i know im late on this but..

[[Trillmatic]]

about wiz khalifas single---

"Ayo whattup this Deini the Wally Champ namsayin aka Stapleton’s Finest. Ayo I aint really got no problems wit the nigga Wizz Kalifrah nahmeans. Matter fact I aint really know who the nigga was til bout 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. But yo jus so i aint step on this nigga toes or nothin like that…cos the god sincerely wish the little nigga the utmost success n alla that but yo Imma hafta keep it really 100 wit yalls. This Roll Up shit kinda soft namsayin. By that a nigga mean you could probably rock a cryin baby to sleep wit this shit nahmeans. This some shit for the nurseries n shit namsayin. Ayo a nigga listen to this shit at the wrong time n he liable to start hangin one them posters wit the little babies dressed like animals n vegetables n shit on they walls. A nigga might go cop one them calendars wit the kittens dressed up like they firemen n hang that shit in the hallway namsayin. Ayo this shit be like the shit yall hear in Calgon commercials n shit. Shit sounds like it was produced by muthafuckin Yanni or some shit. Nigga soundin like he gon get muthafuckin Enya n Barbra Streisand to jump on the remix n shit. This like some shit they play in the room when bitches be givin birth n shit. What niggas supposed to do with this shit light candles n soak in a tub by they fuckin selves n shit? Nahmeans. Bitches gon think they can slap a nigga around if they hear a nigga knockin this shit voluntarily n shit. Word bond. A nigga gon grow titties listenin to this kinds a shit. Ayo muthafuckin Lubriderm called n wanna know if they can bottle ya soft ass song nigga. Muthafuckin Hostess wanna know if they can use ya soft ass song to fill Twinkies n shit. Fuck outta here wit this shit nigga. Ayo word bond Staten island niggas dont play this shit son nahmeans. Word. Ayo we punch the sidewalk when we happy nigga. Thats a good day nigga! Ayo we eat broken glass when we in a good mood nigga! Thats real talk. Niggas be shootin at each other when we be sayin hi to each other to keep niggas sharp. We test each others reflexes n keep niggas on they toes n shit nahmeans! Thats love nigga. Thats real family values muthafucka! Yall soft serve niggas dont know nothin bout that. This some shit for niggas to braid they other niggas hair to. Word.Aight peace."

 

[bankrupt baller]

lmao

*waits for draks stans to get mad*

 

[[Trillmatic]]

"Ayo whattup this Deini the Wally Champ namsayin aka Stapleton’s Finest. Ayo I aint really got no problems wit the nigga Wizz Kalifrah nahmeans. Matter fact I aint really know who the nigga was til bout 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. But yo jus so i aint step on this nigga toes or nothin like that…cos the god sincerely wish the little nigga the utmost success n alla that but yo Imma hafta keep it really 100 wit yalls. This Roll Up shit kinda soft namsayin. By that a nigga mean you could probably rock a cryin baby to sleep wit this shit nahmeans. This some shit for the nurseries n shit namsayin. Ayo a nigga listen to this shit at the wrong time n he liable to start hangin one them posters wit the little babies dressed like animals n vegetables n shit on they walls. A nigga might go cop one them calendars wit the kittens dressed up like they firemen n hang that shit in the hallway namsayin. Ayo this shit be like the shit yall hear in Calgon commercials n shit. Shit sounds like it was produced by muthafuckin Yanni or some shit. Nigga soundin like he gon get muthafuckin Enya n Barbra Streisand to jump on the remix n shit. This like some shit they play in the room when bitches be givin birth n shit. What niggas supposed to do with this shit light candles n soak in a tub by they fuckin selves n shit? Nahmeans. Bitches gon think they can slap a nigga around if they hear a nigga knockin this shit voluntarily n shit. Word bond. A nigga gon grow titties listenin to this kinds a shit. Ayo muthafuckin Lubriderm called n wanna know if they can bottle ya soft ass song nigga. Muthafuckin Hostess wanna know if they can use ya soft ass song to fill Twinkies n shit. Fuck outta here wit this shit nigga. Ayo word bond Staten island niggas dont play this shit son nahmeans. Word. Ayo we punch the sidewalk when we happy nigga. Thats a good day nigga! Ayo we eat broken glass when we in a good mood nigga! Thats real talk. Niggas be shootin at each other when we be sayin hi to each other to keep niggas sharp. We test each others reflexes n keep niggas on they toes n shit nahmeans! Thats love nigga. Thats real family values muthafucka! Yall soft serve niggas dont know nothin bout that. This some shit for niggas to braid they other niggas hair to. Word.Aight peace"

 

[I.B. Blackman]

LMAOOOOOOOO!! I was gonna quote a couple lines but the whole damn blog is a quotable in itself hell.... Awww man, i need this this morning... *props*

"Ayo we aint no homophobe niggas but straight up if the nigga U-God say to the god ayo Tony ya makin me nervous n shit I would had gone n smacked that nigga in his throat n shit. I’da put the stallions on that nigga. Nigga would had gotten thrown through five walls n come out of a room 3 doors away from where he was n shit namsayin. Only two reasons why niggas be makin other niggas nervous n that shit either cos the nigga wearin a wire or he a homo nigga. Word bond."

 

[DatNiggaB1]

LMAOOOoooOoo

How do I put 5 stars o this shit!!!!

ole backseat ass nigga

 

[[Trillmatic]]

damn yo mods approve my posts

 

[[Trillmatic]]

Ayo whattup this Deini the Wally Champ namsayin aka Stapleton’s Finest. Ayo I aint really got no problems wit the nigga Wizz Kalifrah nahmeans. Matter fact I aint really know who the nigga was til bout 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. But yo jus so i aint step on this nigga toes or nothin like that…cos the god sincerely wish the little nigga the utmost success n alla that but yo Imma hafta keep it really 100 wit yalls. This Roll Up shit kinda soft namsayin. By that a nigga mean you could probably rock a cryin baby to sleep wit this shit nahmeans. This some shit for the nurseries n shit namsayin. Ayo a nigga listen to this shit at the wrong time n he liable to start hangin one them posters wit the little babies dressed like animals n vegetables n shit on they walls. A nigga might go cop one them calendars wit the kittens dressed up like they firemen n hang that shit in the hallway namsayin. Ayo this shit be like the shit yall hear in Calgon commercials n shit. Shit sounds like it was produced by muthafuckin Yanni or some shit. Nigga soundin like he gon get muthafuckin Enya n Barbra Streisand to jump on the remix n shit. This like some shit they play in the room when bitches be givin birth n shit. What niggas supposed to do with this shit light candles n soak in a tub by they fuckin selves n shit? Nahmeans. Bitches gon think they can slap a nigga around if they hear a nigga knockin this shit voluntarily n shit. Word bond. A nigga gon grow titties listenin to this kinds a shit. Ayo muthafuckin Lubriderm called n wanna know if they can bottle ya soft ass song nigga. Muthafuckin Hostess wanna know if they can use ya soft ass song to fill Twinkies n shit. Fuck outta here wit this shit nigga. Ayo word bond Staten island niggas dont play this shit son nahmeans. Word. Ayo we punch the sidewalk when we happy nigga. Thats a good day nigga! Ayo we eat broken glass when we in a good mood nigga! Thats real talk. Niggas be shootin at each other when we be sayin hi to each other to keep niggas sharp. We test each others reflexes n keep niggas on they toes n shit nahmeans! Thats love nigga. Thats real family values muthafucka! Yall soft serve niggas dont know nothin bout that. This some shit for niggas to braid they other niggas hair to. Word.Aight peace.

 

[[Trillmatic]]

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/

thats the website

 

[Kame]

LMAO is this real?

I kinda believe it too..........

 

[MC The Rapper]

I just check out ghost blog, pure comedy nahmen

 

[Bcotton5]

ROFLMAO! yo this nigga blog is hilarious! This the funniest shit I ever read

you gotta click the link to see the pictures with the shit!

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/02/ayo-top-10-softest-niggas-in-game.html

Ayo the top 10 softest niggas in the game!

Ayo whattup yall this Big Ghostface nahmean. P-Tone is now officially in the buildin once again. Lock ya women up n all that. Ayo the god was lampin on his thrones n shit when it occurred to a nigga that there a lot a high profile ass soft niggas in the game thats basically floatin under niggas radars n shit. N bein that a nigga aint condone those types a actions too much the god been doin his part to expose these niggas n things of those natures nahmean. Word. Imma find these niggas n Imma bring them out they little closets n pull they masks off for yalls. So Imma address this shit one time for yalls.

10. Kid Cudi

Ayo Cudi aka Kid Cuddli at the bottom of the list right here. Ayo no offense cos the god actually dont hate this nigga or nothin...but the nigga joints is softer than cotton panties son. It aint even like the nigga wack tho. He jus soft. The nigga do be evenin his shit out from time to time tho...so he get that coveted #10 spot for that shit namsayin. The nigga did serve a nigga in the crowd at his show wit the 1 piece combo so Imma give him that credit where its due n shit namsayin. Even tho that shit probably aint leave a mark on that nigga. That shit mussa took the nigga some heart at least nahmean.

9. Big Sean

Ayo n then we got this nigga Big Sean namsayin. Ayo once again it aint like the god feel like he need to smack this nigga or nothin but the nigga whole aura jus moist son. The nigga look like a victim n shit. This niggas more Sean than Big if yall hear what a nigga sayin here. Word to Puff son. Ayo the nigga be spittin ey now n then n he gotta a couple gems n shit but that super duper shit was played the fuck out 5 minutes after this nigga birthed it g. Ayo thanks for that shit nigga.

8. Mickey Factz

Ayo this nigga Mickey at the bottom half of the list too cos the nigga actually got a couple hard joints n shit (pause). But the nigga also got a lotta wack techno nigga joints n shit that the god be disapprovin namsayin. N also for the fact that the nigga was weepin in a corner while Rae n his niggas was runnin up on Joey Buddens when that shit popped off at Rock The Bells n shit. Ayo the nigga should be ashamed of hisself son. But he aint the worst or nothin like that.

7. Asher Roth

Ayo this snow nigga Asher gets points for stayin true to his own crackerjack self n shit. But he still a marshmallow ass muthafucka. Ayo its like this nigga made out of baby powder namsayin. This nigga is human baby powder in the flesh son. If you aint under the age of 22 n dont have no vagina you basically aint got no excuses to be listenin to this dudes music. Bumpin this niggas shit in the whip wit ya windows down is broad repellant my nig. Even if a broad might like this dudes music they still aint gon find that shit attractive fam. Broads also like nylons n thongs n shit but they aint wanna see niggas rockin those nahmean. This dudes music is like thongs son....you might appreciate that shit when a broad rockin em but you dont wanna put the shit on yaself b.

6. Charles Hamilton

Ayo this nigga played hisself tryin to battle niggas in they barber shops n for pretendin he was feelin Dillas ghost inside hisself n shit. The niggas takin mad fuckin Ls left right n center son but...ya know how they be sayin a picture speaks a thousand words n shit....

5. Wale

Ayo this nigga scared of females n probably cries when he fucks. Straight up.

4. Wiz Khalifa

Ayo 1...this nigga whole style is straight baby thighs son. Straight up. He might got some songs that yall might enjoy n shit but he a straight glitter blooded nigga wit a bullshit ass rhyme book when it come down to it nahmean. The nigga got yall fooled tho so I aint gon step on the nigga toes too much n shit but if you got male genitalia n shit n you listen to this nigga music you a vic nahmean. This nigga done flashed his wand on you. Or you mighta caught a contact off that fairy dust the niggas smokin.

3. Drake

Ayo what more you gon say bout this nigga?

2. Wheelchair Jimmy

The nigga makes lambs look dangerous.

1. Drake

Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness nigga took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this nigga. But I wish the nigga success n long as he stay out a nigga way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the nigga stop droppin vagina bombs on niggas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
Aight peace.

 

[lamontbdc]

we need to get ghost a 30 minute talk show

 

[Bcotton5]

my new favorite blog

Ayo whattup yall its Ghostface aka Big Tone Montana nahmean. Ayo first off a nigga wanna congratulate these little niggas for gettin they feet in the door nahmean. Cos that shit aint easy wit...you know...the internet bein accessible to any ol stupid nigga on the face of the earth n every second muthafucka you meet tryin to slide you they beats for free n shit. Ayo these new producer niggas is ready to pay rappers to use they beats n shit namsayin. So yeah the god realize that these little niggas mussa had a hard time wit niggas givin em free beats n muthafuckas offerin to shoot they little videos for nothin n then havin they little weed carrier niggas clickin they mouse to throw they shit on youtube for em n shit. Ayo these little niggas was strugglin hard nahmean. Wasnt easy for these little niggas namsayin. Not like back in the day when niggas jus had to kidnap a&r niggas to get them to listen to they shit n labels was jerkin muthafuckas n shit. Wasnt easy for these little niggas like it was back in the day when niggas jus had to pay out they ass for studio time n then press they own shit n smack DJ niggas in they face if they aint play the shit niggas was makin nahmean. Ayo so congrats to these niggas namsayin. Ayo the god happy for them n shit. But on the real these is some unphotogenic muthafuckas nahmean. Yo son I aint gon say which niggas is which but there gotta be at least 4 or 5 extra chromosomes in that room between those niggas nahmean. N truth be told I respect a few of these niggas namsayin. That nigga wit the head the size of a watermelon can spit n shit nahmean. N the Compton nigga go hard n shit. The nigga KRIT nice too. The pop the trunk snow nigga got talent n shit nahmean. The Based God nigga just on some lunatic shit but I aint wanna throw the nigga off a plane or nothin. But the Toot It n Boot It nigga....damn son. Are we runnin outta niggas that rap n shit? Are we scrapin the absolute bottom of the fuckin barrels n shit now son? Ayo the nigga sounds like he just started learnin to rap 5 minutes ago n shit namsayin. The nigga be makin Waka Flocka sound like Andre 3000 n shit. N this Lil Twist nigga...come on b. Muthafuckas is like ayo Tone the little nigga young n shit....you gotta let that little nigga grow n shit nahmean. Ayo fuck that shit namsayin. Son is like18 nigga. Ayo yall know what Rakim was doin when he was 18 nigga? He was makin Paid In Full muthafucka. LL Cool J was makin Rock The Bells when that nigga couldnt even get his license n shit yet (nahmean Diggy?). Niggas was really pushin theyselves n shit. Ayo yall heard what Nas was doin when he was 18 son? Come on g. That nigga was a animal son. One time I was chillin wit the nigga n he grabbed a pigeon off the balcony railing n bit the birds head off n shit. The nigga was hungry like that nahmean. Nigga was eatin pigeons n drinkin Castrol in the studio nahmean. These niggas jumpin to young niggas defenses like that is gon need some other shit to lean on nahmean. Ayo somebody teach these niggas how to spit. N yo that little retarded lookin snow nigga thats down Wiz Khalifa n shit be makin songs thats softer than Aubreys palms son. Word bond half these niggas is either some straight garbage ass niggas or they on that moist towelette shit. These is some mud mask wearin cucumber slices on they eyes havin soft ass niggas right here. The nigga Wiz done introduced his man to that spa rap he be makin n shit too. Ayo the shit is real son. Its 2011 my niggas n spa rap is takin over namsayin. Niggas beats is soundin like lullabies wit soft ass snares n kicks on them nahmean. N on the other side of that coin we got these Meek Mill type niggas wit they I BE YUH HA DUH HEY I GOT NUH YUH YEH UH MEH YEH YOU JUS TUH NEH YUH HEH TEH YO BITCH YEH MA DEH HEY NAY HAY types a shit. Ayo son be makin a nigga ears hurt my g. The god dont be understandin that nigga period. N no offense to that nigga CyHi n shit but the nigga jus so average a nigga be forgettin he there n shit nahmean. The niggas like the muthafucka in Wham that wasnt George Michael n shit nahmean. Ayo but he a humble dude n shit namsayin. So I repsect that nigga. But Staten niggas dont play that soft shit nigga. We eat barbells nigga! We bathe in razor blades nigga! Fuck outta here nigga!
Aight peace.

 

[I.B. Blackman]

Man this nigga Ghost hate Drake with a PASSION.... He mention cat in like every blog he do... *rollin*

"The nigga Drake aint built like that tho. He just a Yoshi nigga nahmean. Niggas like Drake was gettin ponies for they birthdays n shit. The nigga had a happy sweet sixteenth party n shit. The nigga was cakin off his bar mitzvah n shit. Nigga was gettin that hebrew dough from his relatives n shit. So the nigga aint knew no hardships like that. He a disney nigga namsayin."

"How come the soft nigga Drake aint win r&b album of the year? Or how they keep that marshmallow nigga Drake from gettin roasted when he standin next to that big ass campfire n shit? Or why that tutti frutti nigga Drake allowed on the stage when they aint have the god rockin one his classic joints up there like that?"

"Dipset niggas shit playin nahmean. Niggas need those anthems for holdin down they blocks. Niggas aint gon lift boulders n slap pitbulls to no Aubrey shit nahmean. A nigga wit a name like Aubrey only gon be capable of developin so much testosterones nahmean."

 

[wizv.2]

...we just gon act like Ghostface don't have classics blogs? lol

about drake--

"Ayo whattup internet niggas its ya big homie Ghostface aka Theodore Deini the Wallabee Champ. Ayo I just seen this video wit that nigga Drake talkin foul bout his elders n shit. Nigga be splashin his cologne on niggas nahmean. Nigga tryna rub his cologne on niggas n keep his ass in the picture namsayin. He like that nigga in the backseat of the car pokin his head between the front seats tryna stay in the conversation wit front seat niggas nahmeans. Ayo the niggas Jay n Kanye be front seat niggas. Niggas got seat warmers n shit. Niggas can change the station on the car stereo n shit namsayin. The nigga Drake be tryna play wit the knobs on the stereo nahmeans. The nigga can’t adjust the heat controls n shit cos he a backseat nigga namsayin. Nigga you look out the side windows nahmeans. You aint built for windshield views n shit. Niggas like Drake aint built for the front seat. Nigga in the back with the child locks n shit. You aint no airbag havin nigga Drake. You need niggas permissions n shit to crack ya windows nahmeans. Niggas need to open ya doors nigga. Muthafuckas in the front seats open they own doors nahmean. Front seat niggas got legroom nahmean. Niggas push back they seats n take ya legroom nahmean. Ayo Drake niggas is takin ya legroom if they see ya ass. Ya backseat ass nigga. Ayo before I even go on wit that why the fuck this nigga always be gruntin when he say that nigga Wayne name n shit? Nigga be droppin his little anecdotes n shit n the muthafuckin stories always be some shit where the nigga gotta start gruntin n groanin bout that nigga nahmeans. Nigga talkin bout how the other nigga be makin the muthafucka nervous n shit. Ayo when niggas was makin joints like Protect Ya Neck n Reunited n shit niggas wasn’t in the studio gruntin n makin fuck faces over the other niggas darts n shit. Niggas wasn’t lookin at other niggas in the studio like ayo god ya makin a muthafucka weak in the knees wit that shit namsayin. Wasn’t no niggas talkin bout how they gettin all tingly n shit when a nigga spit his darts. Ayo we aint no homophobe niggas but straight up if the nigga U-God say to the god ayo Tony ya makin me nervous n shit I would had gone n smacked that nigga in his throat n shit. I’da put the stallions on that nigga. Nigga would had gotten thrown through five walls n come out of a room 3 doors away from where he was n shit namsayin. Only two reasons why niggas be makin other niggas nervous n that shit either cos the nigga wearin a wire or he a homo nigga. Word bond."

Yo this is probably the funniest shit I read in recent times. Ghost done made a nigga day with this....I don't think I ever laughed so hard sitting in front of a computer...

Ghostface > Charlie Sheen

 

[Bcotton5]

the top 10 softest list is hilarious, nigga put a picture of Ellen Degeneres for Asher Roth

 

[t. webb]

5. Wale

ayo this nigga scared of females n probably cries when he fucks. Straight up.

***dead***

 

[Kame]

Yo this is probably the funniest shit I read in recent times. Ghost done made a nigga day with this....I don't think I ever laughed so hard sitting in front of a computer...

Ghostface > Charlie Sheen

FOH with that wackass assessment

 

[I.B. Blackman]

Yo this is probably the funniest shit I read in recent times. Ghost done made a nigga day with this....I don't think I ever laughed so hard sitting in front of a computer...

Ghostface > Charlie Sheen

.....................

 

[I.B. Blackman]

foh with that wackass assessment

lmaoooooooo!