ThaChozenWun
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Nas Division
Tiger Woods VS Shawn Kemp
TIGER - Fucked his whole life and career up. Got beat up by that skinny white girl. Has nothing left to lose. Dont even need any more explaining. Had white people in the palm of his hand and lost it all. (Chozen)
KEMP - signed with Kentucky, but never played bc he pawned 2 gold chains stolen from the coache's son. had a good career in seattle but was blatantly disrespected when they gave jim mcillvaine 5 years, 35 mil and refused to talk contracts with kemp. later ballooned to over 300 pounds and bounced from team to team before retiring. after retiring, was busted with cocaine and dont forget 7 kids with 6 women and rumors that he has more kids. (Shitman)
Mike Tyson VS Isiah Thomas
TYSON - Was one of the greatest fighters ever, IMO top 5. All looked great, then Buster got him, he did alright the next 8 but wasnt the same. Dude made over 250 mil, went broke, kept fightin for money when he didnt have it in him and ruined his record. 5 losses, 2 NC's, and 5 wins. Not to mention they was all bums too. I give him L's for beatin his wife, goin broke, gettin ur ass kicked repeatedly for money, admitting he's a failure in life in 05, and for sounding like a 4 year old boy who never learned to talk, being a cokeheaded and being arrested 4 years in a row from 2005-2009. I seriously might have put him over Carruth but he acually seems to be doing good now after his daughters death even bein broke. (Chozen)
Thomas - went from a loved basketball star, named one of the top 50 greatest, to a downhill tumble. First there were all the gay rumors about him and magic. Wasnt that bad though, became part of the raptors after he retired, had a good time there drafted Camby, Damon Stoudamire, and T-Mac. After that though its all L's. Bought the CBA for 10 mil, two years later league went bankrupt. Went to coach the Pacers, the only good year he had with them he ended up getting fired because his team choked on him. 03 Became head of operations for the Knicks, 3 years later were second to last place but had the highest payroll. Larry Brown got fired, Isiah inherited the team of scrubs and got all the blame for them being terrible. 06 sexually harrased that ugly ass manbroad, In 08 he OD'd on pain pills and tried using his own daughter as a cover up. Went to coach at FIU and went 7-25 (Chozen)
Berg Division
OJ Simpson VS Lawrence Taylor
OJ - Celebrated HOF career. At the end of his career and after had a succesful acting career. Wasnt great but he was succesful. Then it went downhill, got charged with Murderin his wife and the one dude, had a legnthy ass trial, even though people believed he did it, he got off and it was a big sigh of relief for him almost like a new beginning. Got hit with the civil trial, paid out over 33 mil, auctioned all his trophies and things off. Ole boy turned crazy from bein broke and pulled out them old black gloves and went to Vegas to get his shit back he sold. Caught up with that bitch karma and was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Safe to say even if he gets out on parole in 9 years his lifes over might as well commit that and not worry bout the millions he still owes to creditors. (Chozen)
LT - An all time great...at taking L's. Had problems with alcohol and coke while he wass still in the league. things got worse after he retired. went through rehab and arrests for drug related offenses multiple times after retiring. Later arrested for a hit and run. Lately, maybe the biggest L of all: Accused of raping an underaged girl...then it comes out he just paid her to watch him touch himself nh. he coulda went to xvideos for that and pocketed that $300. i think id rather have people think i took the pussy than pay her to watch me beat off nh. now he's looking at 5 years if convicted. (Shitman)
Evander Holyfield VS Marion Jones
Holyfield - Great promising young boxer when he started. 13 years old junoir olympics, Bronze in the olympics, silver in the Pan American Games. Prior to becoming a pro boxer he was 160-12 from the age of 12 til he was 20. Beat Tyson once, one the other through disqualification. Epic fights with Lewis. The L's started piling on though. His head is so beat up he cant talk right, he let another man nibble on his ear, he got 11 kids, been having financial issues due to his tribe of children, has to keep boxing to support his kids and pay off his debts. Was alleged for steroid n HGH abuse in 07 cant blame him though hes pushin 50. Has already planned his death sometime next year as he offered to fight Vitali Klitschko. At which time he'll take another L for his skull finally caving in and him still trying to fight. (Chozen)
Marion Jones - Celebrated Olympian, mad endorsment deals. Won 5 medals in the 2000 olympics. 06 she started going bankrupt, lost her 2.5 million dollar mansion, had to sell her moms house to pay debts off. 07 Admitted to steroid use, lost all 5 medals and the prizes she earned as well. (2 Cars, $35,000 most notibly). Ended up spending 6 months in prison later that year for perjury over a fraudulant check. Made over 10 mil in here olympic career, now is broke, making 35k a year playing in the WNBA. May not be as epic as Spreewell and Jones JR but losin all the olympic medals is a a huge loss as well as havin to sell your mommas home you bought her. (Chozen)
Tiger Woods VS Shawn Kemp
TIGER - Fucked his whole life and career up. Got beat up by that skinny white girl. Has nothing left to lose. Dont even need any more explaining. Had white people in the palm of his hand and lost it all. (Chozen)
KEMP - signed with Kentucky, but never played bc he pawned 2 gold chains stolen from the coache's son. had a good career in seattle but was blatantly disrespected when they gave jim mcillvaine 5 years, 35 mil and refused to talk contracts with kemp. later ballooned to over 300 pounds and bounced from team to team before retiring. after retiring, was busted with cocaine and dont forget 7 kids with 6 women and rumors that he has more kids. (Shitman)
Mike Tyson VS Isiah Thomas
TYSON - Was one of the greatest fighters ever, IMO top 5. All looked great, then Buster got him, he did alright the next 8 but wasnt the same. Dude made over 250 mil, went broke, kept fightin for money when he didnt have it in him and ruined his record. 5 losses, 2 NC's, and 5 wins. Not to mention they was all bums too. I give him L's for beatin his wife, goin broke, gettin ur ass kicked repeatedly for money, admitting he's a failure in life in 05, and for sounding like a 4 year old boy who never learned to talk, being a cokeheaded and being arrested 4 years in a row from 2005-2009. I seriously might have put him over Carruth but he acually seems to be doing good now after his daughters death even bein broke. (Chozen)
Thomas - went from a loved basketball star, named one of the top 50 greatest, to a downhill tumble. First there were all the gay rumors about him and magic. Wasnt that bad though, became part of the raptors after he retired, had a good time there drafted Camby, Damon Stoudamire, and T-Mac. After that though its all L's. Bought the CBA for 10 mil, two years later league went bankrupt. Went to coach the Pacers, the only good year he had with them he ended up getting fired because his team choked on him. 03 Became head of operations for the Knicks, 3 years later were second to last place but had the highest payroll. Larry Brown got fired, Isiah inherited the team of scrubs and got all the blame for them being terrible. 06 sexually harrased that ugly ass manbroad, In 08 he OD'd on pain pills and tried using his own daughter as a cover up. Went to coach at FIU and went 7-25 (Chozen)
Berg Division
OJ Simpson VS Lawrence Taylor
OJ - Celebrated HOF career. At the end of his career and after had a succesful acting career. Wasnt great but he was succesful. Then it went downhill, got charged with Murderin his wife and the one dude, had a legnthy ass trial, even though people believed he did it, he got off and it was a big sigh of relief for him almost like a new beginning. Got hit with the civil trial, paid out over 33 mil, auctioned all his trophies and things off. Ole boy turned crazy from bein broke and pulled out them old black gloves and went to Vegas to get his shit back he sold. Caught up with that bitch karma and was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Safe to say even if he gets out on parole in 9 years his lifes over might as well commit that and not worry bout the millions he still owes to creditors. (Chozen)
LT - An all time great...at taking L's. Had problems with alcohol and coke while he wass still in the league. things got worse after he retired. went through rehab and arrests for drug related offenses multiple times after retiring. Later arrested for a hit and run. Lately, maybe the biggest L of all: Accused of raping an underaged girl...then it comes out he just paid her to watch him touch himself nh. he coulda went to xvideos for that and pocketed that $300. i think id rather have people think i took the pussy than pay her to watch me beat off nh. now he's looking at 5 years if convicted. (Shitman)
Evander Holyfield VS Marion Jones
Holyfield - Great promising young boxer when he started. 13 years old junoir olympics, Bronze in the olympics, silver in the Pan American Games. Prior to becoming a pro boxer he was 160-12 from the age of 12 til he was 20. Beat Tyson once, one the other through disqualification. Epic fights with Lewis. The L's started piling on though. His head is so beat up he cant talk right, he let another man nibble on his ear, he got 11 kids, been having financial issues due to his tribe of children, has to keep boxing to support his kids and pay off his debts. Was alleged for steroid n HGH abuse in 07 cant blame him though hes pushin 50. Has already planned his death sometime next year as he offered to fight Vitali Klitschko. At which time he'll take another L for his skull finally caving in and him still trying to fight. (Chozen)
Marion Jones - Celebrated Olympian, mad endorsment deals. Won 5 medals in the 2000 olympics. 06 she started going bankrupt, lost her 2.5 million dollar mansion, had to sell her moms house to pay debts off. 07 Admitted to steroid use, lost all 5 medals and the prizes she earned as well. (2 Cars, $35,000 most notibly). Ended up spending 6 months in prison later that year for perjury over a fraudulant check. Made over 10 mil in here olympic career, now is broke, making 35k a year playing in the WNBA. May not be as epic as Spreewell and Jones JR but losin all the olympic medals is a a huge loss as well as havin to sell your mommas home you bought her. (Chozen)
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