Spin: Ever been to jail

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Only county and YA type shit. county was the worst learned jail is not cool nor the place to be don't let these rappers fool u, PAC was the only nigga who kept it real bout the bing.
 
worked corrections for 3 years...I see why niggas go back....as far as the food situation goes niggas actually gain weight in there even tho the food sux except chicken night (niggas get they shit split for chicken guaranteed fight in at least 1 housing unit on chicken night) but most people don't eat 3 complete meals on the street so they get knocked and like u said sleep all day and eat 3 meals...but jail is a joke, niggas don't wanna run they time up so they chill...the penitentiary is a while nother ball game, that's usually when the bid begins, niggas time start hittin them hard, niggas turn to laundry boys n shit, get on that work out regiment for the facilities that still have free weights....the pen>>>jail, but if you ask me jail is not what you think by a long shot....I started when I was 19 and never had a problem inmate wise, my issues were with staff, got the dickheads whos life sux so they go in there snatchin ass, then u got the scary ma fuckas that let niggas do what they want so you got to go in after him a clean up...learned a lot, just smoke to much to be worried bout some piss test...and oh yeah worked there 3 years and was only pissed tested once and that was the entry test, it was a urine analysis with a officer in the bathroom with you like you are on colors(papers/probation)glad I left I was getting to comfortable
 
That shit is not cool, I did some stupid git shit and had to go to county, damn shame I was more afraid of going home to my mama than going to jail.
 
wildest thing I witnessed working at the jail was.....we had a dormitory setting so their were 48 cells with 2 bunks, the "dorms" were called "pods" ive seen literally the whole pod (96 was max capacity but factor in the single cell status people, it was maybe realisticly like 75 people ) jump on 1 person over ass betting like 5 honey buns, it was a "blood" pod if you will...I haven't met any real bloods that were from Va but I guess the majority of the niggas in the pod were claiming blood, but anyway, I worked in the med-max custody level but since this was a regional jail we didn't 23 and 1 our max's unless it was for discipline, so im get through serving dinner trays (which we had brought to our pod because of the custody level) and getting ready to send them shits back but I couldn't find the pod trustee, it was dead silent all I heard was the screeching from the bottom of sneakers, I turn around, and thought that somebody had got their property stolen and niggas was jus snatchin it off the floor before anybody else could grab what they want....man when them niggas scattered after I called the code, I swear this nigga had bob barker shoe prints on his forehead.....this niggas jaw look like it was hanging on to his face by the skin, he was unconscious, they had to drag that nigga to the infirmary and sent him to the hospital. They wind up givin like 4 people street charges I think it was assault and gang activity which in Virginia is like if you gon break the law make sure you only breaking 1 law cause these niggas pile on charges. Never seen anybody get raped, never heard of it, the faggots or "punks" as they call them will tell all the business there is to know, and they say there is no need to rape nobody because most of them are curious, especially when they get sentenced....I wrote that faggot nigga up out the pod...he use to prance around in the tightest shorts available...he would trade shorts with young skinny niggas just to get em short....I had to lock that nigga down daily....shit all the nurses were fuckin inmates and supervisors lol officers didn't get any play....the female officers were fuckin the white shirts (supervisors wear white shirts from sgt, lt, cpt, Major, Super intendent/warden) to try and get ahead which never worked because the female supervisors were fucking their superiors which is how they got in that spot...I don't seen niggas get time they shouldn't have got, I don't seen niggas steal 20 dollars from they childhood friend just to order commissary, I don't seen the aftermath of a nigga trying to slit his wrist (that shit looked like a movie blood everywhere) I seen a nigga try to hang himself off the top tier and not tie the sheet around his neck tight enough and fall off the tear, he fractured his ankle and tried to sue...he did the rest of his big in a turtle suit (suicide watch suit) in the hole...shit was actually fun, my lifestyle just didn't coincide with the line of work...corrections aint no job its a lifestyle...

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twice, one time just in what they call a sober tank cuz i yell fuck the police after the club, but i was no where near drunk smh, i slept for 4 hours ans was released

One other time was for possesion with intent, i was put in the orange suit & flip flops, i played ball & read, charges were dropped tho, i was thinking it was over for me when they put me in that orange suit
 
been handcuffed a few time sadly not under pleasant circumstances. never did time or been to booking and holding though. it was minor shit busted at the weed spot while copping and shit like that. then it was the time me and my homeboy was driving home from south beach while on x. this jackass forgot to turn on the headlights and got us pulled over and the idiot had a glock stashed in the ride. I was handcuffed in the back seat sweating ecstasy bullets praying to god for them devils to let me go.
 
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Been to the Feds. 3 hots and a cot as they say. But in the feds you eat good, not that slop you see in the county or on tv. Talkin baked chicken, fried chicken days yams collard greens (no bullshit) On days like martin luther king day and 4th of july you get bbq chicken or a whole cornish hen with corn, biscuits and shit. Breakfast it rotate from cinnamon rolls, coffee cakes, bagels etc..

I don't know how state prisons roll, never been but Feds where I was is laid back, fights was once in a while maybe once/twice a month. Now what did trip me out was the gay shit that be happenin. Had like 5 heshe's move in our unit, and some of the niggas i thought was cool was goin crazy bout them, up in they room wit a towel over the window (yes in feds we got DOORS not bars) shit tripped me out. Them same dudes have the baby and old lady come see'em at visitation like nothin happened, shit crazy
 
fuc_i_look_like;5975938 said:
MzGrahamBitches;5975866 said:
Three times in 2006.

Never again.

you cant post that and not tell us what for...

First time for possession of marijuana (class C).

Second time for an outstanding warrant.

Third time for driving with a suspended license.

Only had to get naked one time though, other times were just holding cells.
 
MzGrahamBitches;5975944 said:
fuc_i_look_like;5975938 said:
MzGrahamBitches;5975866 said:
Three times in 2006.

Never again.

you cant post that and not tell us what for...

First time for possession of marijuana (class C).

Second time for an outstanding warrant.

Third time for driving with a suspended license.

Only had to get naked one time though, other times were just holding cells.

dam where they do that at?? how much you had on you? even in this weak ass commonwealth state (va) that's only a summons I believe as long as its not bagged up in separate bags
 
It was a blunt roach in my purse...no lie.

Even the cop at the jailhouse was like wtf.

They sure did charge me though.
 

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