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12) When You Checking Your Ho, You Better Keep Coming Up with Shit
Otherwise, be able to distract her mind from the shit you are checking her about. Keep bring up shit to keep her thoughts on what you are talking about, instead of tripping about what she’s thinking about a pimp kicking the shit out of her ass.
11) Be Sure Not to Pimp Past One Ho, Trying to Get at Another One
This mainly applies when you are down on a fresh ho. A lot of niggas take the pimping as a game. This shit is real. I saw a lot of pimps have a new broad in the car, the ho is paying attention to his every word and the fool starts fucking with some hos on the track. Catch the ho in the car, pimp. Then when her ass is on the track, you can fuck with all of the hos.
10) Don’t Be a Cream Puff, When You See Tears
Bitches are the best actresses in the world, especially hos. If they can play you with their tears, next they’ll choose another pimp on our weak ass.
9) Don’t be Afraid of Decisions You Have to Make
When you have a group of hoes, or are confronted with a decision, always have a point of view. If it’s with hos and your point of view might blow the bitch, fuck her. Go get another ho. That’s why one bitch is too close to none. Always try to stay deep with hos and make decisions early in Game and often. And never make them according to how many hos you have. Be committed to Game.
8) A Pimp Has to Remember to Pace His Conversation
Sometimes a pimp’s mind is going so fast thinking of his conversation he doesn’t realize he has left the broad behind. If you are down on a bitch, especially a turn out ho, you want her right up with you when you drop the bomb on her ass about the pimping.
7) A Pimp Must be Able to See Through Muddy Water in Order to Spot Dry Land
Sometimes, shit is extremely thick from problems your hos have. A Master Pimp has to see past all of the bullshit coming at him and spot the avenue out of the problem. And still get paid.
6) A Pimp Has to Remember What He Says to a Ho, Because the Ho Will Try to Use it Against You in the End
A Master Pimp must remember every promise he makes to his crew of hos. He must remember what his position on a subject is, and don’t change it for any ho. You shouldn’t ever say anything now that will trap you in the future. It takes a lot of work to be a Master.
5) Don’t be Overly Excited About Getting Your Paper From Your Ho
A Master Pimp has got to maintain his composure at all times. The sooner you realize your hos are supposed to pay you, the sooner they will accept it as their destiny. Don’t act grateful to your ho for paying you.
4) When You Don’t See Those Hos, Don’t Panic
I know, it feels damn good to ride by and see your crew of hos. But the bitches must get busy at some point, so they won’t be there just because you rode by. If they are, the hos are half-stepping about your paper. When you show up and the hos aren’t there, go shoot some pool or something and wait for those b*tches to get back. But they better have some paper when they do show up.
3) A Pimp Has to Be Able to Make Sense Out of Nonsense
If a pimp can’t make sense out of something that has jumped off wrong, and make that shit right, he’s going to lose a lot of hos – because shit in the Game don’t always happen by the book. A Master Pimp has to be able to ad-lib at any time.
2) A Pimp Has Got to Be Able to Take in The Information at Hand
If a pimp doesn’t start learning from the beginning, he is in for a long, hard haul to the bottom of the heap. A real Master Pimp, or a potential Master, loves the challenge that "new thoughts" a new Game brings.
1) Be Cold
A Master Pimp must have the ability to be as cold as necessary. He must be able to go from being ice, to being an iceberg. – Expose yourself to external environment where you have to practice being unaffected by others and exterior events. Don’t give a fuck about the outcome.
Otherwise, be able to distract her mind from the shit you are checking her about. Keep bring up shit to keep her thoughts on what you are talking about, instead of tripping about what she’s thinking about a pimp kicking the shit out of her ass.
11) Be Sure Not to Pimp Past One Ho, Trying to Get at Another One
This mainly applies when you are down on a fresh ho. A lot of niggas take the pimping as a game. This shit is real. I saw a lot of pimps have a new broad in the car, the ho is paying attention to his every word and the fool starts fucking with some hos on the track. Catch the ho in the car, pimp. Then when her ass is on the track, you can fuck with all of the hos.
10) Don’t Be a Cream Puff, When You See Tears
Bitches are the best actresses in the world, especially hos. If they can play you with their tears, next they’ll choose another pimp on our weak ass.
9) Don’t be Afraid of Decisions You Have to Make
When you have a group of hoes, or are confronted with a decision, always have a point of view. If it’s with hos and your point of view might blow the bitch, fuck her. Go get another ho. That’s why one bitch is too close to none. Always try to stay deep with hos and make decisions early in Game and often. And never make them according to how many hos you have. Be committed to Game.
8) A Pimp Has to Remember to Pace His Conversation
Sometimes a pimp’s mind is going so fast thinking of his conversation he doesn’t realize he has left the broad behind. If you are down on a bitch, especially a turn out ho, you want her right up with you when you drop the bomb on her ass about the pimping.
7) A Pimp Must be Able to See Through Muddy Water in Order to Spot Dry Land
Sometimes, shit is extremely thick from problems your hos have. A Master Pimp has to see past all of the bullshit coming at him and spot the avenue out of the problem. And still get paid.
6) A Pimp Has to Remember What He Says to a Ho, Because the Ho Will Try to Use it Against You in the End
A Master Pimp must remember every promise he makes to his crew of hos. He must remember what his position on a subject is, and don’t change it for any ho. You shouldn’t ever say anything now that will trap you in the future. It takes a lot of work to be a Master.
5) Don’t be Overly Excited About Getting Your Paper From Your Ho
A Master Pimp has got to maintain his composure at all times. The sooner you realize your hos are supposed to pay you, the sooner they will accept it as their destiny. Don’t act grateful to your ho for paying you.
4) When You Don’t See Those Hos, Don’t Panic
I know, it feels damn good to ride by and see your crew of hos. But the bitches must get busy at some point, so they won’t be there just because you rode by. If they are, the hos are half-stepping about your paper. When you show up and the hos aren’t there, go shoot some pool or something and wait for those b*tches to get back. But they better have some paper when they do show up.
3) A Pimp Has to Be Able to Make Sense Out of Nonsense
If a pimp can’t make sense out of something that has jumped off wrong, and make that shit right, he’s going to lose a lot of hos – because shit in the Game don’t always happen by the book. A Master Pimp has to be able to ad-lib at any time.
2) A Pimp Has Got to Be Able to Take in The Information at Hand
If a pimp doesn’t start learning from the beginning, he is in for a long, hard haul to the bottom of the heap. A real Master Pimp, or a potential Master, loves the challenge that "new thoughts" a new Game brings.
1) Be Cold
A Master Pimp must have the ability to be as cold as necessary. He must be able to go from being ice, to being an iceberg. – Expose yourself to external environment where you have to practice being unaffected by others and exterior events. Don’t give a fuck about the outcome.
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