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OJ Simpson VS Lebron James
OJ - Celebrated HOF career. At the end of his career and after had a succesful acting career. Wasnt great but he was succesful. Then it went downhill, got charged with Murderin his wife and the one dude, had a legnthy ass trial, even though people believed he did it, he got off and it was a big sigh of relief for him almost like a new beginning. Got hit with the civil trial, paid out over 33 mil, auctioned all his trophies and things off. Ole boy turned crazy from bein broke and pulled out them old black gloves and went to Vegas to get his shit back he sold. Caught up with that bitch karma and was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Safe to say even if he gets out on parole in 9 years his lifes over might as well commit that and not worry bout the millions he still owes to creditors. (Chozen)
Lebron James - Like Oden, had a lot of votes in the poll so he's another fan vote. Controversy started in HS when he was driving a hummer and took two jerseys to pose for a pic in a store. A part of the first USA olympic team with nba players to not win a gold medal. Notorious bandwagon fan. fan of new york yankees, chicago bulls and dallas cowboys, even though he had the browns, indians and cavs right there. dunked on by jordan crawford, which isnt a L. demanding the tapes be confiscated is. excellent player,best in the league depending on who you ask, but the best regular season record two years running and he has failed to even reach the finals in either year. this year, he didnt even get to the conference finals and his lack of effort against boston showed. now allegations of delonte west piping his mother, put the icing on the L cake. Even the first letter in his name is L. (Shitman)
Lawrence Taylor VS Allen Iverson
Lawrence Taylor - An all time great...at taking L's. Had problems with alcohol and coke while he wass still in the league. things got worse after he retired. went through rehab and arrests for drug related offenses multiple times after retiring. Later arrested for a hit and run. Lately, maybe the biggest L of all: Accused of raping an underaged girl...then it comes out he just paid her to watch him touch himself nh. he coulda went to xvideos for that and pocketed that $300. i think id rather have people think i took the pussy than pay her to watch me beat off nh. now he's looking at 5 years if convicted. (Shitman)
Allen Iverson - Outside of legal problems had a nice sports related upbringing. Won a championship as the QB in high school. College the best offensive little man ever won two big east defensive POY awards. Best scoring average in Georgetown history. Came to philly ROY, Crossed Jordan over, everybody loved him, another guy who was like Lebron or Kobe to their city. Never could get it done in Philly though, not his fault completely but still an L. Wantin to be a rapper in 2000 is another L. Stern blackballed him from even dropping the album. Ended up being traded. In Tim D's book he said because of Iverson bitchin about calls earlier in the year, the next game he reffed they didnt give Iverson any calls, another L for being punked by the refs for talkin shit on their calls. Went to Detroit, cried about playing time got put on permenant leave. Let go of after the season, ended up signing with the Grizzlies cause no one else wanted him, an L considering he was still a 20+ppg scorer. Cried about coming off the bench, ended up gettin dropped and later returned to the sixers. Should have been special, shit turned special ed. Boo Hoo'd to the city how he was changed and would gladly come off the bench. Obvious he wasnt the same guy, eventually was starting again. Later ended up whining about PT again, lied about daughters sickness, got caught partying and gambling while on leave for his daughters oh so serious health problem, his wife left his ass. Turned out he had a drinking problem. All a long list of L's. Lets also add his mom was getting the Delonte treatment in the past. (Chozen)
Evander Holyfield VS Dirk Nowitzki
Evander Holyfield - Great promising young boxer when he started. 13 years old junoir olympics, Bronze in the olympics, silver in the Pan American Games. Prior to becoming a pro boxer he was 160-12 from the age of 12 til he was 20. Beat Tyson once, one the other through disqualification. Epic fights with Lewis. The L's started piling on though. His head is so beat up he cant talk right, he let another man nibble on his ear, he got 11 kids, been having financial issues due to his tribe of children, has to keep boxing to support his kids and pay off his debts. Was alleged for steroid n HGH abuse in 07 cant blame him though hes pushin 50. Has already planned his death sometime next year as he offered to fight Vitali Klitschko. At which time he'll take another L for his skull finally caving in and him still trying to fight. (Chozen)
Dirk Nowitski - Dude came into the league a nice pick. Came into the league struggling though, from the second year foward though he been a beast offensively, won an MVP. He's had a nice career, but his life and important part of his career is all L's. The biggest is his stalker/girlfriend issue. Thought he was the baby daddy, wasnt, got stalked, classic case of jumpoff catchin feelings and blaming the baby on the guy with money. L thing is he believed her and when he doubted her she stalked his ass to the point he needed the police to get involved to catch her. Bitch used 8 different names. His epic failing in the playoffs. Lost as a 1 seed twice, once to an 8th seed and once to a 7th seed. Made it to the finals, was up 2-0, Wade payed the refs a lil on the side and Dirk lost his only shot at a title because of the refs. May not seem like much, but the refs, the playoffs, and the girlfriend are massive L's and combined get him in at 7. (Chozen)
Ben Rothlisberger VS Marion Jones
Big Ben - his future is still lookin good but people in Pittsburgh were about to built statues and shit for him and he probably would of had 4-5 rings by the time he retired. Now I dont think on the field he bounces back to that success and reputation he had, the female fanbase here is done with him, and I can see Pittsburgh lookin at other QB's to ship him out like they did Holmes at some point in the future. (Chozen)
Marion Jones - Celebrated Olympian, mad endorsment deals. Won 5 medals in the 2000 olympics. 06 she started going bankrupt, lost her 2.5 million dollar mansion, had to sell her moms house to pay debts off. 07 Admitted to steroid use, lost all 5 medals and the prizes she earned as well. (2 Cars, $35,000 most notibly). Ended up spending 6 months in prison later that year for perjury over a fraudulant check. Made over 10 mil in here olympic career, now is broke, making 35k a year playing in the WNBA. May not be as epic as Spreewell and Jones JR but losin all the olympic medals is a a huge loss as well as havin to sell your mommas home you bought her. (Chozen)
OJ - Celebrated HOF career. At the end of his career and after had a succesful acting career. Wasnt great but he was succesful. Then it went downhill, got charged with Murderin his wife and the one dude, had a legnthy ass trial, even though people believed he did it, he got off and it was a big sigh of relief for him almost like a new beginning. Got hit with the civil trial, paid out over 33 mil, auctioned all his trophies and things off. Ole boy turned crazy from bein broke and pulled out them old black gloves and went to Vegas to get his shit back he sold. Caught up with that bitch karma and was sentenced to 33 years in prison. Safe to say even if he gets out on parole in 9 years his lifes over might as well commit that and not worry bout the millions he still owes to creditors. (Chozen)
Lebron James - Like Oden, had a lot of votes in the poll so he's another fan vote. Controversy started in HS when he was driving a hummer and took two jerseys to pose for a pic in a store. A part of the first USA olympic team with nba players to not win a gold medal. Notorious bandwagon fan. fan of new york yankees, chicago bulls and dallas cowboys, even though he had the browns, indians and cavs right there. dunked on by jordan crawford, which isnt a L. demanding the tapes be confiscated is. excellent player,best in the league depending on who you ask, but the best regular season record two years running and he has failed to even reach the finals in either year. this year, he didnt even get to the conference finals and his lack of effort against boston showed. now allegations of delonte west piping his mother, put the icing on the L cake. Even the first letter in his name is L. (Shitman)
Lawrence Taylor VS Allen Iverson
Lawrence Taylor - An all time great...at taking L's. Had problems with alcohol and coke while he wass still in the league. things got worse after he retired. went through rehab and arrests for drug related offenses multiple times after retiring. Later arrested for a hit and run. Lately, maybe the biggest L of all: Accused of raping an underaged girl...then it comes out he just paid her to watch him touch himself nh. he coulda went to xvideos for that and pocketed that $300. i think id rather have people think i took the pussy than pay her to watch me beat off nh. now he's looking at 5 years if convicted. (Shitman)
Allen Iverson - Outside of legal problems had a nice sports related upbringing. Won a championship as the QB in high school. College the best offensive little man ever won two big east defensive POY awards. Best scoring average in Georgetown history. Came to philly ROY, Crossed Jordan over, everybody loved him, another guy who was like Lebron or Kobe to their city. Never could get it done in Philly though, not his fault completely but still an L. Wantin to be a rapper in 2000 is another L. Stern blackballed him from even dropping the album. Ended up being traded. In Tim D's book he said because of Iverson bitchin about calls earlier in the year, the next game he reffed they didnt give Iverson any calls, another L for being punked by the refs for talkin shit on their calls. Went to Detroit, cried about playing time got put on permenant leave. Let go of after the season, ended up signing with the Grizzlies cause no one else wanted him, an L considering he was still a 20+ppg scorer. Cried about coming off the bench, ended up gettin dropped and later returned to the sixers. Should have been special, shit turned special ed. Boo Hoo'd to the city how he was changed and would gladly come off the bench. Obvious he wasnt the same guy, eventually was starting again. Later ended up whining about PT again, lied about daughters sickness, got caught partying and gambling while on leave for his daughters oh so serious health problem, his wife left his ass. Turned out he had a drinking problem. All a long list of L's. Lets also add his mom was getting the Delonte treatment in the past. (Chozen)
Evander Holyfield VS Dirk Nowitzki
Evander Holyfield - Great promising young boxer when he started. 13 years old junoir olympics, Bronze in the olympics, silver in the Pan American Games. Prior to becoming a pro boxer he was 160-12 from the age of 12 til he was 20. Beat Tyson once, one the other through disqualification. Epic fights with Lewis. The L's started piling on though. His head is so beat up he cant talk right, he let another man nibble on his ear, he got 11 kids, been having financial issues due to his tribe of children, has to keep boxing to support his kids and pay off his debts. Was alleged for steroid n HGH abuse in 07 cant blame him though hes pushin 50. Has already planned his death sometime next year as he offered to fight Vitali Klitschko. At which time he'll take another L for his skull finally caving in and him still trying to fight. (Chozen)
Dirk Nowitski - Dude came into the league a nice pick. Came into the league struggling though, from the second year foward though he been a beast offensively, won an MVP. He's had a nice career, but his life and important part of his career is all L's. The biggest is his stalker/girlfriend issue. Thought he was the baby daddy, wasnt, got stalked, classic case of jumpoff catchin feelings and blaming the baby on the guy with money. L thing is he believed her and when he doubted her she stalked his ass to the point he needed the police to get involved to catch her. Bitch used 8 different names. His epic failing in the playoffs. Lost as a 1 seed twice, once to an 8th seed and once to a 7th seed. Made it to the finals, was up 2-0, Wade payed the refs a lil on the side and Dirk lost his only shot at a title because of the refs. May not seem like much, but the refs, the playoffs, and the girlfriend are massive L's and combined get him in at 7. (Chozen)
Ben Rothlisberger VS Marion Jones
Big Ben - his future is still lookin good but people in Pittsburgh were about to built statues and shit for him and he probably would of had 4-5 rings by the time he retired. Now I dont think on the field he bounces back to that success and reputation he had, the female fanbase here is done with him, and I can see Pittsburgh lookin at other QB's to ship him out like they did Holmes at some point in the future. (Chozen)
Marion Jones - Celebrated Olympian, mad endorsment deals. Won 5 medals in the 2000 olympics. 06 she started going bankrupt, lost her 2.5 million dollar mansion, had to sell her moms house to pay debts off. 07 Admitted to steroid use, lost all 5 medals and the prizes she earned as well. (2 Cars, $35,000 most notibly). Ended up spending 6 months in prison later that year for perjury over a fraudulant check. Made over 10 mil in here olympic career, now is broke, making 35k a year playing in the WNBA. May not be as epic as Spreewell and Jones JR but losin all the olympic medals is a a huge loss as well as havin to sell your mommas home you bought her. (Chozen)
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