I went to the club yesterday

[_Lefty]

Man, with all due respect. I don't know what you be shootin for. But I know you're missing the target.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Lmfao @ we was both high on drugs and alcohol.

"We smoked a bunch of them weed drugs"

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Lmso this nigga need to write a children's book

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

"We was high on Cocaine Marijuana Everything Vodka ."

 

[Arya Tsaddiq]

he start punch me as i dodge the punches i didnt want to punch back but soon as he hit me on the face i also took of my shirt and start punchin but it end me gettin knocked since the nigga rolemodel mike tyson, FUCKing bitch nigga. I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance & walks up to her. I took her hand start dancin & laughin but nah she said "GET OF ME I*VE GOT A BOYFRIEND"? nigga what? i was hurt as fuck, was bout to cry , i told her wtchu u talkin bout??

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

I'm over here dying laughing yo almost got tears in my eyes lol

 

[Dupac]

but it end me gettin knocked since the nigga rolemodel mike tyson, FUCKing bitch nigga. I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance

this part right here though......

 

[The Lonious Monk]

I give the OP a GOAT. It reads like it was written by a methed out 3rd grader, but witnessing some shit like that in real life would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[englishdude]

Story took a hell of a turn at the end there buddy, shit.... Just mobbed a chick in a toilet stall for her jewels and house keys lol.

I knew this was made by you by the title.... You're on a role but you over saturate you'll become stale.

 

[Dupac]

yo this was such an unexpected laugh

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

This nigga got a hell of an imagination.

I bet he can Freestyle his ass off . . .

 

[englishdude]

This kids got a hell of an imagination.

I bet he can Freestyle yodel his ass off . . .

Fixed for you buddy.

 

[T. Sanford]

I'm on mobile. Somebody deliver the thread with the Nasir Jones dance gif

 

[Dupac]

 

[Busta Carmichael]

"We was high on Cocaine Marijuana Everything Vodka ."

but it end me gettin knocked since the nigga rolemodel mike tyson, FUCKing bitch nigga. I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance

These 2 right here made my day

 

[Purr]

Lmmmaaoo

 

[JonnyRoccIT]

He was High on Vodka tho . . .

 

[movinonup]

Lmao

 

[Parallel]

Damn man I'm glad you're okay, shit sounded dangerous.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

Lmao

Who u?