Husband catches his wife & her pastor having sex in daughters bedroom so he went & got that roscoe…

[konceptjones]

He might be molesting little boys and girls and using church money on his new house.....but he can deliver dat werd

 

[The_Jackal]

One of the problems with protestants. You can't be saved by a preacher who himself can't follow the word.

 

[konceptjones]

still aint got nothing on that african church where all the women were bent over so the pastor could kiss their buttcheeks or something

oh werd???!!!

Guess it's time for me to start a choich. Drive a Bentley, designer fits, private jet, fat ass crib, and I get to fondle as much ass as I can manage???

 

[skpjr78]

He might be molesting little boys and girls and using church money on his new house.....but he can deliver dat werd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4eR94mwYkg

lmfao at the lady moving the baby out the way at 2:33 and the preacher looking like fat man scoop. black christians take another L.

 

[kzzl]

That plumb chocolate thang on the end, I'd work those flabs like handle bars.

 

[konceptjones]

That plumb chocolate thang on the end, I'd work those flabs like handle bars.

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan look... It wouldn't have been no "let me kiss your ass to get a good man", it would have been "let me put the tip in and be blessed with a good husband"

 

[(Nope)]

Ok I'm gonna be honest. My pastor is a hoe. He's married and I know for a fact he knocked down a sunday school teacher. But he's in his 70s and is fine as hell so I almost kinda get it. The old ladies practically throw themselves at him. I just don't give to the collection cause I know he aint shit. But as a minister, I love his sermons.... I dont care.

I see this nigga all the time, trying to come off as smooth, but I react to them Like I do the police

And I am certain that when you see him, it's somewhere doing something great in the community.

Yeah like running a ponzy scheme and stealing $3M from 900 people in the community. Fohwtbs. You better than this OB or at least I thought you were. You sound like one of those bitter ass, Waiting To Exhale, Madea watching ass broads who love sitting around talking about how brothers aint shit while simultaneously going to church in your fuck 'em dress smiling at the first lady while trying your best to fuck bishop booty eater behind her back.

There's a reason that it's so many single, guilible lonely ass women and faggots in the church. Pastor is pushing that men are dogs sit harder than anyone to get his dick wet and keep his wallet inflated. Black christians will do anything white folks tell them so since white christians have been practicing homosexuality and abusing children for centuries these weak minded, approval seeking, slave ass slaves are now pushing that same perverted bullshit on their congregations and communities and now you have more faggots in the church than fathers.

The black white jesus worshipping pastor is and for the most part has always been one of the most cancerous and destructive members of our community. From being massa's mouthpiece and plantation snitch to excusing and justifying all kinds of white folks approved immorality to participating in turning the black family against itself the black christian preacher has in many cases been our own worst enemy. Miss me with the bullshit.

Make that more succinct. Just say "I was having fantasies and you hurt my feelings."

 

[(Nope)]

Oh and @obnoxiouslyfresh normally you really do present good arguments for things...but you can't go from saying you're a woman of principle in the thread about boycotting Uber to in this thread going this hard defending a pastor who is knowingly not leading in the way a leader should because you think he's attractive and can talk slick enough to make you look past his flaws. This is probably the first time I can say you really do fit a negative stereotype of a black woman and I've seen you posting here for a long ass time defying many stereotypes these niggas throw at you...but on this one you fell right into it.

Actually, I wasn't defending him. I was defending myself against those who can't fathom how someone doesn't care about their pastor's marital indiscretions... which I'm sure is in line with what they believe is a minster's purpose, and that's where we differ. Discovering a corporation openly supports evil, for any reason, is cause to boycott them, or at least it is in my belief. To me, that's really simple and someone's marriage not being my business is also very simple.

@obnoxiouslyfresh you're good. You're not responsible for other peoples' feelings. This is some shit we do as men. We really want women to hold our feelings because we had expectations or fantasies of who they are based on who we are. It's bad ego boundaries. Disengage yo!

 

[skpjr78]

Oh and @obnoxiouslyfresh normally you really do present good arguments for things...but you can't go from saying you're a woman of principle in the thread about boycotting Uber to in this thread going this hard defending a pastor who is knowingly not leading in the way a leader should because you think he's attractive and can talk slick enough to make you look past his flaws. This is probably the first time I can say you really do fit a negative stereotype of a black woman and I've seen you posting here for a long ass time defying many stereotypes these niggas throw at you...but on this one you fell right into it.

Actually, I wasn't defending him. I was defending myself against those who can't fathom how someone doesn't care about their pastor's marital indiscretions... which I'm sure is in line with what they believe is a minster's purpose, and that's where we differ. Discovering a corporation openly supports evil, for any reason, is cause to boycott them, or at least it is in my belief. To me, that's really simple and someone's marriage not being my business is also very simple.

@obnoxiouslyfresh you're good. You're not responsible for other peoples' feelings. This is some shit we do as men. We really want women to hold our feelings because we had expectations or fantasies of who they are based on who we are. It's bad ego boundaries. Disengage yo!

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Oh and @obnoxiouslyfresh normally you really do present good arguments for things...but you can't go from saying you're a woman of principle in the thread about boycotting Uber to in this thread going this hard defending a pastor who is knowingly not leading in the way a leader should because you think he's attractive and can talk slick enough to make you look past his flaws. This is probably the first time I can say you really do fit a negative stereotype of a black woman and I've seen you posting here for a long ass time defying many stereotypes these niggas throw at you...but on this one you fell right into it.

Actually, I wasn't defending him. I was defending myself against those who can't fathom how someone doesn't care about their pastor's marital indiscretions... which I'm sure is in line with what they believe is a minster's purpose, and that's where we differ. Discovering a corporation openly supports evil, for any reason, is cause to boycott them, or at least it is in my belief. To me, that's really simple and someone's marriage not being my business is also very simple.

@obnoxiouslyfresh you're good. You're not responsible for other peoples' feelings. This is some shit we do as men. We really want women to hold our feelings because we had expectations or fantasies of who they are based on who we are. It's bad ego boundaries. Disengage yo!

Quit caping. What you just said is nonsense. No one in here is criticizing her comments because of some misguided fantasy of who we believe OB is. From what I've seen, people seem to like OB in here, but she's not exactly placed on a pedestal when it comes to virtues, sensibilities, or anything else.

The fact of the matter is if you're a Christian you're supposed to represent yourself in a godly manner and you're supposed to be careful what you support because that will also reflect back on the faith and God. It doesn't take a genius to understand that. Just look at some of the comments in here. For example:

Christianity is the worse thing that ever happened to black people. Since coming into contact to with massa and white jesus we have lost everything including our souls and our minds.

The pastor was always massa's hand picked stooge who he personally selected to keep the negros in line. Pastor had a little bit of status amongst the rest of the negros b/c massa would let him sleep in the basement of the big house and b/c he ate pig ears while everyone else ate chitterlings. As long as pastor kept spreading the demonic words of white jesus and kept the field negros in line he was in good with massa and he reaped the benefits of that. Those benefits included access to as much plantation pussy as he wanted. And if anyone gave him any problems he would just go tell massa and have him put the overseer on them.

400 years later nothing much has changed. The pastor is still the white mans whore and he's still peddling his little trinckets that massa gave him to smash as many "God fearing, church going, good Christian sisters" as he can. Even when he gets caught the church will stand and applaud his sins. Smmfh. Christianity was the most destructive and devistating weapon that these devils have ever used against us.

People can take stances like that because of crooked preachers and the people like OB who support them. And those preachers and those supporters may not care, but God does because the point of the church is to bring more people to the faith. It's kinda hard to do that when both the pastor and the congregation behave as if it's all bullshit.

There are rules to being a Christian just like anything else. If you're not a believer or don't want to follow the rules, you shouldn't be false flagging because that only hurts the people who are actually trying to live the life right.

 

[blakfyahking]

Christianity is the worse thing that ever happened to black people. Since coming into contact to with massa and white jesus we have lost everything including our souls and our minds.

The pastor was always massa's hand picked stooge who he personally selected to keep the negros in line. Pastor had a little bit of status amongst the rest of the negros b/c massa would let him sleep in the basement of the big house and b/c he ate pig ears while everyone else ate chitterlings. As long as pastor kept spreading the demonic words of white jesus and kept the field negros in line he was in good with massa and he reaped the benefits of that. Those benefits included access to as much plantation pussy as he wanted. And if anyone gave him any problems he would just go tell massa and have him put the overseer on them.

400 years later nothing much has changed. The pastor is still the white mans whore and he's still peddling his little trinckets that massa gave him to smash as many "God fearing, church going, good Christian sisters" as he can. Even when he gets caught the church will stand and applaud his sins. Smmfh. Christianity was the most destructive and devistating weapon that these devils have ever used against us.

damn bruh I'd really like to know ur sources for the bolded @skpjr78

 

[skpjr78]

Christianity is the worse thing that ever happened to black people. Since coming into contact to with massa and white jesus we have lost everything including our souls and our minds.

The pastor was always massa's hand picked stooge who he personally selected to keep the negros in line. Pastor had a little bit of status amongst the rest of the negros b/c massa would let him sleep in the basement of the big house and b/c he ate pig ears while everyone else ate chitterlings. As long as pastor kept spreading the demonic words of white jesus and kept the field negros in line he was in good with massa and he reaped the benefits of that. Those benefits included access to as much plantation pussy as he wanted. And if anyone gave him any problems he would just go tell massa and have him put the overseer on them.

400 years later nothing much has changed. The pastor is still the white mans whore and he's still peddling his little trinckets that massa gave him to smash as many "God fearing, church going, good Christian sisters" as he can. Even when he gets caught the church will stand and applaud his sins. Smmfh. Christianity was the most destructive and devistating weapon that these devils have ever used against us.

damn bruh I'd really like to know ur sources for the bolded @skpjr78

@blakfyahking

Whereas an earlier generation of evangelical preachers had opposed slavery in the South during the early nineteenth century, Protestant clergymen began to defend the institution, invoking a Christian hierarchy in which slaves were bound to obey their masters. For many slaveholders, this outlook not only made evangelical Christianity more palatable, but also provided a strong argument for converting slaves and establishing biracial churches.

Even so, with much of the religious life of the slave community existing as an "invisible institution," beyond the purview of whites or formal churches, white control over African-American religious practices and spiritual beliefs was limited. Slave preachers might emphasize the need for obedience to the master while whites were present, but among other slaves they reformulated their teachings, emphasizing themes of suffering and redemption.
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/slavery/experience/religion/history2.html

The black preacher wanted to preach to slaves about freedom, but he could not do so without serious troubles from the white owners. Thus, he was often forced to deliver the same message that the white preachers gave, and towards the end of slavery, black preachers even had to lead prayers for the Confederacy.

Captive Passage - Arrival: Life in the Americas
https://www.marinersmuseum.org/sites/micro/captivepassage/arrival/arr019.html

In such settings, gifted blacks were sometimes allowed to preach. They were usually limited to assisting white preachers, which included the obligatory admonition at the end of the service for slaves to pay attention to the teachings of the white preacher. One ex-slave said, "We had some nigger preachers but they would say, 'Obey your mistress and master.' They didn't know nothing else to say."

Even when blacks met alone, though, preachers had to be circumspect. As one put it, "If a colored preacher or intelligent free Negro gains the ill-will of a malicious slave, all the latter has to do is to report that said preacher had attempted to persuade him to 'rise' or to run away; and the poor fellow's life may pay the forfeit."

The Inconceivable Start of African-American Christianity | Christianity Today
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct...e-start-of-african-american-christianity.html

 

[skpjr78]

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[skpjr78]

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[blakfyahking]

Christianity is the worse thing that ever happened to black people. Since coming into contact to with massa and white jesus we have lost everything including our souls and our minds.

The pastor was always massa's hand picked stooge who he personally selected to keep the negros in line. Pastor had a little bit of status amongst the rest of the negros b/c massa would let him sleep in the basement of the big house and b/c he ate pig ears while everyone else ate chitterlings. As long as pastor kept spreading the demonic words of white jesus and kept the field negros in line he was in good with massa and he reaped the benefits of that. Those benefits included access to as much plantation pussy as he wanted. And if anyone gave him any problems he would just go tell massa and have him put the overseer on them.

400 years later nothing much has changed. The pastor is still the white mans whore and he's still peddling his little trinckets that massa gave him to smash as many "God fearing, church going, good Christian sisters" as he can. Even when he gets caught the church will stand and applaud his sins. Smmfh. Christianity was the most destructive and devistating weapon that these devils have ever used against us.

damn bruh I'd really like to know ur sources for the bolded @skpjr78

@blakfyahking

Whereas an earlier generation of evangelical preachers had opposed slavery in the South during the early nineteenth century, Protestant clergymen began to defend the institution, invoking a Christian hierarchy in which slaves were bound to obey their masters. For many slaveholders, this outlook not only made evangelical Christianity more palatable, but also provided a strong argument for converting slaves and establishing biracial churches.

Even so, with much of the religious life of the slave community existing as an "invisible institution," beyond the purview of whites or formal churches, white control over African-American religious practices and spiritual beliefs was limited. Slave preachers might emphasize the need for obedience to the master while whites were present, but among other slaves they reformulated their teachings, emphasizing themes of suffering and redemption.
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/slavery/experience/religion/history2.html

The black preacher wanted to preach to slaves about freedom, but he could not do so without serious troubles from the white owners. Thus, he was often forced to deliver the same message that the white preachers gave, and towards the end of slavery, black preachers even had to lead prayers for the Confederacy.

Captive Passage - Arrival: Life in the Americas
https://www.marinersmuseum.org/sites/micro/captivepassage/arrival/arr019.html

In such settings, gifted blacks were sometimes allowed to preach. They were usually limited to assisting white preachers, which included the obligatory admonition at the end of the service for slaves to pay attention to the teachings of the white preacher. One ex-slave said, "We had some nigger preachers but they would say, 'Obey your mistress and master.' They didn't know nothing else to say."

Even when blacks met alone, though, preachers had to be circumspect. As one put it, "If a colored preacher or intelligent free Negro gains the ill-will of a malicious slave, all the latter has to do is to report that said preacher had attempted to persuade him to 'rise' or to run away; and the poor fellow's life may pay the forfeit."

The Inconceivable Start of African-American Christianity | Christianity Today
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct...e-start-of-african-american-christianity.html

based on those sources u kind of took the bad but left out the good

based on those readings christianity was used to inspire slave revolts just as much as Christianity was used as a tool to keep people enslaved

them crackas saw a need for biracial churches and wanted to make sure that there was supervision over black congregations

so religion was used for both liberating/enslaving black folk........not sure if it's intellectually honest to just paint preachers and christianity as only helping to keep black folks enslaved

 

[skpjr78]

Christianity is the worse thing that ever happened to black people. Since coming into contact to with massa and white jesus we have lost everything including our souls and our minds.

The pastor was always massa's hand picked stooge who he personally selected to keep the negros in line. Pastor had a little bit of status amongst the rest of the negros b/c massa would let him sleep in the basement of the big house and b/c he ate pig ears while everyone else ate chitterlings. As long as pastor kept spreading the demonic words of white jesus and kept the field negros in line he was in good with massa and he reaped the benefits of that. Those benefits included access to as much plantation pussy as he wanted. And if anyone gave him any problems he would just go tell massa and have him put the overseer on them.

400 years later nothing much has changed. The pastor is still the white mans whore and he's still peddling his little trinckets that massa gave him to smash as many "God fearing, church going, good Christian sisters" as he can. Even when he gets caught the church will stand and applaud his sins. Smmfh. Christianity was the most destructive and devistating weapon that these devils have ever used against us.

damn bruh I'd really like to know ur sources for the bolded @skpjr78

@blakfyahking

Whereas an earlier generation of evangelical preachers had opposed slavery in the South during the early nineteenth century, Protestant clergymen began to defend the institution, invoking a Christian hierarchy in which slaves were bound to obey their masters. For many slaveholders, this outlook not only made evangelical Christianity more palatable, but also provided a strong argument for converting slaves and establishing biracial churches.

Even so, with much of the religious life of the slave community existing as an "invisible institution," beyond the purview of whites or formal churches, white control over African-American religious practices and spiritual beliefs was limited. Slave preachers might emphasize the need for obedience to the master while whites were present, but among other slaves they reformulated their teachings, emphasizing themes of suffering and redemption.
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/slavery/experience/religion/history2.html

The black preacher wanted to preach to slaves about freedom, but he could not do so without serious troubles from the white owners. Thus, he was often forced to deliver the same message that the white preachers gave, and towards the end of slavery, black preachers even had to lead prayers for the Confederacy.

Captive Passage - Arrival: Life in the Americas
https://www.marinersmuseum.org/sites/micro/captivepassage/arrival/arr019.html

In such settings, gifted blacks were sometimes allowed to preach. They were usually limited to assisting white preachers, which included the obligatory admonition at the end of the service for slaves to pay attention to the teachings of the white preacher. One ex-slave said, "We had some nigger preachers but they would say, 'Obey your mistress and master.' They didn't know nothing else to say."

Even when blacks met alone, though, preachers had to be circumspect. As one put it, "If a colored preacher or intelligent free Negro gains the ill-will of a malicious slave, all the latter has to do is to report that said preacher had attempted to persuade him to 'rise' or to run away; and the poor fellow's life may pay the forfeit."

The Inconceivable Start of African-American Christianity | Christianity Today
http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct...e-start-of-african-american-christianity.html

based on those sources u kind of took the bad but left out the good

based on those readings christianity was used to inspire slave revolts just as much as Christianity was used as a tool to keep people enslaved

them crackas saw a need for biracial churches and wanted to make sure that there was supervision over black congregations

so religion was used for both liberating/enslaving black folk........not sure if it's intellectually honest to just paint preachers and christianity as only helping to keep black folks enslaved

The bolded just reinforced my point. Cacs supervised black congregations and handpicking the plantation pastors and making sure they said what they wanted them to say was part of that supervision.

The truths of the bible and teachings and philosophies of Jesus Christ are beautiful. The problem is that cacs tampered with the bible, rewrote the word of God, perverted the teachings of Jesus and transformed a philosophy of love into a cult a hate. Our ancestors weren't given Christianity on the plantation. They were given white supremacy and Jesus was used as a vehicle to deliver that message.

There are some truths left in the bible but the truth that remains is surrounded by lies and bullshit. Nat Turner was able to unlock the remaining truth and use it as a vehicle to fight for his freedom just as Moses did. The end result was that cacs supervised their black christian slaves even harder, pushed more white supremacy in the church and kept the plantation preacher on an even tighter leash. We haven't seen an American Christian preacher as fearless and revolutionary as Nat Turner since Nat Turner. Cacs put an end to that. They closely monitored and supervised every word that black Christian preachers have said every since. Kenneth Copeland mentored Creflo Dollar and helped him shape his nessage and nearly every big time nationally known black mega church preacher has had their hands in the federal governments Faith Based Initiative (FBI) money pot. The overwhelming majority of black Christian preachers are still spreading a message that is controlled and closely supervised by white people to this day. The game hasnt changed its only gotten worse.

 

[blakfyahking]

The bolded just reinforced my point. Cacs supervised black congregations and handpicking the plantation pastors and making sure they said what they wanted them to say was part of that supervision.

The truths of the bible and teachings and philosophies of Jesus Christ are beautiful. The problem is that cacs tampered with the bible, rewrote the word of God, perverted the teachings of Jesus and transformed a philosophy of love into a cult a hate. Our ancestors weren't given Christianity on the plantation. They were given white supremacy and Jesus was used as a vehicle to deliver that message.

There are some truths left in the bible but the truth that remains is surrounded by lies and bullshit. Nat Turner was able to unlock the remaining truth and use it as a vehicle to fight for his freedom just as Moses did. The end result was that cacs supervised their black christian slaves even harder, pushed more white supremacy in the church and kept the plantation preacher on an even tighter leash. We haven't seen an American Christian preacher as fearless and revolutionary as Nat Turner since Nat Turner. Cacs put an end to that. They closely monitored and supervised every word that black Christian preachers have said every since. Kenneth Copeland mentored Creflo Dollar and helped him shape his nessage and nearly every big time nationally known black mega church preacher has had their hands in the federal governments Faith Based Initiative (FBI) money pot. The overwhelming majority of black Christian preachers are still spreading a message that is controlled and closely supervised by white people to this day. The game hasnt changed its only gotten worse.

bruh I feel u....but u can't assume EVERY black church is on that bullshit just cuz that is what is promoted by the mainstream

that's like saying just cuz mumble rap is what is popular now then no other versions of rap are not still out there

u can't just group all black preachers and their churches in that same regard

and it doesn't stop at just black church, the brainwashing of black people happens in all vestiges of what is considered planned "education"......a lot of professors/teachers on the same shit with their own agenda as well

at least in the sense of religion people have some sort of hope or faith that shit can get better..........and I'd rather people have that instead of just choosing atheism without an alternative to give them hope

 

[DNB1]

this thread was hilarious for all the wrong reasons

By page 5, this was all I was going to type in response to this thread....lol

 

[2stepz_ahead]

still aint got nothing on that african church where all the women were bent over so the pastor could kiss their buttcheeks or something

just to remind those that its sunday..

you know what you gotta do

 

[BlackAX410]

OB in this bitch still fighting for the ratchet cause

Can't wait til Sunday. I'm live streaming that shit and making a thread for all you muthafuckas

Don't waste your time. I've already seen churches like yours in action.

https://youtu.be/TY2Ys39JUCk

I sit here incredulously, watching those zombie sheep get finessed out of their money

Nigga didn't quote 1 scripture lol "yall keep walking ima keep preaching " I come from a religious family so seeing this from that Leroy dude is hilarious