Movie Theatre Etiquette......Regal Cinemas Edition

[rice n gravy]

Thou Shall not sit right next to me when there are open seats on the same row

Thou shall not add their own commentary to the movie. -If I wanted to hear that, I will buy the DVD and listen to it

Thou shall use the bathroom BEFORE sitting down to watch. -Who the hell in their right minds gets up to use the bathroom in the middle of a movie that they payed for? It's not Tivo. You can't rewind.

Thou shall not bring their newborn child into the theater. -I had to chew a bitch out for that. I understand babies can't be unpredictable, but you want to make it a movie night. Get a babysitter.

lol

i do the bathroom thing thou fuck u nigga that pepsi does that to ya

the women that feels the need to laugh louder than everybody else is the worse

 

[black caesar]

Pretty much the only way to go I'm not droppin my hard earned money for some ignorant ass niggas to ruin the movie

I feel you. I hit the matinees on opening day at the AMC in the morning. No fuss, plus its only $5. It's $11 if it's in IMAX

 

[black caesar]

lol

i do the bathroom thing thou fuck u nigga that pepsi does that to ya

the women that feels the need to laugh louder than everybody else is the worse

Shit. Nigga you better pee in that big ass cup and hold that shit until the movie is over. LOL

 

[Ibex]

why do white people put their feet up and take their shoes off like they're at home?

shit is fuckin disgusting...

Always wondered this....I make sure I do some blatant nigga shit to offset their comfort level

 

[bankrupt baller]

i had to go off on a group of bitches not too long ago cause they wouldnt shut up....after i did,not a single word out of all of them the rest of the movie

 

[Mr. Terrific]

What about when you in there with your girl and some dude comes in and breaks the man law. Me girl on the other side of me but you don't put your girl next to me instead you sit there. So now it's girl boy boy girl instead of boy girl boy girl and fuck sayin n/h

LMAO

My pet peeve is when late ass ppl come in the theater and ask if you could move down a seat. Naw pimpn, We got here early for choice of seat. Looks like you and your girl are sitting separately.

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

I usually catch a movie in the suburbs or at a weird ass time. Nothing better than getting some Nachos & Cheese, a box of candy & watching a movie in an empty ass theater. Like on a tuesday afternoon or somethin

Man, got a nigga feelin like a king.

 

[Iheart~Cali]

The only safe bet is middle age - older white people. The rest, Blacks, Mexicans, and teenagers of all ethnicities really ruin my movie-going experience.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

what you gotta do is talk very loudly

and if a white person asks you to not talk so loudly, get louder

then wait for them in the lobby later and beat the shit out of them with four of your friends

then claim they called you a nigger and see if you can get a refund

rinse, wash, repeat

 

[bscoop]

This is almost to comical and ironic that its the banner on the page...

So oen of my boys told me about the one time he went to the movie to see teh Orignal S.W.A.T and he went to Destina (ghetto ass version of AMC) and he gets there and before the movie even starts some big buf dude is screamin

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD............BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKK

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.............BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCCK....

Walkin up and down the aisle....talkin bout

2 GUNS UP NIGGA.....2 GUNS UP NIGGA...FUCK THEM POLICE.....FUCK THIS MOVIE.....BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Talk about worst movie experience...

 

[Miltown Marauder]

People who always gotta check they're cell phones all the damn time... I went to see the Jason remake and this bitch was talking thru the movie... shut yo ass up!!

 

[antoseeg]

What about when you in there with your girl and some dude comes in and breaks the man law. Me girl on the other side of me but you don't put your girl next to me instead you sit there. So now it's girl boy boy girl instead of boy girl boy girl and fuck sayin n/h

If you think I'm gonna let you cop a feel on my woman when the theater gets dark then you've lost your mind. If your uncomfortable then put your woman beside me so I can have two ladies surrounding me. I don't trust you perverted bastards.....

 

[marc123]

whats up with people that sit right next to you when the theatre is empty as fuck?

wtf?..............

 

[radaman]

lol this thread is funny as hell... I worked in a movie theatre for YEARS and this shit brings back sooo many memories... I worked at one of those theatres where the high school kids would come whenever a "black" movie or scary movie came out. Shit was WOAT... I seen so much shit working there man... fighting, fuckin, shooting... smh... the good ole days

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

i luv my black people, but when it comes to movies, i can't watch it y'all. it depends the location. hood movies theaters i definitely avoid. i go where white folks go.

my biggest pet peeve, when the theater is packed, and mofos who come in late STILL walk their stankin azzz to the very top, lookin for seats. then they got the nerve to stand right in front of you, as they're lookin down, just to see if they can find open seat below. sit yo azzz down somewhere!!!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

People who always gotta check they're cell phones all the damn time... I went to see the Jason remake and this bitch was talking thru the movie... shut yo ass up!!

i hate that!!!!! there's a reason why they invented voicemail!!![/FONT]

 

[twizza 77]

I hate it when teenagers getting worked up over scary movies that are not scary.(i.e paranormal activity 2, New Nightmare on Elm St) people talking and their phone is ringing bugs me. Back in the day, hoodrats thought it was cute to spray pepper spray in theater. SMH