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Maximus Rex;848654 said:I used to be EXTRAORDINARILY BAD WITH WOMEN!!!! Inconceivably bad. Bad to the point where I literally had a hot chesty Puerto Rican chick in her room with her pants off ready to fuck, (I'll tell that little anecdote when I speak on the importance of setting good precedents.) Anyway, being bad with chicks will do three things to you:
1) Make you bitter. Sooner or later, you'll find out that the "right thing," is the ABSOLUTE WRONG THING to do. A guy will either become a "dog," or he'll leave women alone. I did the latter.
2) Exponentially grow the size of your adult film collection. If I was better with chicks at the time, would I still buy booty movies? Probably, but if I got sex on a regular basis, I probably wouldn't of developed this love for seeing chicks sucking and fucking on tape.
3) Force you to do an introspection to find ways to get women to be attracted to you.
One of the things I found in filling in this puzzle was "The Tom Leykis Show." Most radio shows like Michael Baisden and Steve Harvey carter to the female demographic and spew the nonsensical bullshit that has no bearing in the real world. The Tom Leykis was the polar opposite and diametrically opposed to anything that Michael Baisden and Steve Harvey would have to say.
At first I was reluctant to listen to the show because it replaced my favorite radio show, but being that Tom was literally the only thing on in that time slot that I cared to listen to, I tuned in. Then after a few days he started confirming things that I've already formed opinions on. Finally on that Thursday, did a segment called Leykis 101. Leykis 101 is a set of dating guidelines. If you do the research, these guidelines will be reiterated on other male orientated dating sites. The only thing I don't agree with is dealing with chicks with low self esteem. I understand the logic, but they're not worth the headache. Anyway, here are the Tenets To Leykis 101.
Tenets of Leykis 101
1) NEVER, and I mean EVER...date a single mother or father
2) Follow the "three strikes and your out" rule. Which means if she hasn't put out in the first three dates, dump the bitch.
3) Never pick up your phone Friday through Sunday. Screen all of your phone calls
4) No cuddling after sex. You kick their ass out in time for Sportscenter
5) Always wear a condom. Even if she is on birth control. No exceptions
6) Never spend more than $40 on a date. And if she pays, all the better
7) Pick out the women with the lowest self esteem. The lower the better. Beautiful women normally have a very low self esteem
8) Get in touch with your "inner A-hole". Women are drawn to assholes. If your a nice guy (pussy), you won't get laid. She'll categorize you as her "friend"
9) Women are attention whores and will do almost anything to get it. So keep that in mind when you see some woman dressed to kill
10) Never have coffee or lunch with a woman unless you want to be "friends". Women have dinner with the men that they bang, not lunch or coffee.
11) Women, you have no male friends. Every male you call a friend wants to bang the living fuck out of you. If you don't believe me, then as a test...tell any one of your male friends that you want to sleep with them and see if they turn you down
12) Stay away from any women who says the words "All my friends are guys". That is trouble and should be avoided at all costs13) If the person you are dating stops putting out, Dump that bitch
14) Men, the reason why you are friends with a woman with the exception of having a past relationship with her...is that she doesn't find you attractive. The truth hurts. Move on
15) Men, the more confidence you show the better chances you have of getting the girl. Women smell a pussy a mile away and they can also smell confidence. Women are attracted to confidence almost more than anything else
16) Don't ever tell a woman you love her unless you really do. Don't do it especially just to get in her pants. The consequences are many and get you in to big trouble
17) If your girlfriend is spending a lot of time with a "friend" of the opposite sex, dump that bitch18)l Do not get married until you are at least 25 years of age
19) Do not buy her flowers until the second year you are married20) Don't do anything in the beginning of the relationship you wouldn't normally do later in the relationship. Because her expectations of anything you do for her will cause you problems later
21) Never hold her purse. Unless you are a pussy or have a pussy, you shouldn't be holding a purse22) Always become unavailable during the holidays. Never pick up the phone close to holiday seasons. Especially Valentine's Day or Thanksgiving
23) Do not go to a concert with a woman if she invites you. Especially if she has backstage passes or has a friend in the band she is going to see. It just means she is there to fuck the other guy. She probably just used you for the ride there
24) Never buy a woman a drink. It's just another way of a woman getting something she wants for free while the man thinks she's interested in him (applies outside of relationships)
25) Eat before you go out on a date. Purpose is that a woman normally wouldn't be caught dead eating more than her date. So this results in a lower costing date by the end of the evening. You tell her that you are trying to eat healthy
26) Do not order a bottle of wine. And the reason you don't when she asks is because you want to make sure you get her home safely. And to ensure this to the best of your ability, you don't want to drink any alcohol.
27) If your date picks up their cell phone, silently get up and drive off without them. If they wouldn't give you the lack of respect to pay attention to you on the date, you don't give them the respect of driving them home28) This came from listener comments, so here it is. Keep a bottle of hot sauce Every place you have sex (Bathroom, bedroom etc.) After you use the condom, put a few drops into the used condom and throw it away. This results in the "Burning of the cooch" if the bitch tries to actually use the contents.
29) No Compromise. Chicks feel as if they can come into a relationship and change the things they don't like about you. For example, you have a plasma with HD and you like to watch football all day on Sundays. She feels that just you "love her," that your going to all of a sudden stop watching football and devote your time her. Bullshit. If she can't accept the like to watch football on Sunday. DUMP THAT BITCH!!! The most you have to compromise with somebody, the more likely you shouldn't be with that person. 30) Give Her Only One Time To Reject You. The rationale is if she doesn't out with you the first time you ask, then she'll never go out with you. To persists will ony feed her ego, (Don't Feed The Monster,) and probably lead to a restraining order. If she shoots you down, fuck it move on.
Bolded a few for emphasis, because a lot of guys need to get it. All these tenets should be common knowledge to a dude by the time he's 9 years old.....................................................
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