Problems sitting on toilet

[kingofkingz]

WTF!!

 

[huey]

I have the same issue. Nothing u can do but position yourself properly and sit up straight as possible mane

 

[BangEm_Bart]

I usually place my meat on my lap when I defecate.

 

[SheerExcellence]

I usually place my meat on my lap when I defecate.

Damn. This makes sense actually. Not sure why I never thought of this

 

[ChillaDaGawd]

I usually place my meat on my lap when I defecate.

^^^^ best advice right her

 

[SolemnSauce]

No homo b, i grab a paper towel and let it hang off the front..noooooo homo b

 

[KingFreeman]

Fail. Who let's their dick hang in the toilet? Where the fuck was your dad? You needed him.

 

[Lou Cypher]

I got a super average penis so this is not an issue for me. Nh.

 

[BangEm_Bart]

No homo b, i grab a paper towel and let it hang off the front..noooooo homo b

Na that's pretty homo b

 

[SheerExcellence]

Fail. Who let's their dick hang in the toilet? Where the fuck was your dad? You needed him.

Damn bruh, when I was being potty trained I didn't have the problem. When I was grown it didn't occur to me to have my dad watch me shit to see if I was doing it right...

Fuck yall niggas be on sometimes?

 

[Beta]

I pee when I shit so it has to be in the toilet

Worse than the water is it touching the inside of the bowl

Nh Nh Nh

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Im a grower so I dont have this problem

 

[kingofkingz]

Smmfh @ u niggas havin this type of discussion. Fuck is wrong with yall

 

[Lou Cypher]

Aint nothing wrong. We're all saying nh.

 

[Beta]

"nah this ain't gay shit, this man shit"

 

[BangEm_Bart]

Yea nh

 

[illestni99ainne]

I'm laughing my ass off at this thread. Yall niggas fucking crazy lol. But yeah my meat sits in my lap when I shit. Nh. Wtf lol

 

[LUClEN]

How hard is it to keep it out of the damn bowl?

You gotta be remedial if you've been putting your dick in shit all this time, every day, all because you're too dumb to just hold it while you take a dump

 

[TonyDubbz]

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Im confused, how y'all sitting y'all meat on y'all lap? Y'all shitting with y'all legs closed? Gonna end up givin y'all self an aneurysm doing that.