Question for the Ladies...

[PapaJuice]

pullin hair??????

could be a weave

i had a nightmare when i was squeezin my dick (real talk) and i was cold and sweatin and shit and in ma dream i was fuckin a girl by sticking alladins broom inside her asshole and making a hole that will transport me to anotha world and then i explored with my homie carlos from 9th grade and we did it bigg but then somethin happened and i then put my dick back in her ass and i tried fuckin it but i couldnt get no friction coz it was so wide and gaped after i put da broom in

so i was left with nothin to do

and i grabbed da bitches hair and da shit fell off and she was bald & ugly

and i tried screaming but i had a dick in my mouth

so it was like mark hansons story "I must scream but i have no mouth"

it was an ugly moment when i envisioned dat bald headed bitch, shit was scary

i aint neva wanna go there again

 

[PapaJuice]

now even i laughed on that one

 

[KplusK]

 

[KINGEC]

pullin hair??????
could be a weave
i had a nightmare when i was squeezin my dick (real talk) and i was cold and sweatin and shit and in ma dream i was fuckin a girl by sticking alladins broom inside her asshole and making a hole that will transport me to anotha world and then i explored with my homie carlos from 9th grade and we did it bigg but then somethin happened and i then put my dick back in her ass and i tried fuckin it but i couldnt get no friction coz it was so wide and gaped after i put da broom in
so i was left with nothin to do
and i grabbed da bitches hair and da shit fell off and she was bald & ugly

and i tried screaming but i had a dick in my mouth
so it was like mark hansons story "I must scream but i have no mouth"

it was an ugly moment when i envisioned dat bald headed bitch, shit was scary
i aint neva wanna go there again

lol?
.......................

 

[Mr. AJ]

waits patiently

 

[Carlos Bruise-Her]

pullin hair??????
could be a weave
i had a nightmare when i was squeezin my dick (real talk) and i was cold and sweatin and shit and in ma dream i was fuckin a girl by sticking alladins broom inside her asshole and making a hole that will transport me to anotha world and then i explored with my homie carlos from 9th grade and we did it bigg but then somethin happened and i then put my dick back in her ass and i tried fuckin it but i couldnt get no friction coz it was so wide and gaped after i put da broom in
so i was left with nothin to do
and i grabbed da bitches hair and da shit fell off and she was bald & ugly

and i tried screaming but i had a dick in my mouth
so it was like mark hansons story "I must scream but i have no mouth"

it was an ugly moment when i envisioned dat bald headed bitch, shit was scary
i aint neva wanna go there again

ROFL.

#nohomo @ that dick in your mouth part
*puke*

 

[MERYLISBACK]

punching? not ok. but i can deal with the choking a bit. depends on the person and how "in tune" we are with eachother

 

[haute]

Punching is too far.....

Hi papoose juice

 

[MsSouthern]

I don't like to be punched either

 

[imma_stoner08]

Some times slapping to damn hard lmao

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

pullin hair??????

could be a weave

i had a nightmare when i was squeezin my dick (real talk) and i was cold and sweatin and shit and in ma dream i was fuckin a girl by sticking alladins broom inside her asshole and making a hole that will transport me to anotha world and then i explored with my homie carlos from 9th grade and we did it bigg but then somethin happened and i then put my dick back in her ass and i tried fuckin it but i couldnt get no friction coz it was so wide and gaped after i put da broom in

so i was left with nothin to do

and i grabbed da bitches hair and da shit fell off and she was bald & ugly

and i tried screaming but i had a dick in my mouth

so it was like mark hansons story "I must scream but i have no mouth"

it was an ugly moment when i envisioned dat bald headed bitch, shit was scary

i aint neva wanna go there again

No fucking homo