Jerry "The King Lawler's greatest quotes

[Cigarello Slim]

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Lmao @ it's women like you that make men like Goldust

 

[PanchoYoSancho]

Owning the Harts......

"He just hit a dumbbell with a dumbbell."

"Helen tried to make French toast, but got her tongue stuck in the toaster." - On Helen Hart

"Helen Hart is so old, I heard she went shopping at an Antique Store and they kept her."

"Hey Stu (Hart), why dont you put your false teeth in backwards and eat yourself to death."

"Have you ever heard that when someone gets older, they try to act younger? Stu Hart must really believe that because now he is starting to wear diapers."

"I just saw a movie this past week about Stu and Helen's kids. 12 Monkeys."

 

[Ishi]

" I don't know what the 7 wonders of the world are, but I do know that Sunny has 2 of them!"

"She has a million dollar body, and a 10 cent face" - On Alundra Blayze

GOAT shit

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[earth two superman]

the funniest shit i ever saw him in was his reaction to mae young flashing everyone at survivor series one time. he turned around and in all seriousness told jim ross "JR stop her."

 

[Chi-Town Bully]

He much funnier as a heel, him as a face is corny

 

[5th Letter]

He used to go in on Jake the snake Roberts

 

[m. inferno]

Pure ether!

 

[m. inferno]

He used to go in on Jake the snake Roberts

i remember he beat Jake down and proceeded to pour Jim Beam down his throat (while Jake's alcohol problems were well and alive...)

it's pretty hard to watch

 

[Chi-Town Bully]

Lawler: You know J.R., obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions.

LAWLER: When Sunny was in school she wasn't very good in history, but she was great on dates!

(Jim Ross implies that Sunny is too young for Lawler)
LAWLER: I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

LAWLER: Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

LAWLER: He (Ahmed Johnson) has the IQ of 2 and it takes 3 just to grunt.

Lawler: What do Jake "The Snake" Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

 

[Already Home_17]

he used to say some wild shit about booker t when he was feuding with hhh. watch their match at wm19
he said something like "yeah you know booker t. the guy whose family portrait is a courtroom sketch"

 

[dalyricalbandit]

That nigga use to go in on Bret Hart's mom

 

[dalyricalbandit]

damn bots in here to i see the i.c shutting down for a upgrade soon

 

[m. inferno]

damn bots in here to i see the i.c shutting down for a upgrade soon

u already know smh

 

[earth two superman]

he used to say some wild shit about booker t when he was feuding with hhh. watch their match at wm19
he said something like "yeah you know booker t. the guy whose family portrait is a courtroom sketch"

bwahahahahahahaahah

 

[real ness]

Commenting on R-truth beating John Morrison

"we're seeing the complexion of this match change before our very eyes"

 

[smokelahoma]

damn bots in here to i see the i.c shutting down for a upgrade soon

man dont say that. if that happens then that faggot ak got an excuse to not get his ass whooped. in fact, where is that pussy at anyway? I aint seen her since Summerslam, she done fucked around a pulled a Christian.

 

[deeroc22]

man dont say that. if that happens then that faggot ak got an excuse to not get his ass whooped. in fact, where is that pussy at anyway? I aint seen her since Summerslam, she done fucked around a pulled a Christian.

LMAO yall still on that??

 

[TheIraq]

Puppies...................................

 

[TheIraq]

That nigga use to go in on Bret Hart's mom

Hell yea he was goin hard on Bret's mom and dad.... Shit was funny tho

 

[smokelahoma]

LMAO yall still on that??

yup, Im so sincere with this here. he started it and Imma end it.