Spin-off: You Ever Had Someone Randomly Ask You Where to Get Drugs?

[Lou Cypher]

Yes. I was at Wal Mart in anchorage and this bitch saw me and my friend walking. She stops us and is like "hey man you wanna buy some weed?" and i could tell she did more than just weed, but i of course was in the mood to smoke some weed. So i said "Yes, i would like to see your marijuana." and she told me that she would have to get the money from me go to the parking lot and come right back. I said "Your crazy. I wish to accompany you to the vehicle where said marijuana is located." She tells me the dude doesnt want people to know who he is and blah blah blah. Then after that she says shell call him and see. Gets her phone out and calls someone. Maybe Pretended to call. and gets off and says hes all out. So realizing ive just wasted my time i start to walk away and the bitch has the nerve to ask me if i know where to find some tweek. Told her to fuck off.

Other than that we have a mom and pops store where kids will just Hey Mister you for whatever. Coke, X, weed. Mostly buy them ciggs tho.

 

[CapitalB]

my pa'tnas dad who knows what i do had a friend in Vegas.. a construction worker..
said he needed me to hook him up..

so im thinkin good shit.. dont like talkin on the phone so got dude's number and we set up a meet..
i get there this mu'fucka wants crystal!!!! i was too through.. finished the drink dude bought me at the bar and was on my way..

told that cat to try a strip club.. strippers be on that shit.. not hoes! hahahaha

 

[Lou Cypher]

What exactly is it that you do CapitalB?

 

[kataklysm]

Are you a pimp or a drug dealer B?

 

[CapitalB]

Are you a pimp or a drug dealer B?

i dont sell drugs.. its a war on drugs..
but shit.. i dont sell pussy either. haha its go get sold either way.. im like an agent.. i make sure it goes for the highest price. lol

im the Dan Lozano of the sex trade. lol

 

[Lambent]

There have been 3 occasions where someone has randomly rolled up on me at school and asked where they can get some weed.

 

[American.Loo]

I used to live in NY but I caught a bus to TX one time to visit my mother.

I had some weed on me that I would smoke at the stops (we'd stop like in Memphis, ATL and Dallas)

At the Dallas stop some skinny white dude "headed to Utah" starts a convo with me, somehow I reveal I brought weed to make the trip easier.

Dude is almost begging for some to the point my spidey senses say Undercover Cop. To this day I think if I had given him some he woulda arrested me.

 

[kataklysm]

I've never had a stranger ask me for a connect or even if I wanted to buy some drugs.

lol @ ya'll looking like druggies.

 

[dirtyrodney]

All the time. I look like I know where the drugs at.

 

[CapitalB]

I used to live in NY but I caught a bus to TX one time to visit my mother.

I had some weed on me that I would smoke at the stops (we'd stop like in Memphis, ATL and Dallas)

At the Dallas stop some skinny white dude "headed to Utah" starts a convo with me, somehow I reveal I brought weed to make the trip easier.

Dude is almost begging for some to the point my spidey senses say Undercover Cop. To this day I think if I had given him some he woulda arrested me.

he wouldve arrested u regardless.. uv already admitted to bein in possession of it..
pussy's the only thing u can have and give away legal and sell illegal..

weed whether u jus have it.. sell it.. or give it away ..ESPECIALLY in the south is illegal..
he jus wanted a puff or two..

 

[American.Loo]

he wouldve arrested u regardless.. uv already admitted to bein in possession of it..

pussy's the only thing u can have and give away legal and sell illegal..

weed whether u jus have it.. sell it.. or give it away ..ESPECIALLY in the south is illegal..

he jus wanted a puff or two..

LOL oh d*mn. poor guy. he seemed cool.

he even offered me a laundry basket for a joint.

you meet some strange characters riding the bus.

 

[CapitalB]

LOL oh d*mn. poor guy. he seemed cool.

he even offered me a laundry basket for a joint.

you meet some strange characters riding the bus.

lol @ laundry basket... the fuck these people be thinkin! hahahaha

 

[S2J]

smh @ a white chick askin this question

oh the irony

 

[kataklysm]

Nope but I'VE asked random people for weed.

'u got bud? Naw? Aight, good lookin'. Aye playboi, u got trees?.....'

Yeah I've done that too.

 

[haute]

Lol yea when I was on an extreme diet/excercise kick

I was around 131 which is a little frail for my frame

 

[Plop Star]

yes all the time

being that i used to sell drugs and it was obvious that i did

 

[kataklysm]

I've got about a 20% success rate when asking random people

Really? I was usually always successful.

lol..we stopped in this apt complex down the road from my house back in the day. It was known to have drug dealers...dudes were not having it. They thought we were cops or narcs or something.

We were trying to buy a pretty large amount though..guess that was kinda suspicious.

 

[Dakari]

im in college so yes. white people hilarious

 

[IceBergTaylor]

I remember when I was in college these lil white dudes who I could flat out tell were 14-15 randomly stopped me in the street and asked me if I could cop some bud for them. Feel like them lil Townhouse Crackas were tryin to set me up.

 

[LurkdogAchilles]

lol this is funny

but you know the whole time yesterday i was thinking if somebody randomly ask me for tree, i'ma look at 'em like they crazy and keep it moving

which i have done before when asked