Picking Up A Hooker

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When I was in Bmore on strip downtown I was this close (_) ta getting a prostitute. I didnt wanna fuck, I just wanted ta jerk off and nut on her face
 
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cKondomssuck;70918 said:
Ok tell me this isnt the GOAT IDEA

so u pick up a hooker for an hour or wutever the going rate is

and instead of fucking her

u video tape u and a bunch of friends just belittling the shittt outta her

like u dirty bitch u suck dick for money, how would ur parents feel

do u ever look at ur baby pictures and ever think id be a hooker when im older

im just a dirty shank how can i even kiss my child with these LIPS

and just belittle the shit outta her on camera and post it on the web would that be funny as fuck?

IMO
i dont think itd be worth the money honestly, but if all your friends put in, why not?
 
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Doug Funny;70936 said:
When I was in Bmore on strip downtown I was this close (_) ta getting a prostitute. I didnt wanna fuck, I just wanted ta jerk off and nut on her face

lmao nutting on a prostitutes face would be GOATNESS jesus christ u must feel like the man at the same tiem making her feel like a fucking small insect
 
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Lmao, this nigga is crazy for that
 
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lol at telling a hooker hey y dont u go to parents day at ur childs school to explain wut u do for a living
 
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That is a great fucking idead.....have fun
 
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Another GOAT cK thread.
*posts in pink in cK's honor*
 
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omfg goat goat goat goat goat

the only thing i would add is have her call her parents while this event is taking place and apologize for being such a shitty daughter
 
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Sunflowa Seeds;73918 said:
Another GOAT cK thread.
*posts in pink in cK's honor*

dont ever post in pink again....... lol

i think it would be funny, especially if yawl roasting her suntn serious
 
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missiamtheshit;73931 said:
dont ever post in pink again....... lol

i think it would be funny, especially if yawl roasting her suntn serious

Shit would have 1 million youtube views before they could even remove the video.
 
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Sunflowa Seeds;73941 said:
Shit would have 1 million youtube views before they could even remove the video.

lol ...... tru its sounds funny..... t/s should do it then post it here first
 
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**Pulls out note pad and pen for next trip to Vegas**
 
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Why waste your time?

"So what you gotta give ass to get cash, Ladies niggas do it and I mean both ways" - Angelous
 
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cKondomssuck;70918 said:
Ok tell me this isnt the GOAT IDEA

so u pick up a hooker for an hour or wutever the going rate is

and instead of fucking her

u video tape u and a bunch of friends just belittling the shittt outta her

like u dirty bitch u suck dick for money, how would ur parents feel

do u ever look at ur baby pictures and ever think id be a hooker when im older

im just a dirty shank how can i even kiss my child with these LIPS

and just belittle the shit outta her on camera and post it on the web would that be funny as fuck?

IMO

how bout u go to a club buy a girl a few drinks and get her home and bash her for doing EVERYTHING a prostitute does and NOT get paid..
and STILL broke!?!? how bout that?!

and i wouldnt advise doin that.. thats somebody's hoe..and im pretty sure PimPn is probably outside waitin for her safe return anyway..
 
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A couple years ago my niggas used to approach prostitutes and when they got close to the car he would hit her with the taser gun. That was so wrong but funny at the same time.
 
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its so many freaks out nowadays you a fool if u goin after real street ho's..lmao@desparate niggas
 
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jamacia;73999 said:
A couple years ago my niggas used to approach prostitutes and when they got close to the car he would hit her with the taser gun. That was so wrong but funny at the same time.

this shyt had me dyin

made me think of a scene from HANGOVER lol
 
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jamacia;73999 said:
A couple years ago my niggas used to approach prostitutes and when they got close to the car he would hit her with the taser gun. That was so wrong but funny at the same time.

oh yea, im doing this.
 
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