scumbag!

[Mastery]

@Dave2one6 Post up part 2 nigga.

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Nah cuh, we talking bout bitches , not gettin ya ass whooped in 3rd grade .

 

[BeardedFreak]

Just ended a three month relationship.

When we first met, I told her to call me Pablo. She said why, since my real name ain't nowhere close to Pablo. I told her, it's because I'm da plug for dat ass. Till this day, her moms, family and friends think my real name is Pablo.

She said she had to break up with me, because she noticed that before we met, her farts use to be loud, because her ass was tight. Now they all silent and deadly, because I made her asshole loose.

Sincerely,

Pablo Da Plug

"I'm in luv wit da ass-hole"

 

[Mastery]

Just ended a three month relationship.

When we first met, I told her to call me Pablo. She said why, since my real name ain't nowhere close to Pablo. I told her, it's because I'm da plug for dat ass. Till this day, her moms, family and friends think my real name is Pablo.

She said she had to break up with me, because she noticed that before we met, her farts use to be loud, because her ass was tight. Now they all silent and deadly, because I made her asshole loose.

Sincerely,

Pablo Da Plug

"I'm in luv wit da ass-hole"

@ your infatuation with asshole yo haha

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Just ended a three month relationship.

When we first met, I told her to call me Pablo. She said why, since my real name ain't nowhere close to Pablo. I told her, it's because I'm da plug for dat ass. Till this day, her moms, family and friends think my real name is Pablo.

She said she had to break up with me, because she noticed that before we met, her farts use to be loud, because her ass was tight. Now they all silent and deadly, because I made her asshole loose.

Sincerely,

Pablo Da Plug

"I'm in luv wit da ass-hole"

...Is this @MoneyLuver .???

 

[Dave2one6]

@Dave2one6 Post up part 2 nigga.

I guess i need to post about bishes. the part 2 i was gonna post, aint.

I dont know who the scumbag is in this story, but here we go. (and count the L's)

Summer of 2004. Monday. 10:45 am. I had just dropped my brother off at home because we went to a Krayzie Bone show the previous night where Wi$h Bone was his hype man. L

After dropping my brother off, i hit the corner A-rab store to grab a 40. L. While walking in, i noticed this chick standing outside that i went to high school with. We wasnt friends, just always noticed her because she had big boobs and was sexy, but kinda rough around the edges. "Ghetto" if u will. I didnt say anything walking in, but when i walked out she like " hey, can i go with u?" im like, cool. So we get in my car and i ask her where she wanna go. She said where ever u goin. i said im going home. she said well thats where we going. And it still didnt register with me yet. L.

So we get to my house and when she walks in she's like "damn, whats that sound? that humming? its scaring me." im like 'its the refridgerator.' (i didnt notice until later that night that she unplugged it) She like "where yo bauffroom at?" im like, right there. (i didnt notice she took my deoderant until the next morning) L.

So then it hits me. I was a lil off that day because i was hung over, had to wake up earlier than i planned, and hadnt had a beer yet to settle my head and stomach. L. So now to the business at hand. She like how much u got? I said all i got on me is $......dollars. She like, iight, what u want? some head or some ass? im thinkin " some ass? ewwww. she said, "but after i go cop, u can do whatever u want to me."

So i play it over in my head. I dont want her smoking crack in my house. i dont even wanna smell it because i might catch a contact and then do whatever i wanted to her. Im a square who use to dabble in the streets sometimes but this was the first time i ever been in this situation with this proposition. I opt for head.

She says to me " im going to undo yo pants, pull your dick out, and i want you to fuck my mouth." I never heard those words before in my life. she had an itinerary when i was just playing it by ear. She said that and i instantly became ressurrected. so i did what she said do, and when i cum'ed, she took it in her mouth, pulled out her pack of newports, and spit the spewge in between the box and the plastic wrap of the cigarette pack. L.

I give her the money, we go one block over, i drop her off, think about waiting, says fuck it, and go back home.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

@Dave2one6 Post up part 2 nigga.

I guess i need to post about bishes. the part 2 i was gonna post, aint.

I dont know who the scumbag is in this story, but here we go. (and count the L's)

Summer of 2004. Monday. 10:45 am. I had just dropped my brother off at home because we went to a Krayzie Bone show the previous night where Wi$h Bone was his hype man. L

After dropping my brother off, i hit the corner A-rab store to grab a 40. L. While walking in, i noticed this chick standing outside that i went to high school with. We wasnt friends, just always noticed her because she had big boobs and was sexy, but kinda rough around the edges. "Ghetto" if u will. I didnt say anything walking in, but when i walked out she like " hey, can i go with u?" im like, cool. So we get in my car and i ask her where she wanna go. She said where ever u goin. i said im going home. she said well thats where we going. And it still didnt register with me yet. L.

So we get to my house and when she walks in she's like "damn, whats that sound? that humming? its scaring me." im like 'its the refridgerator.' (i didnt notice until later that night that she unplugged it) She like "where yo bauffroom at?" im like, right there. (i didnt notice she took my deoderant until the next morning) L.

So then it hits me. I was a lil off that day because i was hung over, had to wake up earlier than i planned, and hadnt had a beer yet to settle my head and stomach. L. So now to the business at hand. She like how much u got? I said all i got on me is $......dollars. She like, iight, what u want? some head or some ass? im thinkin " some ass? ewwww. she said, "but after i go cop, u can do whatever u want to me."

So i play it over in my head. I dont want her smoking crack in my house. i dont even wanna smell it because i might catch a contact and then do whatever i wanted to her. Im a square who use to dabble in the streets sometimes but this was the first time i ever been in this situation with this proposition. I opt for head.

She says to me " im going to undo yo pants, pull your dick out, and i want you to fuck my mouth." I never heard those words before in my life. she had an itinerary when i was just playing it by ear. She said that and i instantly became ressurrected. so i did what she said do, and when i cum'ed, she took it in her mouth, pulled out her pack of newports, and spit the spewge in between the box and the plastic wrap of the cigarette pack. L.

I give her the money, we go one block over, i drop her off, think about waiting, says fuck it, and go back home.

Achievement Unlocked: Scumbag Flaming L Of Power

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

@Dave2one6 Post up part 2 nigga.

I guess i need to post about bishes. the part 2 i was gonna post, aint.

I dont know who the scumbag is in this story, but here we go. (and count the L's)

Summer of 2004. Monday. 10:45 am. I had just dropped my brother off at home because we went to a Krayzie Bone show the previous night where Wi$h Bone was his hype man. L

After dropping my brother off, i hit the corner A-rab store to grab a 40. L. While walking in, i noticed this chick standing outside that i went to high school with. We wasnt friends, just always noticed her because she had big boobs and was sexy, but kinda rough around the edges. "Ghetto" if u will. I didnt say anything walking in, but when i walked out she like " hey, can i go with u?" im like, cool. So we get in my car and i ask her where she wanna go. She said where ever u goin. i said im going home. she said well thats where we going. And it still didnt register with me yet. L.

So we get to my house and when she walks in she's like "damn, whats that sound? that humming? its scaring me." im like 'its the refridgerator.' (i didnt notice until later that night that she unplugged it) She like "where yo bauffroom at?" im like, right there. (i didnt notice she took my deoderant until the next morning) L.

So then it hits me. I was a lil off that day because i was hung over, had to wake up earlier than i planned, and hadnt had a beer yet to settle my head and stomach. L. So now to the business at hand. She like how much u got? I said all i got on me is $......dollars. She like, iight, what u want? some head or some ass? im thinkin " some ass? ewwww. she said, "but after i go cop, u can do whatever u want to me."

So i play it over in my head. I dont want her smoking crack in my house. i dont even wanna smell it because i might catch a contact and then do whatever i wanted to her. Im a square who use to dabble in the streets sometimes but this was the first time i ever been in this situation with this proposition. I opt for head.

She says to me " im going to undo yo pants, pull your dick out, and i want you to fuck my mouth." I never heard those words before in my life. she had an itinerary when i was just playing it by ear. She said that and i instantly became ressurrected. so i did what she said do, and when i cum'ed, she took it in her mouth, pulled out her pack of newports, and spit the spewge in between the box and the plastic wrap of the cigarette pack. L.

I give her the money, we go one block over, i drop her off, think about waiting, says fuck it, and go back home.

Weird but.......THAT'S MORE LIKE IT SIR .

 

[geechee slim]

...Never in my life have I ever seen anyone take a condom and use it as a hair tie, but she did.

... I still can hear her screaming oh my god only dogs fuck in the ass. My boy and I start barking at this bitch...

Lmfao... nigga

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Aiight. Was walkin out from the the mall earlier today, when I saw this guy opening his girl's car door who's parked next to me. Saw her azzz as she was gettin in the car and was like "Damn." He reaches in and gives her a good-bye kiss, closes the door.

As he's walkin off I look and see IT'S MY DAMN EX! Lol! She gives this "deer in the headlights" surprised reaction, and looks back to see if her man left. I just smiled, threw up the peace sign, and chuckled while gettin in my car. I'm guessin she wanted to speak, but didn't know how to react. Guessin that's why she looked back to see if her man already walked away.

Here's where I take an L. I was wit this chick for a year, and NEVER smashed. Before y'all say anything, lemme save yall the trouble and drop the

reaction gif for you. We fooled around a lot. Foreplay stuff. But she was heavy in the church. So sex wasn't an option. Came close a couple of times. Wasn't tripping about it tho. Had I known things were gonna end the way it did, I should've took advantage the times where I could've smashed. Smh.

Booty still lookin right tho.

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Aiight. Was walkin out from the the mall earlier today, when I saw this guy opening his girl's car door who's parked next to me. Saw her azzz as she was gettin in the car and was like "Damn." He reaches in and gives her a good-bye kiss, closes the door.

As he's walkin off I look and see IT'S MY DAMN EX! Lol! She gives this "deer in the headlights" surprised reaction, and looks back to see if her man left. I just smiled, threw up the peace sign, and chuckled while gettin in my car. I'm guessin she wanted to speak, but didn't know how to react. Guessin that's why she looked back to see if her man already walked away.

Here's where I take an L. I was wit this chick for a year, and NEVER smashed. Before y'all say anything, lemme save yall the trouble and drop the

reaction gif for you. We fooled around a lot. Foreplay stuff. But she was heavy in the church. So sex wasn't an option. Came close a couple of times. Wasn't tripping about it tho. Had I known things were gonna end the way it did, I should've took advantage the times where I could've smashed. Smh.

Booty still lookin right tho.

I had a relationship like that where i aint Smash & we were together for a Year . . .

...I WAS 17 THOUGH NIGGA .!

 

[kingofkingz]

Yall some grown ass men dating bitches for a year & some change & not smashing... wtf smmfh

No wonder bitches be scumbaggin yall niggas

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Yall some grown ass men dating bitches for a year & some change & not smashing... wtf smmfh

No wonder bitches be scumbaggin yall niggas

Well to be honest, I...nevamind. Lemme plea the FIF. Lol

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

Yall some grown ass men dating bitches for a year & some change & not smashing... wtf smmfh

No wonder bitches be scumbaggin yall niggas

Well to be honest, I...nevamind. Lemme plea the FIF. Lol

You was gettin some head at least.???

Had a side bitch.???

...Redeem yoself brahda .

 

[Negro_Caesar]

@Dave2one6 Post up part 2 nigga.

I guess i need to post about bishes. the part 2 i was gonna post, aint.

I dont know who the scumbag is in this story, but here we go. (and count the L's)

Summer of 2004. Monday. 10:45 am. I had just dropped my brother off at home because we went to a Krayzie Bone show the previous night where Wi$h Bone was his hype man. L

After dropping my brother off, i hit the corner A-rab store to grab a 40. L. While walking in, i noticed this chick standing outside that i went to high school with. We wasnt friends, just always noticed her because she had big boobs and was sexy, but kinda rough around the edges. "Ghetto" if u will. I didnt say anything walking in, but when i walked out she like " hey, can i go with u?" im like, cool. So we get in my car and i ask her where she wanna go. She said where ever u goin. i said im going home. she said well thats where we going. And it still didnt register with me yet. L.

So we get to my house and when she walks in she's like "damn, whats that sound? that humming? its scaring me." im like 'its the refridgerator.' (i didnt notice until later that night that she unplugged it) She like "where yo bauffroom at?" im like, right there. (i didnt notice she took my deoderant until the next morning) L.

So then it hits me. I was a lil off that day because i was hung over, had to wake up earlier than i planned, and hadnt had a beer yet to settle my head and stomach. L. So now to the business at hand. She like how much u got? I said all i got on me is $......dollars. She like, iight, what u want? some head or some ass? im thinkin " some ass? ewwww. she said, "but after i go cop, u can do whatever u want to me."

So i play it over in my head. I dont want her smoking crack in my house. i dont even wanna smell it because i might catch a contact and then do whatever i wanted to her. Im a square who use to dabble in the streets sometimes but this was the first time i ever been in this situation with this proposition. I opt for head.

She says to me " im going to undo yo pants, pull your dick out, and i want you to fuck my mouth." I never heard those words before in my life. she had an itinerary when i was just playing it by ear. She said that and i instantly became ressurrected. so i did what she said do, and when i cum'ed, she took it in her mouth, pulled out her pack of newports, and spit the spewge in between the box and the plastic wrap of the cigarette pack. L.

I give her the money, we go one block over, i drop her off, think about waiting, says fuck it, and go back home.

First thing i laughed at in ur story was the word CUM'ED. What the fuck

Second u get that bitch pregnant? She kept ur sperm my nigga

 

[texas409]

I've been debatin' on whether or not to share this story/situation/relationship cuz it's full of L's for me but there's also some GOATS too so I think it's evened out lol...so fuck it I'll share...pretty much how and why I became a scumbag...

Went to Bike Week back in tha early 2000's wit' 2 of my niggaz. We get a suite at a hotel on tha strip. Me and my niggaz on tha balcony takin' in tha sites gettin' lifted when we get sprayed wit' some water. We all look up and there's a balcony full of chicks right above us. 1 chick in particular bad as fuck...she looked like Naomi Campbell and Tyra Banks combined...anyway me and me niggaz start talking shit to them when Tyra Campbell broad say "Why don't you come up here and talk to me face to face??" My dude who I'm wit' always thought he was fucking Super Fly Pretty Ricky so he says "Shiiit baby...I'm on way up NOW!!" she like "Nah...not you!! That light skinned curly haired nigga!" (1 goat for me)...I leave out tha room to go upstairs but not before I drag my nigga for his L lol...I get up there and we start chopping it up and she hits me wit' tha whole "I didn't wanna come but my sisters needed me to help pay for tha room...this not my style or scene...blah blah blah" so I convince me niggaz to hit tha strip and she does tha same wit her girls...so now we in my room drinking...I start sucking titties and playing in tha pussy (2nd GOAT for me)...my niggaz come back and I leave them niggaz outside...slid tha cooler in tha hallway and all..after about an hour of trying to get my dick wet she's say she not down to fuck so she bounces leaving me wit' my 1st documented case of blue balls (and my 1st L)...flash forward to 2 weeks later she calls me and says she's been thinking about me and wants to meet up...she stay about 45 mins away so I go check her and get tha ass that night (3rd GOAT)...she lived wit her sisters and her pops who was blind and confined to a wheelchair (GOAT for me L for her)...

Now to make a long story short I'll hit keys points...

Shorty was 5 years older than me wit' a degree, working on her masters and had a good job (W)

Moved to my to my city abt a month after we start fucking around (W)

Say she don't like condoms, can't get pregnant and we both took tests to make sure fucking raw was cool (W)

She was a freak AND she liked it on tha ass (Super W)

Now more L's

Found out she moved to my city becuz her ex was here (L)

Dropped out of school and quit her job (L)

We break up and fuck semi-regular for a minute till she hits me with tha "it's a miracle!! I can have babies and I'm pregnant!" (L)

Drive her to Charlotte for an abortion (L)

She gets a phone call while we waiting and her phone on super high and I hear a nigga on tha other line say "You at tha spot?? That nigga still thinking it's his?!" (Super Dooper L)

Waited for her to go in tha back for her procedure, got in my whip, dipped and hit 77 back home playing Bitches Ain't Shit tha whole ride...she might still be there for all I know...

And there you have it...birth of a scumbag...

 

[dwade206]

Here is another. in 2006 exxxotica came to miami. My sister owned a club in hollywood (1/2 way between miami and ft lauderdale) Moe's was the spot. My lodge brother use to live on the chat lines and met this chick who swore she was bad. But this bird was on the west coast of the state in naples. 2 hour drive to miami/ft lauderdale. Somehow he convinces her to jump on the greyhound under the premise she would get to sell pussy out the club. I still didn't believe him, but I'm always down for some degenerate shit. he convinces me to go along for a ride to North Miami Beach to pick this chick up. I was blown away with what I saw. This chick had the best ass to waist ratio I ever saw but had these nasty scars running across her face its like she caught a street corner face lift. that is not even the half this chick came off the bus wearing daisy dukes in stripper shoes and a wife beater. She was cherokee bad. had to know what brought her to Dade. This buffoon tells me her dude is in jail and needed money to get him out. So she is selling pussy to raise up money. We take her to our favorite spot on Biscayne Boulevard to test the goods. This broad came with nothing. Never in my life have I ever seen anyone take a condom and use it as a hair tie, but she did. She had no clue what was coming next we went straight for her ass. I still can hear her screaming oh my god only dogs fuck in the ass. My boy and I start barking at this bitch while we took turns rearranging her insides. We abused every orifice she had. Once done we took her to the club. niggas who hung out there knew what we were up to when we walked in cuz shortie look like she went 12 rounds. She couldn't get one sell. Before the last bus left we took her back to the train station and watched her take her dejected ass back home. She made no money and caught mad dick and babies in her throat. I don't think buddy got bailed out that day. My lodge brothers still laugh at that one.

I don't know about this one. Sounds like some fictional, ghetto gaggers, white boy bullshit. Rearranging her insides? Aight bruh.

 

[rodbuddah]

@dwade206 far from fake family. Nothing about me white. I'm haitian. That's how a few of my lodge brothers use to get down. Shit some still do

 

[gns]

@ dwade206 far from fake family. Nothing about me white. I'm haitian. That's how a few of my lodge brothers use to get down. Shit some still do

I gotta Haitian homie, grown ass man.....and the nigga still does shit like that.

His victims are usually white upper class cave bitches and Latinas.

This niggaz tells his stories with glee and shit. We exchanging stories and the nigga goes from saying how he bagged this rich crackaz daughter and how nice and conservative she was to the story taking a turn at him inviting his homeboy over and double teaming the bitch(nh) etc..

I'm sitting there listening like

the nigga talking like that's ordinary shit

 

[caddo man]

Bruh! Niggas aint shit. I used to feel bad for new chicks that came to the ship. But in the end, young broad are going to be young broad. Chicks in there 20s will do anything only if you ask.