is it possible i can pass this drug test in 2 weeks

[konceptjones]

no. You're fucked.

 

[The Prodigalson]

Yeah you can. I've done it in a week.

 

[The Prodigalson]

Unles they pull hair, then you fucked.

 

[Trillfate]

Go to a local smoke shop, they'll hook you up.

 

[Dupac]

Yeah you can. I've done it in a week.

i sweated the shit outta my system, sat in a steam room for like 2 hours a day, drinking like 2 gallons of water a day

 

[Crude_]

@MzGrahamBitches might suggest to you synthetic pee.

I'm not knowledgeable on it but apparently it works wonders on drug tests.

 

[lookdude]

I passed one after 2 weeks one time

 

[BlackAX410]

i sweated my shit out hoopin runnin hella full court games lls, its tricks ova heads use like tho Nioxin pills dat make u itch but cleans out ya system drinkin vinegar, drinkin cranberry juice is da main things i done heard i neva tried dat tho cuz my metabolism was always fast as shit

 

[Kat]

This is similar to what I use. Comes in a small bottle with a heating pack you can strap to it to keep it warm.

Tuck it right between my titties and it's all good, the bf just carried it in his back pocket when he went for his preemployment test.

It's a piss test for a job so they're not going to be super strict about watching you.

@Tommy Bilfiger..ya big ole baby.

 

[Knock_Twice]

Betta store somebody else piss...that's clean... I don't know how open testin is and if you can sneak it in or not

 

[Lou Cypher]

Cranberry Juice.

Lots of water

Niacin Pills Get the "No Flush" kind.

Work out.

It really depends how fat you are/how much you smoke. Like a poster said above tho, go to head shops. they will have a cleaner that will give you clean piss for about 2 pisses. Ask them directions on how to use it, some are different.

If none of these options will work for you, you can buy fake piss or have a clean friend pee for you and keep in in a visine bottle. tape it near your nuts/between your legs so you can get it body temperature.

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

T/S Stop smokin immediately and cop ready clean 2 weeks is plenty of time.

 

[rico_ENS]

bruh u got 2 weeks n u scared,u gotta be a young buck, u got enough time to get a real detox n clean the square way but the real nigga way is to wait the last minute if u have any kids/boys have them pee in a ziplock bag keep that shit in warm water then put that shit by ur balls nh this would keep the temp near body temp n wala u got that $9/hour job bruh bruh good luck...

 

[Matt-]

lol yes. once i only had a weeks notice and drank nothing but water, didn't use any detox shit and passed it.

another time it was random, and i was smoking probably 3-4 days a week, and still passed it.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Water pills.

 

[Tommy bilfiger]

Last time I took a drug test they made me empty my pockets,then jump up and down and do some new edition type of maneuver.If you storin piss you better tape it up tight like u smugglin zips or somethin

 

[konceptjones]

Unles they pull hair, then you fucked.

This is what I was thinking of. I just went through it myself for this new job. Hair samples will have you royally fucked.

 

[nawledge_god]

You May Have Fellate The Head Of HR (No Pun Intended/No Homo)

 

[lookdude]

bruh u got 2 weeks n u scared,u gotta be a young buck, u got enough time to get a real detox n clean the square way but the real nigga way is to wait the last minute if u have any kids/boys have them pee in a ziplock bag keep that shit in warm water then put that shit by ur balls nh this would keep the temp near body temp n wala u got that $9/hour job bruh bruh good luck...

it's actually 11

 

[Down South Slangin]

I know two partners on Probation, I WATCH them smoke a day before there drug tests and pass it everytime.

One word, Cerrasee , it's a plant

Any real hood nigga or dread know bout this