck bomb into timesquare.......AFTER the patriot act.....and you mean to tell me that terrorism is not a possibility....and the chick in ya avie needs a perm
 
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themadlionsfan;599522 said:
a dude just drove a bullshit truck bomb into timesquare.......AFTER the patriot act.....and you mean to tell me that terrorism is not a possibility....and the chick in ya avie needs a perm

So Hasan is going to run on to the fucking field and blow up 2nd base? Not blow himself up in the stands where there is the max amount of people?

Damn u niggas are fukkin retarded I swear.
 
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DarcSkies777;599539 said:
So Hasan is going to run on to the fucking field and blow up 2nd base? Not blow himself up in the stands where there is the max amount of people?

Damn u niggas are fukkin retarded I swear.

Honestly, people never thought someone would fly a plane into a building before it happened. My point of mentioning terrorism in the article was to say you never know what can happen. Worst case scenario the next person detonates some serious explosion in the center of the stadium with a million people watching at home. Or maybe the next person just does something dumb that causes a distraction and messes up the pitchers rhythm. Either way fans don't belong on the field. theres nothing positive that can come from it. Whether its Hasan or little all american johnny i say take them out before they even get a chance to do something we all regret. Its not like i'm endorsing putting a bullet in their head. Let them ride the lightning first and then figure out what their intentions were when they wake up.

[video=youtube;iSYlxzCHvKg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYlxzCHvKg[/video]

In the FACE!!!!!
 
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