scumbag!

[Elzo69Renaissance]

You know what Imma tell yall a story.

So me and my ex (same nigga who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people shit yo. Shit I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to fuck, I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.

I woke up in the middle of the night stomach fuckin hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his shit up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this nigga lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like fuck it go head n eat the pussy. I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"

Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This nigga goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that shitty booty up dawg.

After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.

this is how domestic violence,commences

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Smh what's up with yall not washin ya dick between hoes?

the irony of this post

 

[blatalian]

You know what Imma tell yall a story.

So me and my ex (same nigga who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people shit yo. Shit I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to fuck, I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.

I woke up in the middle of the night stomach fuckin hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his shit up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this nigga lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like fuck it go head n eat the pussy. I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"

Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This nigga goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that shitty booty up dawg.

After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.

Bravo @Pico =D> ...I KNEW you had it in you ma!! I'm very proud of you

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Smh what's up with yall not washin ya dick between hoes?

the irony of this post

Lmfaoooo it was accidental scumbaggery!!!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Welp, Pico ain't s@@@.

 

[blatalian]

Smh what's up with yall not washin ya dick between hoes?

the irony of this post

Lmfaoooo it was accidental scumbaggery!!!

No ma'am...you do not deminish your scumbaginess!! [-X

Own your shit ma lol

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Tellin yall that story brightened my day. I love yall.

 

[PapaDoc223]

When I used to be a cable tech. I went to different people's homes to do the installation. 1 day i have to go this old lady house. I walk in & notice she has cable service from a different provider & ask uf she was trying to switch she says no i can't change the channels then i explain u gotta call that company instead of us

She starts crying & sits on the couch now this lady is in her 70s & wearing a long gown for some reason she was getting me hard watching her cry & goin on how she couldn't remember things anymore

So i sit next to her put my arm around her & I'm like everything will be ok she put her head on my shoulder after about 2mins. I stand in front of her & take my dick out & she looks at me I'm like u think u gonna remember how to suck a dick & she says she hasn't done that since her husband passed years ago.

I tell that's fine. I grab her head & put my dick in mouth & start fuckin her face.. but the head was wack & i wanted to cum so I  bent her over on the couch & fucked her from the back... i bussed inside of her & quickly pulled my pants up & left

I felt like the lowest piece of shit on earth when I drove away & for the rest of the day..

I got more shit but but damn... I've changed tho

 

[PapaDoc223]

You know what Imma tell yall a story.

So me and my ex (same nigga who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people shit yo. Shit I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to fuck, I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.

I woke up in the middle of the night stomach fuckin hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his shit up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this nigga lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like fuck it go head n eat the pussy. I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"

Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This nigga goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that shitty booty up dawg.

After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

You know what Imma tell yall a story.

So me and my ex (same nigga who's shoes I sold on eBay tee hee) go out to dinner. We eatin hella food on some fat people shit yo. Shit I know damn well I shouldn't be eatin. Anyways afterwards we go back to his house. We in bed cuddled up he tryin to fuck, I ate way too much so I'm like "bae chill..." We fall asleep watching Netflix.

I woke up in the middle of the night stomach fuckin hurtttttin. Ran to the bathroom and tore his shit up! Got back in bed (Naa I'm nasty I didn't take a shower Idc). Well I guess I woke him up when I got back in bed cause like 15 later I feel this nigga lickin n kissing my thighs. So I'm like fuck it go head n eat the pussy. I'm laughin inside cause this nasty yo. He eat it for like 20 minutes then he says "aight bend over"

Me thinkin he Finna hit from the back I do. This nigga goes face first into my ass. He eating the helllllll outta my ass while my face in the pillow holding back laughter n tears. He tore that shitty booty up dawg.

After he was done he tried to kiss me, I was like "Naa you got morning breff". I couldn't even go back to sleep cause i kept laughing every 5 minutes. I ended up just going home.

Lmaoooo

I think the worse thing i did was going to go Shit on the Far end of my house so she couldnt hear me flush or smell & then going back to ol girl & gettin my dick sucked RIGHT after .

I was like "shitttt, i wiped good...fuck it ."

 

[kingofkingz]

Me & this one chick used to flirt heavily at my old job but whenever i tried to chill with her outside of work she would be like I'm busy or some bullshit.. so a couple months later she oves to Florida & i forget about her

One day outta the blue she texts me & we start having a rekindling a relationship over phone calls & text messages all day & night

So she convince me to come down there & visit her & she would treat me like a king nsuch.. i take some vacation time off from work & get down there. I pick up my rental car & drive to her place

The chick lives in a gated community so i had to be buzzed in... I'm ringing the thing & she don't answer so i call her no answer then text no answer.. so i leave feeling disappointed nshit & stop at a gas station & try calling again no answer. So I'm thinking to myself this bitch done fucked me over & have me wasted my time coming down here then i remembered i got a homeboy that i went to college with that stay down here

I get in contact with him & he invites me over. I get to his place & before i could ring the door bell he opens the door & standing next to him ia his fine ass gf & they invite me. They grill up some food & we drink nshit

I tell him about how ol girl played me nshit & he like fuck that bitch u can stay with us I'm a show u a good time for ya vacation

So we go sight seeing & what not

But my last day in Florida.. i wake up my homie went to work & its just me & his girl there.  So i get my hygiene bag & go to the bathroom.. i noticed it's only they're towels hanging up in the bathroom. I ask her for a towel & she hands me one but stands in the doorway of the bathroom.

I get ready to close the door & she says u don't gotta close no doors in my house u ain't got nothing i ain't never seen before. I'm like i don't think my homie gon like u seeing my stuff

He ain't gonna know i seen it. So i say to myself fuck it, i take my shirt off & pj bottoms & she start suckin me off then i put her ass on the sink & fucked the shit outta her after that we took a shower together

I left for the airport... i still keep in contact with him through Facebook & he still with the chick

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Cot damn King. Nigga after reading that last post, I almost tried to find where you live on some...

..but then I thought about the scumbag s@@@ I did in my life.

As you were.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

 

[playmaker88]

yall niggas got me dying just read the last two pages

 

[StillFaggyAF]

I got my RN license i started working for this non for profit agency. They assigned me to be the nurse over 2 houses... i used to go to visit my clients at this one house that nothing but fine mid 20s chicks worked at & this one fine big booty black girl would flirt with me all the time & go outta her way to give me attention

One day one of my clients is having health issues & she was non verbal.. so I'm in her room checking her vitals.. the chick that was always flirting with me comes in & she standing next to me telling me how she gettin ready to get off & don't wanna go home to her man cuz he ain't shit & don't fuck her right

She get real close to me & whisper in my ear would u ever fuck me? I look her up & down & say hell yeah! So i stopped taking the vitals of the client & start rubbing on ol girl ass & kissin on her neck

Ol girl sit on the client bed & start suckin me off for a bit I'm hard as a rock, so we move down to the end of the bed & ol girl pull her scrubs & panties down & bend over at the foot of the bed.. i smashed her & when we was done getting ourselves together the client had this look of shock & horror on her face

yo you going to hell man.

jesus christ lmaoo

 

[kingofkingz]

Cot damn King. Nigga after reading that last post, I almost tried to find where you live on some...

..but then I thought about the scumbag s@@@ I did in my life.

As you were.

Bruh on the plane ride home i felt bad as fuck for doing that cuz the nigga showed me a good time but i was backed up so i wasn't turning down no pussy that was being thrown at me

 

[Mastery]

Aight... I'm 17. Start fucking with this chick with a baby. We messing around about 3 months. One day some nigga come to my door saying he knew me and my brothers and he heard we stayed where we stayed. Apparently the nigga he looking for got the same name as my brother so he thought that was him.

So we start chopping it up and come to find out, this nigga got a girlfriend and baby who stay around the corner from me. He live like 2 cities over so I guess he come over to see them when he can. Long story short, when he told me who his broad was, I'm like "you sure". He like "yeah." I'm like "well nigga you gotta check yo bitch because if we talking about the same person, i been fucking her for the past few months."

Homie just freeze, look at me like "you serious nigga?" I'm like "yep." Niggas turned into voltron on that hoe haha. He like "lets go to her house and ima knock and when she answer the door and see me, you walk up" I'm like "bet." We head over, shit play out just like we planned haha

She see me and lose all bearings haha bitch start stuttering, asking how we know each other and shit. He like "bitch you cheating on me with this nigga and I found out by accident." Then cuz get all sentimental, break down, and start telling this bitch she gotta choose who she wanna be with, him or me. I'm like "nah nigga thats all you, I'm good." He like "nah man, she gon choose" as soon as he said that this bitch said she wanted to be with me....

Nigga.... i said "I don't wanna be with you. I'm out." And took off walking back home. As I'm walking away I could hear them arguing and shit. Couple hours later, this nigga show back up on my doorstep saying they worked it out. I'm like "for what nigga?" He like nigga thats my baby moms. Smh. The nigga thank me for putting him up on game and ask me if i will stay away from his baby mom so they can work shit out. Haha i told him i would. He bounced and this bitch called me up that same fucking night to come over and fuck. Niggas will never learn.

That was some scumbag shit that the bitch pulled though haha

 

[texas409]

When I used to be a cable tech. I went to different people's homes to do the installation. 1 day i have to go this old lady house. I walk in & notice she has cable service from a different provider & ask uf she was trying to switch she says no i can't change the channels then i explain u gotta call that company instead of us

She starts crying & sits on the couch now this lady is in her 70s & wearing a long gown for some reason she was getting me hard watching her cry & goin on how she couldn't remember things anymore

So i sit next to her put my arm around her & I'm like everything will be ok she put her head on my shoulder after about 2mins. I stand in front of her & take my dick out & she looks at me I'm like u think u gonna remember how to suck a dick & she says she hasn't done that since her husband passed years ago.

I tell that's fine. I grab her head & put my dick in mouth & start fuckin her face.. but the head was wack & i wanted to cum so I  bent her over on the couch & fucked her from the back... i bussed inside of her & quickly pulled my pants up & left

I felt like the lowest piece of shit on earth when I drove away & for the rest of the day..

I got more shit but but damn... I've changed tho

you piece of shit

 

[kingofkingz]

Ayyy bruh relax I'm not the one going around giving muthafuckas needles with Hep-C

 

[texas409]

I was fucking with this bitch for like a week. Staying in a hotel with her. Only leaving to get food and dope. So, on the 6th day I wake up and this bitch is gone. Str8 ghost. Not only her, but my few bags are gone too. Lucky I slept with my money in my pocket.

So like 2-3 days go by and this bitch call me crying. Like I'm so sorry, I'm sick. I just need 2 bags and a needle. I tell her to meet me at the McDonald's. In my head, I'm like fuck this bitch, I'm fucking her (not literally)

So we meet up at the McDonald's and walk the 5min to my boys hut, which is under a bridge. Cause I know he has hep-c and I want this hoe to get that shit. So she mix her shit up and bang out with his needle. As soon as she take it out her arm, I start lmao and tell her about the needle. My homie start nodding his head saying it's true. She start balling again. Me and my homie dip off and leave her under the bridge. Never heard from her again.

It's her fault though. She shouldn't of beat me.

see this shit here is why I dont fuck with the crackas on this site