scumbag!

[MallyG]

This thread delivered to the nth degree! I been tripling back reading these stories and it had me in stitches. This shit was therapeutic for some nikkas in here. lol

Easily FOF worthy

 

[Mastery]

So one Friday afternoon me and my homeboy pick up these two broads. He was already fucking with one of them and the friend came along for me. Friend was banging too, nice titties, nice onion, lil slim thick type. They wanted to go away for the weekend. That night we hit the movies, ate, then hit a pool hall. The place was about 2 hours away. They talking about we'll get a room for a couple days and head back Sunday. My boy look at me cause he know I don't play that shit. And I'm looking at his ass like "why the fuck you didn't say nothing before I got here nigga?" But I go along with the shit anyway, and give him that look like "this ain't happening bruh."

Anyway we drive 2 fucking hours away, hit the movies, eat a lil something then end up playing pool in a pool hall. We there until like midnight. So I'm hinting to my boy we need to bounce cause I'm trying to fuck this bitch. He like cool.

We leave and find a some shitty as motel. On the way there though these bitches is planning the next day and shit. Smh. We go to get one room and these bitches start complaining because they don't want to fuck in front of the other one. They want two rooms. I look at this nigga again. He already know I'm getting heated. Once again, I'm like whatever man, "you paying nigga." Lol He pay for both rooms, give me and ol' girl the key to ours and we proceed. So we in there for a couple of hours, I'm blowing this bitches back out. I'm already mad so I'm trying to bust through this bitch cervix. I smashed her 3 times in that couple of hours.

I call my boy, tell him I'm running to the store and see if he wanna roll. He like "nah, I'm good." I said "nigga, you might wanna roll." He still don't get it. I'm like "bring yo black ass on nigga." He come out and we start walking to my whip. I told this nigga, I'm leaving these bitches here. He like "what?" I said "I'm out nigga, fuck these hoes." He like "I'm not gon leave ol girl out here stranded like that". I said "fuck it, stay with them hoes then. I'm gone." He thought about it and was like "fuck it then nigga, I'm rolling with you." Lol

We didn't even go back to the rooms. Hopped in the whip and hit the highway. His bitch called him like 15 minutes later like "y'all almost back?" He like "yeah" then turned his phone off. Haha. We went back to this nigga crib and passed out. When we woke up and he turned his phone on this bitch must have called about 30 damn times haha. Leaving messages, talking shit, etc... we was cracking the fuck up lol

Of course they stopped fucking around after that, and he tried to blame me lol I'm like "look nigga, you made your choice at the motel." I didn't give a fuck about them hoes, but he was my nigga so I gave him the option of rolling back with me or staying there. Haha

He like "why did you wanna leave in the first place?" I'm like nigga "fuck them bitches. They got niggas driving 2 got damn hours away for some shit we could have done right here near home. Then they wanted to get two separate hotel rooms. You know why nigga. Plus I could have left yo ass for not telling me beforehand." I'm like "you lucky I even went along with that shit for you"

I had that shit planned from the jump though as soon as they started talking about driving 2 fucking hours and getting a room. Before we even hit the road, i had my escape already planned.

 

[Dupac]

Well played sir. Well played

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

So one Friday afternoon me and my homeboy pick up these two broads. He was already fucking with one of them and the friend came along for me. Friend was banging too, nice titties, nice onion, lil slim thick type. They wanted to go away for the weekend. That night we hit the movies, ate, then hit a pool hall. The place was about 2 hours away. They talking about we'll get a room for a couple days and head back Sunday. My boy look at me cause he know I don't play that shit. And I'm looking at his ass like "why the fuck you didn't say nothing before I got here nigga?" But I go along with the shit anyway, and give him that look like "this ain't happening bruh."

Anyway we drive 2 fucking hours away, hit the movies, eat a lil something then end up playing pool in a pool hall. We there until like midnight. So I'm hinting to my boy we need to bounce cause I'm trying to fuck this bitch. He like cool.

We leave and find a some shitty as motel. On the way there though these bitches is planning the next day and shit. Smh. We go to get one room and these bitches start complaining because they don't want to fuck in front of the other one. They want two rooms. I look at this nigga again. He already know I'm getting heated. Once again, I'm like whatever man, "you paying nigga." Lol He pay for both rooms, give me and ol' girl the key to ours and we proceed. So we in there for a couple of hours, I'm blowing this bitches back out. I'm already mad so I'm trying to bust through this bitch cervix. I smashed her 3 times in that couple of hours.

I call my boy, tell him I'm running to the store and see if he wanna roll. He like "nah, I'm good." I said "nigga, you might wanna roll." He still don't get it. I'm like "bring yo black ass on nigga." He come out and we start walking to my whip. I told this nigga, I'm leaving these bitches here. He like "what?" I said "I'm out nigga, fuck these hoes." He like "I'm not gon leave ol girl out here stranded like that". I said "fuck it, stay with them hoes then. I'm gone." He thought about it and was like "fuck it then nigga, I'm rolling with you." Lol

We didn't even go back to the rooms. Hopped in the whip and hit the highway. His bitch called him like 15 minutes later like "y'all almost back?" He like "yeah" then turned his phone off. Haha. We went back to this nigga crib and passed out. When we woke up and he turned his phone on this bitch must have called about 30 damn times haha. Leaving messages, talking shit, etc... we was cracking the fuck up lol

Of course they stopped fucking around after that, and he tried to blame me lol I'm like "look nigga, you made your choice at the motel." I didn't give a fuck about them hoes, but he was my nigga so I gave him the option of rolling back with me or staying there. Haha

He like "why did you wanna leave in the first place?" I'm like nigga "fuck them bitches. They got niggas driving 2 got damn hours away for some shit we could have done right here near home. Then they wanted to get two separate hotel rooms. You know why nigga. Plus I could have left yo ass for not telling me beforehand." I'm like "you lucky I even went along with that shit for you"

I had that shit planned from the jump though as soon as they started talking about driving 2 fucking hours and getting a room. Before we even hit the road, i had my escape already planned.

Bruh I knew what the plan was before I even read the rest of the story. Lol! Your patna had pussy on his mind. That's why he didn't catch on about goin to the store

 

[blatalian]

So one Friday afternoon me and my homeboy pick up these two broads. He was already fucking with one of them and the friend came along for me. Friend was banging too, nice titties, nice onion, lil slim thick type. They wanted to go away for the weekend. That night we hit the movies, ate, then hit a pool hall. The place was about 2 hours away. They talking about we'll get a room for a couple days and head back Sunday. My boy look at me cause he know I don't play that shit. And I'm looking at his ass like "why the fuck you didn't say nothing before I got here nigga?" But I go along with the shit anyway, and give him that look like "this ain't happening bruh."

Anyway we drive 2 fucking hours away, hit the movies, eat a lil something then end up playing pool in a pool hall. We there until like midnight. So I'm hinting to my boy we need to bounce cause I'm trying to fuck this bitch. He like cool.

We leave and find a some shitty as motel. On the way there though these bitches is planning the next day and shit. Smh. We go to get one room and these bitches start complaining because they don't want to fuck in front of the other one. They want two rooms. I look at this nigga again. He already know I'm getting heated. Once again, I'm like whatever man, "you paying nigga." Lol He pay for both rooms, give me and ol' girl the key to ours and we proceed. So we in there for a couple of hours, I'm blowing this bitches back out. I'm already mad so I'm trying to bust through this bitch cervix. I smashed her 3 times in that couple of hours.

I call my boy, tell him I'm running to the store and see if he wanna roll. He like "nah, I'm good." I said "nigga, you might wanna roll." He still don't get it. I'm like "bring yo black ass on nigga." He come out and we start walking to my whip. I told this nigga, I'm leaving these bitches here. He like "what?" I said "I'm out nigga, fuck these hoes." He like "I'm not gon leave ol girl out here stranded like that". I said "fuck it, stay with them hoes then. I'm gone." He thought about it and was like "fuck it then nigga, I'm rolling with you." Lol

We didn't even go back to the rooms. Hopped in the whip and hit the highway. His bitch called him like 15 minutes later like "y'all almost back?" He like "yeah" then turned his phone off. Haha. We went back to this nigga crib and passed out. When we woke up and he turned his phone on this bitch must have called about 30 damn times haha. Leaving messages, talking shit, etc... we was cracking the fuck up lol

Of course they stopped fucking around after that, and he tried to blame me lol I'm like "look nigga, you made your choice at the motel." I didn't give a fuck about them hoes, but he was my nigga so I gave him the option of rolling back with me or staying there. Haha

He like "why did you wanna leave in the first place?" I'm like nigga "fuck them bitches. They got niggas driving 2 got damn hours away for some shit we could have done right here near home. Then they wanted to get two separate hotel rooms. You know why nigga. Plus I could have left yo ass for not telling me beforehand." I'm like "you lucky I even went along with that shit for you"

I had that shit planned from the jump though as soon as they started talking about driving 2 fucking hours and getting a room. Before we even hit the road, i had my escape already planned.

Bruh I knew what the plan was before I even read the rest of the story. Lol! Your patna had pussy on his mind. That's why he didn't catch on about goin to the store

Most scumbags in here would have had that same plan if that shit was 2 miles away lol...I know I would...have done tha same shit...

 

[Micmacmar3of3m]

Aite long as this a judgment free zone I gt one... Not as badass as some of y'all cuz sum of y'all need to write a book on dis shit, but check...

I had my daughter at 17 being a scum bag prolly played a part but I digress, I'm 17 a jr n high school and had this chick named jyllian she was a Naive Lil 9th grader.. Booty stupid phat, face meh!!! But she was a Lil freak for such a younging so my sister a fellow ninthe grader knew her and became cool with her around school n wat not, so shawty sees me with my sister n "wanted to get to know me cuz "I'm cute" so cool, we talkn and fucking n all that for a month or two n she wanna come over one night on the super late night.. Ima teenage father so I got my daughter n I can't drive to pick u up this late n wake my baby up.. Shawty stayed like 2.4 miles from my crib n said Shiit its cool I'll walk!! So I'm like fuck it walk then I'll b in da crib when u get here.. She gets to my crib damn near 3 hours later sad and all scared n shook up talking bout a deer chased her!!! So I console the bitch n take her upstairs to my room.. N get to work, my baby sleep n a playpen type crib next to dis bitch gettn it doggystyle.. Bitch making noise, now my Lil mama squirming making like a shut up or ima wake up face Lil frowny n shit....its a bottle I had made previously ( being a prepared scumbag!!) So Im holding/adjusting the bottle ever so skillfully, mid stroke BAWLLS DEEEP!! N I'm feeding my baby the bottle tryna figure sum sort of contraption to hold the bottle upright to keep the Flo going.. Long story short...SUCCESS..God smiled on a young scumbag that night.. I got mine she got hers (I guess!!! Im young it was bout mine at the time) my boy deon worked the night shift and break was round 330 4 am n he use to come burn wit me if I was awake. I'm going downstairs wit da beat meat stride of glory for sum post game kool aid and my boy deon pulls up outside my house at like 330 4 am rite on time, text my jack n took da bitch home for me but only AFTER he rolled da green up I ain't even ride wit da bitch..she hates me to this day for Lil shit like that...Daughter never woke up she is 9 now n ironically sleep rite here next to me.. No doggy on the freak bitch this time!!

 

[TheNightKing]

On some real shit, I'm going to save all these stories and show them to my daughters when they get older. Ain't trying to have niggas writing stories about them one day, fuck that!

And when they ask, "Did you ever do these things daddy?", the answer will be a resounding "Hell nah, I'd never treat a woman like that." I'd be lying my ass off, but ay, this ain't about me!

 

[caddo man]

So I guess I will drop a story.

I wasnt a big time scumbag. I was just around alot of scumbag niggas. So this scumbag story start with me and my boys chilling at the crib. We planning a BBQ that I was suppose to supply the hoes. I had some lined up and ready. We outside smoking when we see this thick ass white thot. We call her over and see she has a baby with her. She talking about how she was just walking the neighborhood.

She comes in and off top start flirting. Like the niggas we were. WE start fucking her 5 minutes into her being there. Baby chilling over on the coach. I fucked her, My boy took her up stairs and beat them the other homie fucked in the bathroom.

She proceeded to tell us about her friends in Bad News (Newport News) that get down like her. We hype. WE cancel the BBQ and get ready to scumbag these other broads. Needless to say we get there and it was the projects. Hell nah. That shit seemed like a setup and none of us were strapped. Pull chalks and went to the club. I was on my white girl kick that day cause I snatched up another one that I ran through.

 

[Mastery]

This nigga said "wait a minute...

Bitch we in the projects."

*throws the broad and her baby out the car and peels out*

 

[MARIO_DRO]

" 3 hours later sad and all scared n shook up talking bout a deer chased her"

HILARIOUS!

 

[Knock_Twice]

you niggas need ruthless

 

[Knock_Twice]

You niggas need to make a change

 

[Knock_Twice]

Yall niggas are the worst

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

...damn you Knock for makin me read all that. Lol

 

[Knock_Twice]

...damn you Knock for makin me read all that. Lol

Man that shit is too long man...

I don't wanna start a movement, I'll post it another time..

 

[AZTG]

Aite long as this a judgment free zone I gt one... Not as badass as some of y'all cuz sum of y'all need to write a book on dis shit, but check...

I had my daughter at 17 being a scum bag prolly played a part but I digress, I'm 17 a jr n high school and had this chick named jyllian she was a Naive Lil 9th grader.. Booty stupid phat, face meh!!! But she was a Lil freak for such a younging so my sister a fellow ninthe grader knew her and became cool with her around school n wat not, so shawty sees me with my sister n "wanted to get to know me cuz "I'm cute" so cool, we talkn and fucking n all that for a month or two n she wanna come over one night on the super late night.. Ima teenage father so I got my daughter n I can't drive to pick u up this late n wake my baby up.. Shawty stayed like 2.4 miles from my crib n said Shiit its cool I'll walk!! So I'm like fuck it walk then I'll b in da crib when u get here.. She gets to my crib damn near 3 hours later sad and all scared n shook up talking bout a deer chased her!!! So I console the bitch n take her upstairs to my room.. N get to work, my baby sleep n a playpen type crib next to dis bitch gettn it doggystyle.. Bitch making noise, now my Lil mama squirming making like a shut up or ima wake up face Lil frowny n shit....its a bottle I had made previously ( being a prepared scumbag!!) So Im holding/adjusting the bottle ever so skillfully, mid stroke BAWLLS DEEEP!! N I'm feeding my baby the bottle tryna figure sum sort of contraption to hold the bottle upright to keep the Flo going.. Long story short...SUCCESS..God smiled on a young scumbag that night.. I got mine she got hers (I guess!!! Im young it was bout mine at the time) my boy deon worked the night shift and break was round 330 4 am n he use to come burn wit me if I was awake. I'm going downstairs wit da beat meat stride of glory for sum post game kool aid and my boy deon pulls up outside my house at like 330 4 am rite on time, text my jack n took da bitch home for me but only AFTER he rolled da green up I ain't even ride wit da bitch..she hates me to this day for Lil shit like that...Daughter never woke up she is 9 now n ironically sleep rite here next to me.. No doggy on the freak bitch this time!!

Cmon b. Its some lines in life that must never be crossed and holding your daughters bottle feeding her while you stroking a bitch is one of those lines. Haha

 

[gns]

Aite long as this a judgment free zone I gt one... Not as badass as some of y'all cuz sum of y'all need to write a book on dis shit, but check...

I had my daughter at 17 being a scum bag prolly played a part but I digress, I'm 17 a jr n high school and had this chick named jyllian she was a Naive Lil 9th grader.. Booty stupid phat, face meh!!! But she was a Lil freak for such a younging so my sister a fellow ninthe grader knew her and became cool with her around school n wat not, so shawty sees me with my sister n "wanted to get to know me cuz "I'm cute" so cool, we talkn and fucking n all that for a month or two n she wanna come over one night on the super late night.. Ima teenage father so I got my daughter n I can't drive to pick u up this late n wake my baby up.. Shawty stayed like 2.4 miles from my crib n said Shiit its cool I'll walk!! So I'm like fuck it walk then I'll b in da crib when u get here.. She gets to my crib damn near 3 hours later sad and all scared n shook up talking bout a deer chased her!!! So I console the bitch n take her upstairs to my room.. N get to work, my baby sleep n a playpen type crib next to dis bitch gettn it doggystyle.. Bitch making noise, now my Lil mama squirming making like a shut up or ima wake up face Lil frowny n shit....its a bottle I had made previously ( being a prepared scumbag!!) So Im holding/adjusting the bottle ever so skillfully, mid stroke BAWLLS DEEEP!! N I'm feeding my baby the bottle tryna figure sum sort of contraption to hold the bottle upright to keep the Flo going.. Long story short...SUCCESS..God smiled on a young scumbag that night.. I got mine she got hers (I guess!!! Im young it was bout mine at the time) my boy deon worked the night shift and break was round 330 4 am n he use to come burn wit me if I was awake. I'm going downstairs wit da beat meat stride of glory for sum post game kool aid and my boy deon pulls up outside my house at like 330 4 am rite on time, text my jack n took da bitch home for me but only AFTER he rolled da green up I ain't even ride wit da bitch..she hates me to this day for Lil shit like that...Daughter never woke up she is 9 now n ironically sleep rite here next to me.. No doggy on the freak bitch this time!!

Cmon b. Its some lines in life that must never be crossed and holding your daughters bottle feeding her while you stroking a bitch is one of those lines. Haha

I've.........

No comment, y'all carry on.

 

[Mastery]

...damn you Knock for makin me read all that. Lol

Man that shit is too long man...

I don't wanna start a movement, I'll post it another time..

@Knock_Twice Post up nigga lol

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

LOL I saw it and was like nah I'll read it later

 

[AZTG]

Aite long as this a judgment free zone I gt one... Not as badass as some of y'all cuz sum of y'all need to write a book on dis shit, but check...

I had my daughter at 17 being a scum bag prolly played a part but I digress, I'm 17 a jr n high school and had this chick named jyllian she was a Naive Lil 9th grader.. Booty stupid phat, face meh!!! But she was a Lil freak for such a younging so my sister a fellow ninthe grader knew her and became cool with her around school n wat not, so shawty sees me with my sister n "wanted to get to know me cuz "I'm cute" so cool, we talkn and fucking n all that for a month or two n she wanna come over one night on the super late night.. Ima teenage father so I got my daughter n I can't drive to pick u up this late n wake my baby up.. Shawty stayed like 2.4 miles from my crib n said Shiit its cool I'll walk!! So I'm like fuck it walk then I'll b in da crib when u get here.. She gets to my crib damn near 3 hours later sad and all scared n shook up talking bout a deer chased her!!! So I console the bitch n take her upstairs to my room.. N get to work, my baby sleep n a playpen type crib next to dis bitch gettn it doggystyle.. Bitch making noise, now my Lil mama squirming making like a shut up or ima wake up face Lil frowny n shit....its a bottle I had made previously ( being a prepared scumbag!!) So Im holding/adjusting the bottle ever so skillfully, mid stroke BAWLLS DEEEP!! N I'm feeding my baby the bottle tryna figure sum sort of contraption to hold the bottle upright to keep the Flo going.. Long story short...SUCCESS..God smiled on a young scumbag that night.. I got mine she got hers (I guess!!! Im young it was bout mine at the time) my boy deon worked the night shift and break was round 330 4 am n he use to come burn wit me if I was awake. I'm going downstairs wit da beat meat stride of glory for sum post game kool aid and my boy deon pulls up outside my house at like 330 4 am rite on time, text my jack n took da bitch home for me but only AFTER he rolled da green up I ain't even ride wit da bitch..she hates me to this day for Lil shit like that...Daughter never woke up she is 9 now n ironically sleep rite here next to me.. No doggy on the freak bitch this time!!

Cmon b. Its some lines in life that must never be crossed and holding your daughters bottle feeding her while you stroking a bitch is one of those lines. Haha

I've.........

No comment, y'all carry on.

@gns, you know the deal bruh, gotta tell the story now.