Real Grown Folks Get Check Ups...

[Maalik]

Had mines done yesterday. Passed my HIV test wit flying colors. Scored a 95 nuccas!! Lol! Naw but for real, when was the last time you had a routine check up? What kinda thoughts was running thru your head? Have you followed your doctors advice? What kinda changes have you made following your vist? Holla back wit ur responses

LOL...Aight Nigga...its a reason its been 20 minutes & no response

My first check up....i nearly died from anxiety.

 

[Will Munny]

Havin one real soon cause I'm gettin my commercial drivers license.

 

[meekins]

last time i had a check up was this past summer.

i usually hit up the free clinic but they stop takin free check ups when you 21 but they snuck me in a few times... so i hadda make my way to this other clinic... right in the middle of the hood.. the hood hood over there on st. clair. i go in, i see a bunch of dirty crusty ass dudes that aint combed they hair in over a month. walking round in dirty ass brown'd white T's, boots leanin and shid .. i knew i wasnt at the right clinic.

so i go through with the motions whatever whatever.. this short thick bitch calls me in. cute, pretty smile, but you can see she just another hood rat. as soon as i walk in, she got this bright smile on her face.. arite, we sit down, she start asking me the questions on the form, but some questions got us off base a lil bit, and the whole time, she was jus smile'n and giving me this look .. you know what look im talkin about. then she got to her favorite question.. "do you have oral sex?" i said yes.. her face lit up again and she got a lil excited in her chair... next question.. "do you give, recieve, or both?".. she look at me with that still smile.. i say both.. her face got brighter and she gave a lil excited giggle.. im thinking like.. is this a check-up or am i auditioning for a porno????

so i was there for some personal reasons, but she didnt feel that it wasnt an issue so she tells me that i really dont need to get the physical, and all i really have to do is pee in a cup and i should be good. but as she got up, she started walkin to the sink washing her hands and putting her gloves on with her big ass smile like, "but you really should just get the physical just to be safe. im just gon check for [insert medical conditions], woo woo" and the way she looked overly excited had me kinda feelin uncomfortable forrea... so i shot her down like naw.. ill just pee in a cup.. she stopped in her tracks like.. "it will only take a min.." (lil pause as she continues putting her gloves on).. i see that she thirsty to play with my dick and see what im packin sooo.. i just let her play with it and thats exactly what she did! she aint give me no damn physical. ive had a few physicals in my time and they wasnt nothing like what she gave me and not nearly as long as what she did.

i shave, BTW.. so i pull my stuff out and she like.. "DAMN you as clean as a cucumber!.. clean and smooth! you shave, dont you.."

im tryin sooooo hard to NOT get hard, yo.. smh.. im thinking this bitch just wants to play with my meat, she aint even doin what she pose to be doing. and she grip'n it, tug'n it, pullin it, and she like.. "woow! you huge!" as she looked up at me in my face with that big ol crest smile.. and at that point i started to get a lil firm and she just flip'd it around a couple times and put it back in my pants....

i swear if i could go back and do it over again, id be in that bitch gettin head from the STD testing lady in her office.. smh.. nobody would ever know. doors closed, no cameras. just you and that bitch in there behind a locked door. so i told myself if that situation ever rises again, im gon make the best of it.

 

[BP OIL SPILL FACE]

last time i had a check up was this past summer.

i usually hit up the free clinic but they stop takin free check ups when you 21 but they snuck me in a few times... so i hadda make my way to this other clinic... right in the middle of the hood.. the hood hood over there on st. clair. i go in, i see a bunch of dirty crusty ass dudes that aint combed they hair in over a month. walking round in dirty ass brown'd white T's, boots leanin and shid .. i knew i wasnt at the right clinic.

so i go through with the motions whatever whatever.. this short thick bitch calls me in. cute, pretty smile, but you can see she just another hood rat. as soon as i walk in, she got this bright smile on her face.. arite, we sit down, she start asking me the questions on the form, but some questions got us off base a lil bit, and the whole time, she was jus smile'n and giving me this look .. you know what look im talkin about. then she got to her favorite question.. "do you have oral sex?" i said yes.. her face lit up again and she got a lil excited in her chair... next question.. "do you give, recieve, or both?".. she look at me with that still smile.. i say both.. her face got brighter and she gave a lil excited giggle.. im thinking like.. is this a check-up or am i auditioning for a porno????

so i was there for some personal reasons, but she didnt feel that it wasnt an issue so she tells me that i really dont need to get the physical, and all i really have to do is pee in a cup and i should be good. but as she got up, she started walkin to the sink washing her hands and putting her gloves on with her big ass smile like, "but you really should just get the physical just to be safe. im just gon check for [insert medical conditions], woo woo" and the way she looked overly excited had me kinda feelin uncomfortable forrea... so i shot her down like naw.. ill just pee in a cup.. she stopped in her tracks like.. "it will only take a min.." (lil pause as she continues putting her gloves on).. i see that she thirsty to play with my dick and see what im packin sooo.. i just let her play with it and thats exactly what she did! she aint give me no damn physical. ive had a few physicals in my time and they wasnt nothing like what she gave me and not nearly as long as what she did.

i shave, BTW.. so i pull my stuff out and she like.. "DAMN you as clean as a cucumber!.. clean and smooth! you shave, dont you.."

im tryin sooooo hard to NOT get hard, yo.. smh.. im thinking this bitch just wants to play with my meat, she aint even doin what she pose to be doing. and she grip'n it, tug'n it, pullin it, and she like.. "woow! you huge!" as she looked up at me in my face with that big ol crest smile.. and at that point i started to get a lil firm and she just flip'd it around a couple times and put it back in my pants....

i swear if i could go back and do it over again, id be in that bitch gettin head from the STD testing lady in her office.. smh.. nobody would ever know. doors closed, no cameras. just you and that bitch in there behind a locked door. so i told myself if that situation ever rises again, im gon make the best of it.

Yeah, I would've let her suck me off, bruh.

 

[Bussy_Getta]

UH LAST MONTH b

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

this thread is gonna die, cuz u already know most niggaz dont get hiv tests.

 

[Mister B.]

Well, I donate blood pretty regular, so if something goes down, I'll know.

I don't donate to find out about that, I donate to do something noble in this world.

 

[bull6599]

I'll never underestimate check-ups again b...I swear to God!!! I got a full physical in 05 when I 1st left for college (my moms made me) and I went like 4 years w/o 1. I guess cuz I was young, played sports, worked out, & had always been healthy I didnt feel the need, but after what I've been thru the last year, never again. That shit prolly coulda saved me a lotta trouble.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

i dunno about y'all, but it be a LOT of mexicans up in there. mexican women and their kids. i need to go get my blood pressure checked tho. my dad had it, but i think a lot of that has to do wit what he eats.

 

[Pura~Diabla]

My last check-up was 5 months ago. I try to maintain a healthy lifestyle....so far, so good.

 

[Cutler 26 INT's LOL!]

Real thread right here.

Got mine last august.

 

[king hassan]

Get one all the time. And anytime something hurts I'm getting that shit checked out. That's how I found out I had a hernia

 

[Chi-Town Bully]

Heart disease run in my family so i get tested regularly, so far all is good

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Yeah, I would've let her suck me off, bruh.

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[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I kno I need get checked about my migraines I sometimes get. But I think that b/c I need glasses. Staring at monitors over the years has put a strain on my eyes.

 

[jellybean84]

2 months ago, but Im about to make an appt, RIGHT now

 

[nujerz84]

Got an HIV/STD test in Jan passed... but now Im setting an appointment to see the Dr. at clinic seriously think got something wrong with my movements..smh fuck.

 

[Conscious__Nkechi]

Routine? I admit that I haven't been on point with my annual check up but I have blood work done and have been tested several times even without reason to. I wonder if I am the only person who isn't sexually active and still gets tested for STD's/STI's. *shrugs*

 

[King Erauno]

last time i had a check up was this past summer.

i usually hit up the free clinic but they stop takin free check ups when you 21 but they snuck me in a few times... so i hadda make my way to this other clinic... right in the middle of the hood.. the hood hood over there on st. clair. i go in, i see a bunch of dirty crusty ass dudes that aint combed they hair in over a month. walking round in dirty ass brown'd white T's, boots leanin and shid .. i knew i wasnt at the right clinic.

so i go through with the motions whatever whatever.. this short thick bitch calls me in. cute, pretty smile, but you can see she just another hood rat. as soon as i walk in, she got this bright smile on her face.. arite, we sit down, she start asking me the questions on the form, but some questions got us off base a lil bit, and the whole time, she was jus smile'n and giving me this look .. you know what look im talkin about. then she got to her favorite question.. "do you have oral sex?" i said yes.. her face lit up again and she got a lil excited in her chair... next question.. "do you give, recieve, or both?".. she look at me with that still smile.. i say both.. her face got brighter and she gave a lil excited giggle.. im thinking like.. is this a check-up or am i auditioning for a porno????

so i was there for some personal reasons, but she didnt feel that it wasnt an issue so she tells me that i really dont need to get the physical, and all i really have to do is pee in a cup and i should be good. but as she got up, she started walkin to the sink washing her hands and putting her gloves on with her big ass smile like, "but you really should just get the physical just to be safe. im just gon check for [insert medical conditions], woo woo" and the way she looked overly excited had me kinda feelin uncomfortable forrea... so i shot her down like naw.. ill just pee in a cup.. she stopped in her tracks like.. "it will only take a min.." (lil pause as she continues putting her gloves on).. i see that she thirsty to play with my dick and see what im packin sooo.. i just let her play with it and thats exactly what she did! she aint give me no damn physical. ive had a few physicals in my time and they wasnt nothing like what she gave me and not nearly as long as what she did.

i shave, BTW.. so i pull my stuff out and she like.. "DAMN you as clean as a cucumber!.. clean and smooth! you shave, dont you.."

im tryin sooooo hard to NOT get hard, yo.. smh.. im thinking this bitch just wants to play with my meat, she aint even doin what she pose to be doing. and she grip'n it, tug'n it, pullin it, and she like.. "woow! you huge!" as she looked up at me in my face with that big ol crest smile.. and at that point i started to get a lil firm and she just flip'd it around a couple times and put it back in my pants....

i swear if i could go back and do it over again, id be in that bitch gettin head from the STD testing lady in her office.. smh.. nobody would ever know. doors closed, no cameras. just you and that bitch in there behind a locked door. so i told myself if that situation ever rises again, im gon make the best of it.

SMH...u should have at least let her suck u off. FAIL

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Routine? I admit that I haven't been on point with my annual check up but I have blood work done and have been tested several times even without reason to. I wonder if I am the only person who isn't sexually active and still gets tested for STD's/STI's. *shrugs*

Lol!! I bet the nurse give u that "why the hell this clean mofo is wastin my time testin them" kinda looks.