Shitty haircuts..

[Paprika]

I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

 

[KamPushMe]

I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

Never got my shit cut by a female

 

[Paprika]

I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

Never got my shit cut by a female

I've had my sister give me a lineup before. She is cold with it, fading and doing designs. Other than her no one else would touch my hair but me.

The new barbers are the worst. Walking up to you while you wait. Always having an empty chair unless they convince a sucker.

 

[T. Sanford]

I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

Never got my shit cut by a female

My brother in law is a barber. He is my secondary barber but I gotta female as my main personal barber. She cold on them clippers. Every chick I knew that was a barber was good at it.

I forgot where I got my haircut at a long time ago but when the barber was done. I had a bad vibe that my shit was messed up. So the next morning, I skipped my school bus to catch the city bus to get faded at this barber college since all the barbershops wasn't opened at the time. Got my fade cured then went to school with a fresh fade. Can't be going to school with a messed up fade, you'll become the roast topic of the day

 

[Trillfate]

Aint had 1 since i was 12.. those kitchen cuts were brutal

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

*Growin' my hair post*

 

[Turfaholic]

Moms hooked me up with a haircut when I was in the first grade. Shit was hella lopsided. I was so disgusted. I kept saying "Mom you made me look like a mushroom". Looking back, I think that shit hurt her feelings lol.

 

[TheNightKing]

Moms gave me that Blade v-cut when I was 10 or so. I hadn't had a cut in a couple of months and I had that mixed boy hair so it was thick as fuck. Mom ain't even try to trim it down, smh. Just shaved that baldy, crooked ass v in my head and kept it pushing.

Those were some rough times.

 

[_Goldie_]

Mann, it was the night before the first day of school, I think I was starting the 5th grade. My older sis cut my shit, she was doing aight too, but the fuckin clippers broke 3/4ths of the way in. I had to go to school lookin this

I cried like a bitch that night

 

[Lurkristocrat]

I once got a haircut by a white woman because it was $5. Being frugal, this was a good deal. She didn't give me a lineup or brush off the hair that she cut off and landed on my clothes.

Had to go to another barber and got laughed at.

Even worse than a bad haircut is waiting 3 hours for your turn and constantly being told you're next. Cut my own hair now.

niggas sonned you like a lil nigga

 

[Lurkristocrat]

nigga got hit with the wack nigga at the basketball court callin next for 3hrs but everybody got 5 already

 

[Lurkristocrat]

moms took me to a barber school when i was young to get haircut by the trainees and this fool nigga cut half my eyebrow off smh.

 

[KamPushMe]

Just yesterday I got to my shit cut and son pushed my shit back

Never switch barbers no matter what b smh

Now I gotta wear hats for at least a month

 

[Lurkristocrat]

Just yesterday I got to my shit cut and son pushed my shit back

Never switch barbers no matter what b smh

Now I gotta wear hats for at least a month

couldnt decide between ether or lol

 

[illestni99ainne]

This episode of blackish brought back so many bad memories. I was in JR High and went to the barbershop. The owner was older and no one ever went to him except his older clients. When I went in he was the only barber there. I wanted to leave but moms made me stay.?i should've did something regular but I wanted to get a gumby but he didn't know what I was talking about so i described it to him . My hair came out very similar to this

Dawg I got torn to pieces for pretty much the rest of the school year

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

My dad foreign and he used to cut a cat's hair with....

A comb and a god damm bic lighter

Smh

At least my dusty ass learned how to fight young

 

[CashmoneyDux]

My dad foreign and he used to cut a cat's hair with....

A comb and a god damm bic lighter

Smh

At least my dusty ass learned how to fight young

How is that possible?

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

My dad foreign and he used to cut a cat's hair with....

A comb and a god damm bic lighter

Smh

At least my dusty ass learned how to fight young

How is that possible?

Hahahaha pretty simple. I got straight hair, so he would just dig the comb in somewhere near my scalp and burn off whatever he thought was excess hair

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Burnt hair stinks

 

[SolemnSauce]

Had a fade till like 9th grade. Came to school wit a Ceasar and a nigga was like "damn, bout time nigga..niggaz ain't rock fades in fo five years"..

I get stuck on styles