Reason Interview: Turfaholic

[5th Letter]

5th Letter- What's your opinion on today's hip hop?

Turfaholic- Commercially it's in bad shape. We got Kendrick, Cole, & Sean. Then we got The Super Friends making one long track about being junkies. When did being a Junkie become the cool thing to do? Future and The Weekend remind me of Pookie. Zannys and Lean. Everything sounds the same. Beats. Flow. People thought 08 was a bad year, but atleast Souljah Boy threw a "Kiss Me Through The Phone" into the mix. Then it's like, the artist who want to get on are forced to make music that sounds like The Super Friends music. That song "Uber Everywhere" is a perfect example. The machine have Desiigner a #1 song in the country. How did we as a culture allow a biter, (remember that term from the 90s?) To have a number 1 track in the whole country? Shits bonkers. I hope Khaled gets deported soon. He turned the genre into a Kwik E Mart. Thank God the Bay Area put me onto independent music and how to find it. Its so much dope shit shot in the underground right now that would put iheart radio out of business.

5th Letter- How did you discover the IC?

Turfaholic- Like everybody else..... Illseed. Like a week after Stillmatic dropped. I googled "Why did Nas make Ether?" And it took me to the rumor page. I lurked for a minute. I had two other profiles but I forgot the passwords and even the usernames. Turfy seemed to be the that stuck..

5th Letter- How long have you been on the IC?

Turfaholic- Since 01, I lurked like 5 years before I signed up

5th Letter- What took so long?

Turfaholic- Didn't really see a need to sign up. Until I saw something I couldn't help but respond to.

5th Letter-Do you remember what it was? And what were your early memories of the IC?

Turfaholic- Lol, I think it was something Bay Area related. I got in my feelings and had to gear up and represent the soil. The earliest memory I have of the IC is probably the Eagle Grease thread. Seem like not too many people remember that thread. It was a FOF thread before they came and crushed the buildings. That's the thread I think I planted my flag and said "Turfy's here". Outside of that I remember always talking shit to you, H- Rap, & Cain. Lol. I was a young man trying to make a name and earn stripes on a message board lol.

5th Letter-What are some of the craziest things you've seen since you've been on the IC?

Turfaholic- Been so much comedy lol. Chuck and Pico exposing niggas who was sending them checks and risking it all for some IC pussy. The Eagle Grease thread. I think the Eagle Grease roast was far worst than the Shenco roast. Shenco still here. That nigga Eagle Grease got roasted into oblivion. When that nigga Towers got exposed for being a petty thief. Watching Du go through some real nigga shit with his wife behind Khaleesi. He handled it well. Part 2 of the Playas thread is crazy. I went on date with a broad for IC entertainment lol. We all got a healthy laugh out of that.

5th Letter- Speaking of that, youre a regular in the playas thread what's your favorite/craziest playa story(ies)?

Turfaholic- Lol, I ain't a regular in there no more. My girl snatched me up and locked me down. I respect her for it though. One of the reasons I pulled her is because of the Playas thread. But my favorite story in there is mine lol. I went on that date with the bald headed chick with the big titty meats and the cast on her foot. I was on that date giving play by play analysis with pics and shit lol. I can look at that thread now and see my pursuit of my current girl. But that date with that bald headed chick will forever be a good inside joke.

 

[5th Letter]

5th Letter- Who are your favorite and least favorite posters?

Turfaholic- Man it's so many posters that's solid and funny as fuck....

My favorite

Ima start with the 2 I've personally met. That's Harlemthumbzup & Stew. Just on the strength they came to Vegas and fucked with me on some face to face shit. Wasn't afraid, and they really out here enjoying life. That nigga Stew a real deal scumbag though. Couldn't tell if he was setting me up to get robbed or nah. I wouldn't leave that nigga around my momma too long. He's solid, but real deal scumbag lol. Then ima go to my (now defunct) xbox1 squad. Eyerone, Abraxas, & Khaleesi. Eyerone had a nigga gain a solid 7 pounds in a week with the dominoes diet. Abraxas the type of nigga to help you with homework, help you find peace with God, then rob you right after. Khaleesi damn near ended my relationship but she still fam. My Bay Area fam

Menace, vapors, trillfate, the real b .a., and baron samedi. Busta Charmichael, comedy. T. Sanford, comedy. Blackgod, comedy. Du, comedy.GEE, we went to war behind that White Girl Mob vs MMG shit, but I couldn't hate when he spoke the truth. Me and Cain beefed, but I respect his O.G. Can't think of anybody else by name at the moment, but if I ever gave you a goat, lol, ether, or cosign. I fucks withchu.

Least favorite

Man I think everybody knows G.R.I.P. Money is my son. The Reason has been a much more enjoyable place to post since he stopped posting that shit he called music. I'd rather listen to a dog that just had one of his legs blown off with a double barrel shotgun than his shit. Hey G.R.I.P. I know you're reading this, do your father a favor and kill yourself.

There's a new nigga who hopped on my radar. This nigga TonyDubbz. I only really remember dude from the GTA thread. But he said some shit about my opinion on hip hop don't matter because I enjoyed Kreayshawn music. Hey TonyDubbz, I know you're reading this. I saw that your Uncle recently had a stroke. I won't wish death on nobody, but I hope that nigga is cursed with the Good Ol Jim Ross face until he croaks.

Supergangster is another one of my son's. But picking on the handicapped is not acceptable.

5th Letter- Why are they your least favorite posters?

Turfaholic- TinyDubbz posted some shit last week like "I sonned Turfahlolic in 4 threads". Nigga I didn't even realize you posted in The Reason. How you son a nigga who barely acknowledges your existence? I hope that nigga jumps off a cliff into shark infested waters. I forgot what L.I.M.P. Money did to get under my skin. Shit was so many years ago. He still says slick shit here and there. So I made it a goal to shit on him every time we wake up to a blue sky. Superwankster just annoys the fuck out of me. But after TinyDubbz said my opinion in The Reason is invalid, I might retire L.I.M.P. Money. I should've stopped being mad at that nigga once he stopped posting his music. Disrespecting my knowledge of this thing we call hip-hop can be futile.

5th Letter- What are some things you'd like to change about the IC?

Turfaholic- The layout. Time for a upgrade. Y'all should be more strict on the annoying trolls. Some of them add comedy to the IC. Others are just flatout pointless. Thread killers. Shady should've been permabanned. Other than that, the IC is a great place. Most definitely a great way to past time while at work.

5th Letter- Word association 2 words or less

5th Letter- Mac Dre

Turfaholic- Forever King

5th Letter- E 40

Turfaholic- The Blueprint

5th Letter- Biggie

Turfaholic- hella potential

5th Letter- Peezy Jenkins

Turfaholic- born loser lol

5th Letter-Any last words before we wrap up?

Turfaholic- Not on no conspiracy theory shit, but the New World Order is a real thing folks. Every day they're passing laws to implement it tough here in the United States. The news media is creating a divide between the different cultures in these states. But when its all said and done, the government is going to be after all our asses. White, Black, Arab, Asian. I urge that you educate yourself and others. If you're black, educate others with knowledge and back it up with facts, not hate. If you're white, you're here on this forum because you have a interest in African culture. I urge that you look into our struggles deeper than a hashtag. I also urge you white folks to educate your friends and family. We have concentration camps right here in America waiting to be filled, wait they already are. They're called private prisons now. Police don't police to protect now. Many of them police to meet a quota. If they don't meet that quota, they don't get that juicy bonus. Back in May, Obama passed a law known as "Blue Alert" to protect police. Even though we've been protesting police brutality heavy the past few years, the police are the ones getting more protection. Wake up or stay woke. I don't care if you're left wing or right wing, it's the same damn bird. These things we call social media and the internet can be powerful tools to use against us or in our favor. Look up Agenda 2030. Everything thats causing cancer is apart of population control.

One Band, One sound, Turf

 

[BackInWhite]

Coon ass jiggaboo

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

@Turfaholic a real one, one of the first folk I fucked with here. And that shit about Vegas being little Cali is no joke: I was there late 2014 and like every other person I chopped it up with was either from or lived in the Bay for hella

Dope interview.

Bay Area stand up! 925 stand up!

 

[Stew]

I was like why the fuck is deathrowzorrow no-signing all these post then....

"Supergangster is another one of my son's. But picking on the handicapped is not acceptable."

:joy:

Turf a real nigga. Dope interview

 

[Beta]

Shoutout to turf for a solid interview

Oh yeah and

5th Letter- What's your opinion on today's hip hop?

Turfaholic- Commercially it's in bad shape. We got Kendrick, Cole, & Sean. Then we got The Super Friends making one long track about being junkies. When did being a Junkie become the cool thing to do? Future and The Weekend remind me of Pookie. Zannys and Lean. Everything sounds the same. Beats. Flow.

Facto!

“At what point did it become cool to celebrate the drug user instead of the dealer?” -Troy Ave

 

[KnowReasonForPeace]

Good interview.

 

[gee757]

@turf wats funny is I seen gunplay & Debbie n the studio together like last yr lol....5th I see u r on a roll doing legit interviews of real posters(dilla, asshole aka axl, blk gawd & turf) who can be identified fuk them other donkey interviews of faceless shit talking scary bitches

 

[_Goldie_]

That "junkie music" shit gotta be the dumbest thing I've heard on here all year lol Niggas been making gettin high music for decades lol

Then this nigga Beta quoted Troy Ave like the nigga aint garbage lmaooooooo

 

[achewon87]

Dope interview...

Mac Mall - Sick Wit Tis


Celly Cel - It's Goin' Down

 

[Beta]

@Peezy_Jenkins

 

[Melqart]

Good lookin out on the shout out bruh. Im definitely hittin you up next time i go to vegas. Great interview btw, prob one of the best so far in terms of detail.

 

[Chi Snow]

5th Letter- Who are your least favorite posters?

Turfaholic- There's a new nigga who hopped on my radar. This nigga TonyDubbz. I only really remember dude from the GTA thread. But he said some shit about my opinion on hip hop don't matter because I enjoyed Kreayshawn music. Hey TonyDubbz, I know you're reading this. I saw that your Uncle recently had a stroke. I won't wish death on nobody, but I hope that nigga is cursed with the Good Ol Jim Ross face until he croaks.

 

[aladdin1978]

Saw the title..This should be good.

 

[aladdin1978]

That last paragraph tho.

Nuff respect

 

[supergangster]

You are just as disheveled as your mother , you should comb your hair .

You're so ugly , I would not invite you home on Christmas.

I hate you Turfaholic, you are a bit too large when you talkin

Stop rapping , you sound like your dad.

You are so bad at math that you can not give change for a coffee

You're the worst at washing dishes, I want to learn you with my whip.

Your mom sucked my penis so hard. She is good at it without having to call support .

You said Zorrow handicapped but she runs the penis deep throat . Right down to the cervix.

Swallowing semen she does it so easily. I'm moaning until I come in falsetto .

She says " it tastes wonderful . Your mom is cheap is pretty obvious .

 

[HerbalVaporCapers]

You are just as disheveled as your mother , you should comb your hair .

You're so ugly , I would not invite you home on Christmas.

I hate you Turfaholic, you are a bit too large when you talkin

Stop rapping , you sound like your dad.

You are so bad at math that you can not give change for a coffee

You're the worst at washing dishes, I want to learn you with my whip.

Your mom sucked my penis so hard. She is good at it without having to call support .

You said Zorrow handicapped but she runs the penis deep throat . Right down to the cervix.

Swallowing semen she does it so easily. I'm moaning until I come in falsetto .

She says " it tastes wonderful . Your mom is cheap is pretty obvious .

Don't know if these are Google translate bars...

Or if you really put this shit together like this

Im dead either way at this lyrical atrocity

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

Turfaholic a crash dummy, I give no damn what a nigga who listens to krayshawn says about any music let alone mine, top flight security of the world ass nigga. U mad cuz u constantly get roasted in here talm bout u should have been stopped being mad, lmao. This nigga openly admitted listening to lil Jon is the reason he caught charges and couldn't drive so he decided to listen to Kendrick to boost his iq, u too fuckin old to b that impressionable u pea brained bitch u. Nigga said he tired of the drug culture and super friends but listens to keak da sneak crackhead ass, defended krayshawn sayin nigga (this y he don like me), e-40 angel dust smoking Scooby Dooby Doo sounding ass and Mac Dre thizz face ass, and I bet your bitch white, fat and get trained to help on the rent behind your back , AND u let her say nigga even after yo cape of tpab

 

[Stew]

.This should be good.

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

That "junkie music" shit gotta be the dumbest thing I've heard on here all year lol Niggas been making gettin high music for decades lol

Then this nigga Beta quoted Troy Ave like the nigga aint garbage lmaooooooo

It be the niggas stupid enough to let music make em junkies that complain about junkie music too, like it's so impossible to change the disc or like drugs are only a recent discovery. Then they cape for non rappin clowns who are the so called pushers like that's positive lmao