One liners that were so CRAZY/STUPID/IGNORANT that you were even surprised they worked...

[Young_Chitlin]

Hi I'm Peruvian

 

[Kat]

I used to tell tall bitches all the time:

'I got a business proposition and it's a ONE TIME offer...Me and you have a son, he's guaranteed to be in the NBA...'

Bitch would look at me, bout 6'2, and be like "Hmmmmm"

Easy pussy..packin the plastic of course LOL ain't goin out like willy lump lump

Got em LOL

I'm tall and that shit is WOAT.

along with damn, lemme climb that tree girl, or damn you a brick house! or any other corny cliche ass comments about my height.

 

[CP203]

Who the fuck is brad paisley

 

[AP21]

"as long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit"

l'm like 8/10 with that one...the reason i wasnt a perfect 10/10 was because two nignogs told her that right before i did

 

[Billy_Poncho]

"I just bought a puppy you wanna come over and see it?"

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Nigga that tall bitch shit so corny and don't work

@billy_poncho that's a pedo line wtf

 

[Stomp Johnson]

"I eat ass"

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Nigga that tall bitch shit so corny and don't work

@billy_poncho that's a pedo line wtf

I was 15. I just use jokes now

 

[Cinco]

When u motion that

"Come here," From across the room and they do it.

 

[Angeles1son85]

Lets fuk

 

[Kat]

Lets fuk

Sounds like something a 15 yo virgin would say.

 

[Rozetta5tone]

"You wanna come over and watch Netflix?"

 

[Kat]

"You wanna come over and watch Netflix?"

Sounds like something a broke dude would say..

 

[Cocoa_Butter]

Heard my uncle use this one:

"Aye baby. You know how some dudes say they'll drink your bathwater? Girl I'll eat your rag."

It worked too.

 

[yellowtapesport]

I used to tell tall bitches all the time:

'I got a business proposition and it's a ONE TIME offer...Me and you have a son, he's guaranteed to be in the NBA...'

Bitch would look at me, bout 6'2, and be like "Hmmmmm"

Easy pussy..packin the plastic of course LOL ain't goin out like willy lump lump

Got em LOL

I'm tall and that shit is WOAT.

along with damn, lemme climb that tree girl, or damn you a brick house! or any other corny cliche ass comments about my height.

It's garaunteed money babe, but if that's not what u bout..I understand. Not my type anyway. LOL

 

[yellowtapesport]

Nigga that tall bitch shit so corny and don't work

@billy_poncho that's a pedo line wtf

Yeah prob wouldn't work on short dumb bitches

 

[Purr]

Wow, your shirt is really nice on you. Your lady has really nice taste in clothing... oh, you dont have a girl?! Im sorry, you have amazing taste in clothing, by the way I'm chuck.

 

[Kat]

Nigga that tall bitch shit so corny and don't work

@billy_poncho that's a pedo line wtf

Yeah prob wouldn't work on short dumb bitches

She's tall dummy, get out your feelings and just realize yo game is wack juice.

 

[Dupac]

"you look like someone with a great personality"

 

[Billy_Poncho]

Kat shittin on all these lines cause she mad they all worked on her once upon a time