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Petty azzz argument from last nite...

Ok so we chillin, catching up on our shows. S/o goes to fridge to get some milk & cookies. Pulls out the 1% 1/2 gallon she got for herself, and opens it. Sniffs it a lil, and then starts pouring it out in the sink.

Now I saw the s*** was still unopened the other nite, and saw the expiration date was 4/1. So I asked her You just now opened up that milk?? She says "yes", but then tells me that it seems to still be good. Smh. Tell her "Umm the expiration date is 4/1, and you just now opened it? It's going bad."

Then she proceeds to say that that expiration date is put on there to let customers know WHEN the milk has to be sold. That's what she was told by her mama. Wait wha?? No hefa, it's to tell you WHEN IT GOES BAD. I tell her that milk isn't treated like how they package meat. Where it actually says "Has to be sold by *insert date*" on the packaging. It doesn't say that on milk. Also told her it's like saying milk is still good 2wks AFTER it expires. Told her "If it was still good, then why are you pouring it out??"

We go & forth and by this time I'm pissed. Pissed b/c this hefa refused to listen to reason. Finally I just gave up and said "Fine". Then I followed it up wit "Drink your chunky milk. I hope your stomach fall out ya azzz." Then "I hope you get ebola drinking your chunky milk." Yeah I know...petty. I think said something else to, but can't remember.

Finished watching this past episode of "Quantico" and went to bed. As I'm laying on my side wit back towards her, she tries to roll me over so we can talk. Saying my name 5 times to acknowledge her. Says we shouldn't go to bed angry. No f***s given, I started to fall asleep. Guess she felt hurt, cuz she rolls over back on her side of the bed. Next thing I know, this hefa is crying. Smh...meh I still took my petty azzz to sleep. Sue me.

Next morning, make up sex. Get dressed. Head to work. The end.
 
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bruh i wouldve just talked about it in bed real quick. im a proponent of that "dont go to bed angry" shit. but i guess it worked out for you in the end.
 
i swear you made this thread in like 2011, @Recaptimus_Prime360

no hate though. if people participate, it should be good.

i got one. so im talking to her, we texting. she start some crazy shit about pretending she's actually someone else.. (my ex), like some weird ass roleplay shit.. so she start talking about how we should get back together, and how she misses me, and all this shit. using critical details that she knows because i told her about my ex. so i decided to go hard and drop even more details and shit so she would stop, but she didnt stop.. and then an hour later she gets mad and says she got hurt by what i said.. but she started the whole weird ass fake scenario.
 
riddlerap;8888100 said:
i swear you made this thread in like 2011, @Recaptimus_Prime360

no hate though. if people participate, it should be good.

i got one. so im talking to her, we texting. she start some crazy shit about pretending she's actually someone else.. (my ex), like some weird ass roleplay shit.. so she start talking about how we should get back together, and how she misses me, and all this shit. using critical details that she knows because i told her about my ex. so i decided to go hard and drop even more details and shit so she would stop, but she didnt stop.. and then an hour later she gets mad and says she got hurt by what i said.. but she started the whole weird ass fake scenario.

Thread title update...meh don't feel like changing it.

So wait...WHAT??? Lol @ Ole girl's split personality taking over.

 
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riddlerap;8888100 said:
i swear you made this thread in like 2011, @Recaptimus_Prime360

no hate though. if people participate, it should be good.

i got one. so im talking to her, we texting. she start some crazy shit about pretending she's actually someone else.. (my ex), like some weird ass roleplay shit.. so she start talking about how we should get back together, and how she misses me, and all this shit. using critical details that she knows because i told her about my ex. so i decided to go hard and drop even more details and shit so she would stop, but she didnt stop.. and then an hour later she gets mad and says she got hurt by what i said.. but she started the whole weird ass fake scenario.

Did you just cuckhold your girlfriend during role play?
 
Wife has a habit of flushing the toilet in the other bathroom while I'm in the shower. It's like she has an in internal alarm clock to wake up and go to the bathroom whenever I turn the shower on.

Last week she did it again after having a conversation a few days before the incident.

*scalding water hits my back*

Me: WHO FLUSHED THE TOILET!?

Her: I'm sorry! I didn't know you were in the shower....

Me: If I not in bed where else am I gonna be at this time?!

Her: You dont have to yell at me.....

Me: I'm in the shower! But you do this all the time!

Her: Well maybe if you talked to me nicer it wouldn't happen.

Me:
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Ight.....

I didn't say anything else. I waited till she got in the shower. I went and got a cup out the kitchen, put some ice cube in it and went in the bathroom she was in.

*dumps cold water on her*

Me: GROVE STREET!

Her: Whhhaaattt tttthhhhhheeeee hhhheeeelllllllll!!!

Me: Uh huhn! STOP FLUSHING THE GOT DAMN TOILET ON ME!

She was mad for a few hours that day. She called me at lunch to apologize and i did the same.

Her: Why did you say Grove Street earlier anyway?

Me: You remember grand theft auto San Andreas? CJ the main character used to say that when you would do drive by's.

Her:........you stupid Cole.

I love my wife lol
 
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Aryeh_Tsaddiq;8888257 said:
Wife has a habit of flushing the toilet in the other bathroom while I'm in the shower. It's like she has an in internal alarm clock to wake up and go to the bathroom whenever I turn the shower on.

Last week she did it again after having a conversation a few days before the incident.

*scalding water hits my back*

Me: WHO FLUSHED THE TOILET!?

Her: I'm sorry! I didn't know you were in the shower....

Me: If I not in bed where else am I gonna be at this time?!

Her: You dont have to yell at me.....

Me: I'm in the shower! But you do this all the time!

Her: Well maybe if you talked to me nicer it wouldn't happen.

Me:
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Ight.....

I didn't say anything else. I waited till she got in the shower. I went and got a cup out the kitchen, put some ice cube in it and went in the bathroom she was in.

*dumps cold water on her*

Me: GROVE STREET!

Her: Whhhaaattt tttthhhhhheeeee hhhheeeelllllllll!!!

Me: Uh huhn! STOP FLUSHING THE GOT DAMN TOILET ON ME!

She was mad for a few hours that day. She called me at lunch to apologize and i did the same.

Her: Why did you say Grove Street earlier anyway?

Me: You remember grand theft auto San Andreas? CJ the main character used to say that when you would do drive by's.

Her:........you stupid Cole.

I love my wife lol

cuh u set trippin with the wife
 
Recaptimus_Prime360;8888069 said:
Petty azzz argument from last nite...

Ok so we chillin, catching up on our shows. S/o goes to fridge to get some milk & cookies. Pulls out the 1% 1/2 gallon she got for herself, and opens it. Sniffs it a lil, and then starts pouring it out in the sink.

Now I saw the s*** was still unopened the other nite, and saw the expiration date was 4/1. So I asked her You just now opened up that milk?? She says "yes", but then tells me that it seems to still be good. Smh. Tell her "Umm the expiration date is 4/1, and you just now opened it? It's going bad."

Then she proceeds to say that that expiration date is put on there to let customers know WHEN the milk has to be sold. That's what she was told by her mama. Wait wha?? No hefa, it's to tell you WHEN IT GOES BAD. I tell her that milk isn't treated like how they package meat. Where it actually says "Has to be sold by *insert date*" on the packaging. It doesn't say that on milk. Also told her it's like saying milk is still good 2wks AFTER it expires. Told her "If it was still good, then why are you pouring it out??"

We go & forth and by this time I'm pissed. Pissed b/c this hefa refused to listen to reason. Finally I just gave up and said "Fine". Then I followed it up wit "Drink your chunky milk. I hope your stomach fall out ya azzz." Then "I hope you get ebola drinking your chunky milk." Yeah I know...petty. I think said something else to, but can't remember.

Finished watching this past episode of "Quantico" and went to bed. As I'm laying on my side wit back towards her, she tries to roll me over so we can talk. Saying my name 5 times to acknowledge her. Says we shouldn't go to bed angry. No f***s given, I started to fall asleep. Guess she felt hurt, cuz she rolls over back on her side of the bed. Next thing I know, this hefa is crying. Smh...meh I still took my petty azzz to sleep. Sue me.

Next morning, make up sex. Get dressed. Head to work. The end.

... BRUH.. U WAS THE ONE ACTIN LIKE A PETTY LIL BITCH....

YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YO LAME BURNT ASS GOT A GIRL IN THE FIRST PLACE...
 
Aryeh_Tsaddiq;8888257 said:
Wife has a habit of flushing the toilet in the other bathroom while I'm in the shower. It's like she has an in internal alarm clock to wake up and go to the bathroom whenever I turn the shower on.

Last week she did it again after having a conversation a few days before the incident.

*scalding water hits my back*

Me: WHO FLUSHED THE TOILET!?

Her: I'm sorry! I didn't know you were in the shower....

Me: If I not in bed where else am I gonna be at this time?!

Her: You dont have to yell at me.....

Me: I'm in the shower! But you do this all the time!

Her: Well maybe if you talked to me nicer it wouldn't happen.

Me:
390227725.gif


Ight.....

I didn't say anything else. I waited till she got in the shower. I went and got a cup out the kitchen, put some ice cube in it and went in the bathroom she was in.

*dumps cold water on her*

Me: GROVE STREET!

Her: Whhhaaattt tttthhhhhheeeee hhhheeeelllllllll!!!

Me: Uh huhn! STOP FLUSHING THE GOT DAMN TOILET ON ME!

She was mad for a few hours that day. She called me at lunch to apologize and i did the same.

Her: Why did you say Grove Street earlier anyway?

Me: You remember grand theft auto San Andreas? CJ the main character used to say that when you would do drive by's.

Her:........you stupid Cole.

I love my wife lol

This nigga is head n shoulders
 
MARIO_DRO;8888640 said:
Recaptimus_Prime360;8888069 said:
Petty azzz argument from last nite...

Ok so we chillin, catching up on our shows. S/o goes to fridge to get some milk & cookies. Pulls out the 1% 1/2 gallon she got for herself, and opens it. Sniffs it a lil, and then starts pouring it out in the sink.

Now I saw the s*** was still unopened the other nite, and saw the expiration date was 4/1. So I asked her You just now opened up that milk?? She says "yes", but then tells me that it seems to still be good. Smh. Tell her "Umm the expiration date is 4/1, and you just now opened it? It's going bad."

Then she proceeds to say that that expiration date is put on there to let customers know WHEN the milk has to be sold. That's what she was told by her mama. Wait wha?? No hefa, it's to tell you WHEN IT GOES BAD. I tell her that milk isn't treated like how they package meat. Where it actually says "Has to be sold by *insert date*" on the packaging. It doesn't say that on milk. Also told her it's like saying milk is still good 2wks AFTER it expires. Told her "If it was still good, then why are you pouring it out??"

We go & forth and by this time I'm pissed. Pissed b/c this hefa refused to listen to reason. Finally I just gave up and said "Fine". Then I followed it up wit "Drink your chunky milk. I hope your stomach fall out ya azzz." Then "I hope you get ebola drinking your chunky milk." Yeah I know...petty. I think said something else to, but can't remember.

Finished watching this past episode of "Quantico" and went to bed. As I'm laying on my side wit back towards her, she tries to roll me over so we can talk. Saying my name 5 times to acknowledge her. Says we shouldn't go to bed angry. No f***s given, I started to fall asleep. Guess she felt hurt, cuz she rolls over back on her side of the bed. Next thing I know, this hefa is crying. Smh...meh I still took my petty azzz to sleep. Sue me.

Next morning, make up sex. Get dressed. Head to work. The end.

... BRUH.. U WAS THE ONE ACTIN LIKE A PETTY LIL BITCH....

YOU SHOULD BE GLAD YO LAME BURNT ASS GOT A GIRL IN THE FIRST PLACE...

This swear he ain't blacker than death. Smh.

Lol @ Harlem throwin up the set while flushin the toliet.

*plots to do that*
dallas' 4 eva;8888177 said:
Ummm milk can still be good after the sell by date on the jug bruh.... especially that watery ass 1 or 2% milk bullshit.

Damn that. As soon as I smell that sourness, it gets poured out.
 
dallas' 4 eva;8888177 said:
Ummm milk can still be good after the sell by date on the jug bruh.... especially that watery ass 1 or 2% milk bullshit.

Ew no

I throw it out if it even gets close to the expiration date
 
Aryeh_Tsaddiq;8888257 said:
Wife has a habit of flushing the toilet in the other bathroom while I'm in the shower. It's like she has an in internal alarm clock to wake up and go to the bathroom whenever I turn the shower on.

Last week she did it again after having a conversation a few days before the incident.

*scalding water hits my back*

Me: WHO FLUSHED THE TOILET!?

Her: I'm sorry! I didn't know you were in the shower....

Me: If I not in bed where else am I gonna be at this time?!

Her: You dont have to yell at me.....

Me: I'm in the shower! But you do this all the time!

Her: Well maybe if you talked to me nicer it wouldn't happen.

Me:
390227725.gif


Ight.....

I didn't say anything else. I waited till she got in the shower. I went and got a cup out the kitchen, put some ice cube in it and went in the bathroom she was in.

*dumps cold water on her*

Me: GROVE STREET!



Her: Whhhaaattt tttthhhhhheeeee hhhheeeelllllllll!!!

Me: Uh huhn! STOP FLUSHING THE GOT DAMN TOILET ON ME!

She was mad for a few hours that day. She called me at lunch to apologize and i did the same.

Her: Why did you say Grove Street earlier anyway?

Me: You remember grand theft auto San Andreas? CJ the main character used to say that when you would do drive by's.

Her:........you stupid Cole.

I love my wife lol

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You're A Scholar And A Gentleman nh



 
Her:you look tired, you should take the day off

Me:nah I'm good, I only got two more days..no need to waist sick time

Her:your eyes look beat red tho..you should call out.

Me:wha??..nah I'm good

Her:you sure..I don't want you to fall asleep while driving

Me:nah, I'll be aight

Goes to work..comes home on lunch break. She's at home in bed.

Me: you didn't go to work today

Her:no, I wanted to have a date day with you.

Me:I told you I wasnt gonna call out.

Her:you should've know why I asked you to

Me: :/
 
riddlerap;8888098 said:
bruh i wouldve just talked about it in bed real quick. im a proponent of that "dont go to bed angry" shit. but i guess it worked out for you in the end.

I don't like going to bed angry either. Just doesn't feel right.
 

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