ladies need not reply, but gentlemen, tell me, do I have to go?

[mryounggun]

You don't HAVE to do shit. However...

 

[mryounggun]

...you did already say you was gon' go, right?

 

[Dr.Chemix]

Sooooo my gf is having some gay ass dinner party with her friends where they all bringing their bf's and its gonna be like one of them corny dinner type things where all the dudes are pretending to have a good time. This falls on the same day as my cousins bday and he wants me to come party which I agreed to do long ago. I told my girl(like a bauce) that i aint goin to this dinner cuz I think its stupid and also because i want to go party with my cousins. Lol she just got super pissed at me and said its part of my responsibility to her to be there for her, I said, "fuck that shit" like a bauce yet again. Anyways, what do you guys think, do I have to go to this gay ass dinner date shit with her, her friends and their bf's? Or go pop bottles with the fam? Option two all day!

lol! I know about those boring ass parties...

Pimpin, next time choose your words carefully with these broads...

Learn to master your tongue...

Women can be like computers...they take it straight to the hard drive whatever you upload to em...

So saying that shit is stupid (which we know it is) would only prompt her to respond with "its your responsibility to be there for me"

Because she's thinking from a relationship aspect...now she compares like whenever you want her to watch a football game and she doesn't

Follow pimp?

You should say something like "Baby, I know this means alot to you but can we reschedule? I promised my cousin that I would hang for his bday"

You can get what you want from a woman

But you must learn to say the right things to her where she understands...

All she heard was "I don't want to be a part of this stupid ass dinner that YOU thought of"

So of course she's going to feel some kind of way...

Flip that homie...

Or work with her a little bit...tell her babe can we schedule it a little earlier or cut it short...I do want to be there for the dinner but I told my fam that I would hang as well"

Just saying...know how to talk to your woman...

You know her better than most or should at least

 

[Just2C]

Those couple get togethers are so fuckin corny. What make these girls think that we want to sit around cheesin in some strangers face acting like we enjoying ourselves.

Only time that shit be cool is if the people envolved have known each other for a long ass time, like basically grew up together and that just seems like a kick back and yall just doing what you would normally be doing on a weekend or after school or something.

Bottom line go party with your cousin. Or you gone be stuck on the couch with the rest of them niggaz lookin like some kids they brung along because they couldnt find a babysitter

 

[CapitalB]

hmmmmmmmmm.. im'a have to think on this one.. got too many things goin on right now im tryin to handle..

ill get back to u..

 

[Shizlansky]

you don't have to do shit. however...

lmao..............

 

[da champ]

nope. you had prior plans. you win...for now.

it will be rescheduled and you will be going sooner or later.

 

[DarkGable]

Why can't you go to both? Chill with your family early afternoon, then hers later.

 

[knockoutking]

lol! I know about those boring ass parties...

Pimpin, next time choose your words carefully with these broads...

Learn to master your tongue...

Women can be like computers...they take it straight to the hard drive whatever you upload to em...

So saying that shit is stupid (which we know it is) would only prompt her to respond with "its your responsibility to be there for me"

Because she's thinking from a relationship aspect...now she compares like whenever you want her to watch a football game and she doesn't

Follow pimp?

You should say something like "Baby, I know this means alot to you but can we reschedule? I promised my cousin that I would hang for his bday"

You can get what you want from a woman

But you must learn to say the right things to her where she understands...

All she heard was "I don't want to be a part of this stupid ass dinner that YOU thought of"

So of course she's going to feel some kind of way...

Flip that homie...

Or work with her a little bit...tell her babe can we schedule it a little earlier or cut it short...I do want to be there for the dinner but I told my fam that I would hang as well"

Just saying...know how to talk to your woman...

You know her better than most or should at least

Its her friends bday dinner party where she told all her girls(my g/f bein one em) to invite their men to make it all corny and shit. Apparently the other dudes are so pussy wipped they agreed, now my girl gonna be the only one there w/o her man. I told her from jump I aint goin, so dont get all pissy when you actually realized im not goin. SHe just realized a few hours ago lol and she went off on me.

...you did already say you was gon' go, right?

nah, I told her from jump im not goin.

 

[twizza 77]

I would have said no from the jump, but now you're stuck. The only way you'll get out of it is, if you to the dinner party and leave early.

 

[knockoutking]

Why can't you go to both? Chill with your family early afternoon, then hers later.

dinner starts at 7 goes til whenever, then the girls wanna do couple shit after. My cousin has VIP at a club, with a bunch of bottles and all my fam gonna rock out all night. They both conflict. Is it selfish of me to choose the party over some gay dinner date? I kinda see what she's saying by me leaving her out to dry bein alone at a couples dinner shit, but this is too corny for me to attend. Imma have goose bumps at the level of corniness on show that day. Its like girls watch tv and movies looking for ideas to be as absolutely corny as possible all the while making their men miserable at the shit they have to go along with.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

Its her friends bday dinner party where she told all her girls(my g/f bein one em) to invite their men to make it all corny and shit. Apparently the other dudes are so pussy wipped they agreed, now my girl gonna be the only one there w/o her man. I told her from jump I aint goin, so dont get all pissy when you actually realized im not goin. SHe just realized a few hours ago lol and she went off on me.

Sometimes it isn't about being whipped...niggas probably don't want to hear their girls mouths on some real shit...

I'm just saying though homie, theres always a way to get your own way with a woman without her getting pissy

But fuck it pimpin, you want to put your foot down...put that shit down...

Just watch later, women never forget shit...she might try to give you grief over something you want to do at a later time

 

[p-tavern]

Just agree to go to the dinner party, make sure you drive, and then down a bottle of ipecac about a half hour before you get there. Make sure you puke all over for everyone to see it. Then tell her you feel like shit and gotta go, but don't want her to leave. Bounce, text her an hour later that you went to lay down at your mom's or something because you still felt sick, and that you'll see her in the morning. Reiterate that you hope she's having a good time and you're sorry you're missing it. Take it how you want from there.

If you're both on facebook or any of that shit, avoid cameras at all cost when you hit the party.

 

[knockoutking]

Sometimes it isn't about being whipped...niggas probably don't want to hear their girls mouths on some real shit...

I'm just saying though homie, theres always a way to get your own way with a woman without her getting pissy

But fuck it pimpin, you want to put your foot down...put that shit down...

Just watch later, women never forget shit...she might try to give you grief over something you want to do at a later time

lol i feel like if I dont stand firm im gonna be one of them pussy dudes who do w/e their girls says. It always starts with the compromising of shit you want to do, then before you know you dont have a nutsack any more. She worried that her friends are gonna talk shit on me for bein the only b/f to not show up, sayin it looks like I Dont care about her to not be there for her. Fuck that shit.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Naw bruh. It is not your responsibilty to go. Especially if u already wit your cousin to go his party b4 her get together.

 

[knockoutking]

Just agree to go to the dinner party, make sure you drive, and then down a bottle of ipecac about a half hour before you get there. Make sure you puke all over for everyone to see it. Then tell her you feel like shit and gotta go, but don't want her to leave. Bounce, text her an hour later that you went to lay down at your mom's or something because you still felt sick, and that you'll see her in the morning. Reiterate that you hope she's having a good time and you're sorry you're missing it. Take it how you want from there.

If you're both on facebook or any of that shit, avoid cameras at all cost when you hit the party.

lol I cant do both. The dinner is at some fancy restaurant like an hour out of town, my cousin live an hour out of town in the opposite direction, meaning its a two hour journey between the dinner and my cuzzo's party. Im not lookin to drive no where either, im lookin to get drunk and party all night. Not sit down, dressed all fancy, makin corny conversation with some dudes I dont know and their gf's. All of this is probably for some facebook photo ops to, for these girls to post and talk shit online.

 

[DarkGable]

dinner starts at 7 goes til whenever.

You can bullshit at that that get together till 9 or 10 then tell her "we bouncin". You know it takes a minute to get a club goin.

You just don't want to be around a bunch of lames I guess.

 

[mryounggun]

Its her friends bday dinner party where she told all her girls(my g/f bein one em) to invite their men to make it all corny and shit. Apparently the other dudes are so pussy wipped they agreed, now my girl gonna be the only one there w/o her man. I told her from jump I aint goin, so dont get all pissy when you actually realized im not goin. SHe just realized a few hours ago lol and she went off on me.

nah, I told her from jump im not goin.

Yeah, you good then.

 

[p-tavern]

lol I cant do both. The dinner is at some fancy restaurant like an hour out of town, my cousin live an hour out of town in the opposite direction, meaning its a two hour journey between the dinner and my cuzzo's party. Im not lookin to drive no where either, im lookin to get drunk and party all night. Not sit down, dressed all fancy, makin corny conversation with some dudes I dont know and their gf's. All of this is probably for some facebook photo ops to, for these girls to post and talk shit online.

Simple, drink the ipecac before you even leave the house then and puke all over the kitchen floor (easiest spot to clean it up from.) I meant avoid the pics at your cousin's party, so there's no proof. Be sure to still use the 'going to my mom's because I'm too damn sick to take care of myself' text as well.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

lol i feel like if I dont stand firm im gonna be one of them pussy dudes who do w/e their girls says. It always starts with the compromising of shit you want to do, then before you know you dont have a nutsack any more. She worried that her friends are gonna talk shit on me for bein the only b/f to not show up, sayin it looks like I Dont care about her to not be there for her. Fuck that shit.

I feel you pimp...

Yea her girls gonna talk shit...

And women love to show off their man because they talk about our asses all day long to their girls

But like I say, I feel ya pimp...

My pops told me to always use some pizazz on that shit...

You won't lose any nut sacks my nigga unless you give it...

Now if you care about the broad (be honest with yourself, cuz if you questioning you care about shorty) tell her you can only do a couple of hours due to prior engagements

Or to get real pimpish...have your cousin call you while you at the dinner like "Nigga, where you at?"

Just to drive the point home when you have already told her in the beginning

Let me just put it out there pimp

You're in a relationship...

See I choose not to be because of obligations like that...amongst other things...

But since you decided to be in one with her...

Play your role...you not going to be a simp nigga

You just giving your woman some support...

But when it comes time you feel that she just trying to get more out of you...

You knock that shit off in a heartbeat...

Yin and yang...

Keep the balance right my dude