Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"

[Turfaholic]

replace #4 wtih the word "coon"

 

[@My_nameaintearl]

Your IC-fu is strong, but it is no match for my SOHH style.

 

[wordsRweapons]

Your IC-fu is strong, but it is no match for my SOHH style.

lol you got some techniques for over there too?

 

[@My_nameaintearl]

lol you got some techniques for over there too?

I will never reveal the Wu Thread secret.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

you faceless white crakkka coons aint shit

 

[Who Cares???]

Best thread I seen all week.

 

[7thwardslim]

i like that "Release the Gee shit"... Man thats gangsta......

 

[wordsRweapons]

Or aggressively deflect then abandon the thread like brother H-rap

Lmao 1 & 2 u forgot the gay "You're FACELESS" defense

or that loser taliban ring leader fazeee who looks like he 50 years old constantly sayin :

"these faceless deviants are cowards who are scared to deal with the repercussions they would have to deal with for the reckless comments they recklessly say that they wouldn't say if they were not on a message board.I had an Dj come up to me and say I recognize and respect your posts cuz he saw my face and it made me proud these cowards and faceless aliases will never reap the benefits of a complete stranger tellin you they respect your posts"

LMBAO

Hallelujah

LMAO!! I forgot about that. Shit is Hilarious.

"facelesssssss Munkeeeezzzzzzzz"

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

rofl @ gee and gangsta in the same sentence

 

[wordsRweapons]

you faceless white crakkka coons aint shit

Be careful, we dont want the BMP to come in here and shut down this thread.

 

[TRILLip Brooks]

death to all facelezz munkeeez

hellajuahz

 

[wordsRweapons]

I will never reveal the Wu Thread secret.

You're secrets are safe here. You can trust us with your wisdom

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Only read the bolded but true non the less.

 

[@My_nameaintearl]

6.) You are on the internet, therefore you are wrong.

You will be amazed at how you can get away with using this one even though YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET TOO. Many years ago, it was considered lame and geeky to spend any appreciable amount of time on a computer. Now that this technology pervades our world, you would have to be either a hermit or an idiot to avoid using the world wide web to your fullest advantage. Despite this, you can effectively create the illusion that the only real discussion of Hip Hop takes place in mom n' pop record stores, literally on street corners, or in jail cells. If you are unable to form a logically coherent argument and people seem to be starting to notice, simply accuse your opponents of being on the internet. This maneuver can transition perfectly into calling them house negros. (if you have ever seen the websites that pro-black groups design, you will understand that apparently, only house negros know how to use computers)

If you are called out on using this tactic, lie and say you are browsing from your new 5G phone while in the club, getting head from a model, running for mayor, etc.

 

[wordsRweapons]

6.) You are on the internet, therefore you are wrong.

You will be amazed at how you can get away with using this one even though YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET TOO. Many years ago, it was considered lame and geeky to spend any appreciable amount of time on a computer. Now that this technology pervades our world, you would have to be either a hermit or an idiot to avoid using the world wide web to your fullest advantage. Despite this, you can effectively create the illusion that the only real discussion of Hip Hop takes place in mom n' pop record stores, literally on street corners, or in jail cells. If you are unable to form a logically coherent argument and people seem to be starting to notice, simply accuse your opponents of being on the internet. This maneuver can transition perfectly into calling them house negros. (if you have ever seen the websites that pro-black groups design, you will understand that apparently, only house negros know how to use computers)

If you are called out on using this tactic, lie and say you are browsing from your new 5G phone while in the club, getting head from a model, running for mayor, etc.

^^^^LMAO. This shit is sooooooooooo true.

 

[gee757]

i like that "Release the Gee shit"... Man thats gangsta......

do u c this male stalkin cracka? this cracka has me all n his sig & he stay typin my SN i swear sum white folkz dont need 2 post on hiphop 4umz cuz they dont know how 2 act & da cracka male stalkin t/s is a perfect xample smh

 

[wordsRweapons]

do u c this male stalkin cracka? this cracka has me all n his sig & he stay typin my SN i swear sum white folkz dont need 2 post on hiphop 4umz cuz they dont know how 2 act & da cracka male stalkin t/s is a perfect xample smh

Gee is here.............. What have I done!! :0

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

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[@My_nameaintearl]

7.) Sales don't matter. (except for when they do)

I don't even have to explain this one. If your boy isn't moving units, it's because the white masses aren't interested in his pro-black message (about selling cocaine). If he goes gold, it's proof that he's the hottest artist in the game. But even if he doesn't reach those levels, you can simply move the goalposts by calling into question whether X amount of records is really a flop or not. Are the people you're debating with selling five thousand records? Probably not. Point this out to them, and try to pretend that it matters. If this does not work, use method number 5 and take the day off from posting.

 

[b@squ1@t redux]

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