I mean seriously, are there any single ladies wit NO kids available???

[PURP_L_A_BOL]

yeah you have to find a girl before she turns 21 man... and like you said covet her...

dont release her... she will become pregnant within 6 months of being in the wild.

The girl Im nurturing right now is about to turn 20 in 2 months... shes a unique preserved 8.5 with a keen wit for avoiding predators.

 

[oldhead77]

It's so commonplace where Im from it gets to the point and sad-to-say if I see a woman these days with no kids I'm 50/50 on the shit.

One-side says "damn they still make you???"

The other side says " oh shit she must be crazy"

Hate to say it like that but I'm not bullshitting.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

Dog, these women holding their kids like they grocery bags around the way...

Not to mentioned the leashed kids...that shit cracks me up

Some got 5 of dem lil fuckers running around them...

I see da ass and I know why

Single women are rare breeds

Shit you now the science...cats nuttin up in broads in a heartbeat...

Nothing worse than feeling old and married when a chick says to you "ok lets hurry and fuck because the kids be home soon; we got 30 mins"

lord jesus woman

 

[Bussy_Getta]

ugh i dont want kids till im 35

 

[oldhead77]

Dog, these women holding their kids like they grocery bags around the way...

Not to mentioned the leashed kids...that shit cracks me up

Some got 5 of dem lil fuckers running around them...

I see da ass and I know why

Single women are rare breeds

Shit you now the science...cats nuttin up in broads in a heartbeat...

Nothing worse than feeling old and married when a chick says to you "ok lets hurry and fuck because the kids be home soon; we got 30 mins"

lord jesus woman

@ bolded....brings my point home

 

[cobbland]

I dunno how it is in y'all area, but it seems like there's a shortage goin on. Finding a single woman (a sista at that) wit no kids nowadays, is like finding a rare animal species. Imma start capture, tagging them, and releasing these rare breed of women back in the wild man. Radio signal on their ear (disguised at an earring), just so I can keep track of them.

So am I the only one who feels the same way? Please get back to me wit tour responses.

You'll find them at college campuses, libraries, and volunteer centers.
Don't know where else to check though!

 

[leftcoastkev]

I collect them bitches and hide 'em. I got about 7 in my closet and 4 in the garage. Sorry. You lost.

No but seriously, this post does hold some weight...........

yeah you have to find a girl before she turns 21 man... and like you said covet her...
dont release her... she will become pregnant within 6 months of being in the wild.
The girl Im nurturing right now is about to turn 20 in 2 months... shes a unique preserved 8.5 with a keen wit for avoiding predators.

LOL...You better bring out them cuffs......cuz if you don't another nigga will.....then you gon be running in the wild huntin soiled mates...smelling like the last nigga territory...

Either that or if the girl is over 23 with no kids, she's had at least 1 abortion........at least 2 by 24.......still a potential win tho... but by 26 the bitch gon give up and have the baby cuz her stock getting old.....she held out too long for mr right and at least mr wrong will work wit government assistance.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

i know they stay talkin about how its rare to find a brotha with no kids. but the same can be said about women. i've dated women wit a kids. but i now i'm getting tired of it. u can't really do what u want. go out when u want. honestly when i do come across a woman wit no kids, i'm literally shocked, and delighted the same time.

 

[-Vincenzo-]

go for higher class girls, it's mostly bitches that grew up around that coonery that emulate their surroundings

 

[Rey Negro]

yeah you have to find a girl before she turns 21 man... and like you said covet her...

dont release her... she will become pregnant within 6 months of being in the wild.

The girl Im nurturing right now is about to turn 20 in 2 months... shes a unique preserved 8.5 with a keen wit for avoiding predators.

real shit.....especially with black chicks. no beef.

told my ex we had a deal if we aint get married by 30, we'd tie the knot. she said cool, as long as I was cool with no kids til 40. Said she couldn't imagine having children.

This was last year. She got a 2 month old babygirl now. LOL. We only 23.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

yea darkone360

da worst is when you fuckin the shit outta the broad on some silent movie Charlie Chaplin shit...

shit get good but you gotta calm down cuz the bed starts squeakin or the headboard knocks..

she pillow grabbing like a maphuka like its an emergency call

fuck da shit outta this couga with her kids in the next room, felt like I was in a porn that was on mute and shit...

the worst

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Maybe im the only one, but i dont mind if a chick got kids. I like kids better than adults cuz they keep it all the way real, if they like you, its genuine and if they dont they wont front like they do. For some reason kids and animals naturally do what i say so i've never had problems. But if she's a good woman, i wont be meeting her babies til we get serious.

Chick with kids = I know shes fuckin

You can already see what kind of mother she would be if yall ever had a child.

Plus if she got 2 or more and she's a hood chick you know she gon have hella food stamps on deck first of the month u already know we eatin good.

Chick with no kids = Might not be fuckin

If you do knock her up, you have NO IDEA what kind of mother she gonna be.

I only date women 25 and up and in my experience, if a chick dont have kids by 25 she's typically Mentally Unstable, Selfish/Childish, or Stuck up.

 

[PILL_COSBY]

i know they stay talkin about how its rare to find a brotha with no kids. but the same can be said about women. i've dated women wit a kids. but i now i'm getting tired of it. u can't really do what u want. go out when u want. honestly when i do come across a woman wit no kids, i'm literally shocked, and delighted the same time.

.....................

Maybe im the only one, but i dont mind if a chick got kids. I like kids better than adults cuz they keep it all the way real, if they like you, its genuine and if they dont they wont front like they do. For some reason kids and animals naturally do what i say so i've never had problems. But if she's a good woman, i wont be meeting her babies til we get serious.

Chick with kids = I know shes fuckin
You can already see what kind of mother she would be if yall ever had a child.
Plus if she got 2 or more and she's a hood chick you know she gon have hella food stamps on deck first of the month u already know we eatin good.

Chick with no kids = Might not be fuckin
If you do knock her up, you have NO IDEA what kind of mother she gonna be.
I only date women 25 and up and in my experience, if a chick dont have kids by 25 she's typically Mentally Unstable, Selfish/Childish, or Stuck up.

yeah bruh, dudes who think like you are rare. On the bright side if niggas like you didn't exist than a lot of reformed hos would be shit out of luck and lonely.

yeah you have to find a girl before she turns 21 man...

it's 2011 bruh, lower that number.

 

[JadaRoss]

Most girls say they want a "good guy", but when they meet him they keep him in the friend zone, chase after jerks, and end up heartbroken

 

[MissLeading]

Single woman with no kids post...

Of course I don't plan on having any children so the only thing that's going to change will probably be my relationship status...

But I understand what you're saying, I see it a lot where I live but I actually know a decent amount of women without children. A few where I work at and some Im friends with...

 

[JadaRoss]

its an epidemic, especially when u get into higher age brackets...
lol@living with a mistake for 18+ years and trying to play it off like your lifes joy...

then they want some Good Guy to save them

 

[Truerap]

I still a kid in some way so why would I have one shit crazy.

My ex who is 17 told me she want to have kids with me and that she could get a job at Walmart and shit.

I was like chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll wit that.

 

[J-GUTTA]

Man yo I had one that got away due to me trying to do the right thing and work things out with my X. Chick was bad looked like Nia Long, no kids, owned a spot (in a shit neighborhood but non the less), working on her Masters, and NO KIDS. But my heart fucked that up. She was bad I always wonder what if B.

 

[Mr.LV]

Man yo I had one that got away due to me trying to do the right thing and work things out with my X. Chick was bad looked like Nia Long, no kids, owned a spot (in a shit neighborhood but non the less), working on her Masters, and NO KIDS. But my heart fucked that up. She was bad I always wonder what if B.

Yeah you definitely let that slipped through the cracks.

 

[deaththreats]

Man yo I had one that got away due to me trying to do the right thing and work things out with my X. Chick was bad looked like Nia Long, no kids, owned a spot (in a shit neighborhood but non the less), working on her Masters, and NO KIDS. But my heart fucked that up. She was bad I always wonder what if B.

Damn you fumbled like Thurman Thomas on that one playboy.........I got a few "what if chicks" too though