i layed underneath a glass table and watched my girl take a boo boo.

[earth two superman]

splat! lmao

 

[fiat_money]

Props on not being deterred by the smell.

 

[Iheart~Cali]

congratulations

 

[tyj81]

i love you iheartcali. i want to marry you. i would be honored if you took a shit on me and pee pee on my chest. you are beautiful. when i look at you i dont see any flaws. do you still have that porn video of you? you were so sexy in that movie