One brave soul watched and reviewed the new Chyna porn :(

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Scene 4 with a guy and Dayna Vendetta

Chyna talks about the embarrassing times her boobs popped out. That must be an embarrassing story to tell, when your tits are hanging out. Chyna and Dayna get themselves warmed up waiting for a guy to join them in the gym. The most convincing evidence in this movie that Chyna is in fact a woman is that she keeps saying, “I’ve never done this before.” No guy says that. The other men in the movie are jealous of this guy, who I will call the male lead because he gets a real woman to actually get him off. Dayna is here as both spotter and fluffer. These two porn pros have the best agents in the business. Not only does he get a real girl to fuck, she barely touches Chyna in the entire scene. Hell, I don’t want to do porn but I do want their agent. The guy focuses on the blonde, forgets about Chyna, but is gracious enough to drop his seed on both ladies. Same regular sex positions as the previous scenes, but this time there’s a blonde you might actually want to look at in it.

Scene 5 Chyna and two guys

This is the final scene of the movie and my nightmare is almost over. Chyna claims to have never been with two guys and also says she’s only ever had sex with her boyfriends in long term relationships. I wouldn’t believe this chick if she said my house was on fire. Chyna starts sucking off two guys like its Patterson and Brisco the day she signed with WWE. I know what you’re thinking, but isn’t Pat Patterson gay? To that I say, look at Chyna. I rest my case. Its a three way dance and even classic ECW never got this extreme. And we wont even talk about Rob Black. Chyna does a good job of hanging in there with both foes in this handicap match. Both guys do their best to stay hard while keeping her air tight. Its a daunting task but they see the dollar signs for working in a war zone and literally plow their way through. The guys both get off while in a position that allows them to look at each other, and after seeing five scenes of this freak I don’t blame them.

The movie is finally over. Its entirely possible TNA booked this, because the scene order makes no sense. When the movie is called backdoor, why bury (HA!) the anal in the middle of the movie? Not only is it your movie’s namesake, but Chyna also says it was her favorite scene to film. This is like making Jaws, putting the shark in the middle of the film, and no where else. If the movie is about the backdoor, and the last scene has two guys in it, one of them should be in that same backdoor. Unless. Oh no, it cant be! That leaves something left for a sequel!
 
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All I know is that her vagina is huge. But I could hardly make it through her giving head. Shit was weird.

It was sub par.Nothing I would rub out to. Easily forgettable. Except that vagina. She should get that shit molded.
 
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LMAO! I dunno who's read all that but I did and that shit was hella funny...
 
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LMFAO! Thread should've started out with the words: "Roasting Session..."

Dude blacked out talking about her cocklit.
 
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