Popeye The Sailorman inspired bish naggas to fight over women

[robdaze151]

The Goons use to kick ass.

Eugene trumped all

 

[earth two superman]

yeah popeye was the original simp

 

[T. Sanford]

real shss, f*ck some spinach

 

[StoneColdMikey]

i never thought about it that way.. fuck popeye

 

[dalyricalbandit]

fuck popeye nigga false advertised with that spinach

 

[Disciplined InSight]

LMAO @ this thread...there is truth and hilarity in this overlooked observation.

 

[T. Sanford]

yeah popeye was the original simp

& the original steroid user, nigga had to get dope up on spinach to win battles over Bluto

uppin thread

 

[dalyricalbandit]

& the original steroid user, nigga had to get dope up on spinach to win battles over Bluto

uppin thread

real shit...

 

[king hassan]

Fuck, I love spinach but it did'nt make me stronger, and I remember them selling Popeye Spinach in the early 80's
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[Startraks]

Thanks a lot popeye. And that spinach don't work bruh. lol

 

[usmarin3]

Thread is hilarious, didn't he knock up that skinny bitch too. Bitch got those Shaq feet!

I think Popeye might of been the first nigga to get his dick suck, he was always saying "well blow me down"

 

[lion_heart]

fuck popeye nigga false advertised with that spinach

Fuckin hysterical

 

[Dupac]

them niggaz wasn't in the navy.. they was prolly fresh outta jail.. and that's the only pussy their over aggresive asses could get...

and wimpy was a dope fiend... it ain't hard to tell...

 

[unspoken_respect]

I wanted the hamburgers.

Bluto was a rapest lol.

 

[T. Sanford]

uppin this classic

overall hilarious thread

 

[Pr0n]

Super Mario brought that shit to the video game world

 

[T. Sanford]

Super Mario brought that shit to the video game world

After Mario Brother's 2 I would've told Mario *Young Dro voice* Fuk That Bish

 

[Maximus Rex]

them niggaz wasn't in the navy..

Popeye and Bluto did enlist in the Navy during the WWII.

Bluto in uniform

Popeye in uniform.

Yo, them shits was funny as fuck especially the B&W ones that had the boat on the opening credits. It seemed that if you listened closely enough, you could hear that nigga Popeye causing his ass off.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Super Mario brought that shit to the video game world

Happened to Pauline? You know, the chick that Mario was tryin to save in Donkey Kong. Nintendo just said fuck Pauline, (as well as Stanley from DK 3 and Junior.) I've always though this would be a cool ending to a Mario Bros. game. Mario goes through his usual saving Peach shit, but there's a twist to this one. Pauline (being on some jilted lover shit,) kidnaps Mario and in the next game you play as Peach and you have to save Mario from Pauline. Of course this sets up Peach and Pauline to be arch enemies and shit. You can have Pauline in Smash Bros. games and she would be fighting Peach and shit or have her as racer in Mario Kart.

 

[Bcotton5]

lol