Getting a fukk buddy.

[haute]

You don't tell them anything

You just fuck him at night

And ignore his ass during the day

Then during some random conversation you somehow mention that no one in your lives knows that he even exist

And you're super ok with that

Also pick a dude who works a lot and doesn't attention whore on social media(yes that exist)

Although this whole scenario is void if his dick is small

 

[The_Man]

Once you go white your wetter than sprite

Just tell him your not looking for anything serious just abit of fun.

 

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[hawk d]

I gave you a wack, but how about you just TELL HIM what ur tellin us? He's a guy he might lose respect for you but he will still like the honesty and let u smash

 

[blakfyahking]

boo @ this thread

*hates*

 

[haute]

Oh and girl

Don't bring him any drama

Many women turn fuck buddy situations into wwIII because they're bored and not dating anyone

He's not your man

Your friend

Your boyfriend number 2

Or your boo thang

He's a dick (literally) hop on and hop off

 

[blakfyahking]

boo @ this thread

*hates*

I mean, it's not like she's gonna fuck you anytime soon, tho.

how you know that? LOL

stop intercepting just cause yo simp game is faltering out here

 

[blakfyahking]

boo @ this thread

*hates*

I mean, it's not like she's gonna fuck you anytime soon, tho.

how you know that? LOL

stop intercepting just cause yo simp game is faltering out here

There was nothing to intercept, bruh.

PS I don't need simp game. Bitches naturally flock to me.

that's what you assume shorty............but I ain't gon translate the game for you

but since you looking for a coach, I charge consulting fees............ I'd consider taking you under my counsel

Ight been celibate for 4months, and i was doing sooooo well, past the horny stage and i was just cool.

Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor fucked a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.

Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to fuck him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier fuck buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus. :/

And no ive never done this shit before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.

Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a fuck buddy?

Didn't you make a thread a few months back saying you tried something like that before, but said you weren't really feeling that type of situation?

I don't think you're really about that life Bak.

she nuh ready for all dat.......

 

[BabyBugatti]

You don't tell them anything

You just fuck him at night

And ignore his ass during the day

Then during some random conversation you somehow mention that no one in your lives knows that he even exist

And you're super ok with that

Also pick a dude who works a lot and doesn't attention whore on social media(yes that exist) Although this whole scenario is void if his dick is small

LOLOL he doesn't hang around college, them low keys guys which is what i think attarcted me to him aswell, and i know he's not the type to talk about shit like that casually.

Pics? Kick him some shit like this:

"Here's the deal. I'm not looking for anything serious, but you are fine as a mafucka and I've been thinking about what I could do to you. Let's just have fun right now without getting deep with it. We're attracted to each other, so we might as well fuck and not let a good thing go to waste."

Something like that. He's a man, you're attractive, and it should be no problems. Hakuna Matata.

No pix, lol

and im not brave enough! even the fact that i said it on bbm was a massive deal

Ight been celibate for 4months, and i was doing sooooo well, past the horny stage and i was just cool.

Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor fucked a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.

Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to fuck him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier fuck buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus. :/

And no ive never done this shit before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.

Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a fuck buddy?

Didn't you make a thread a few months back saying you tried something like that before, but said you weren't really feeling that type of situation?

I don't think you're really about that life Bak.

I dont recall this...refresh my memory?

 

[harlem hustla]

naw dont go out like dat

 

[joseph sun]

now normally I wouldnt say this to a dark skin girl, but moreno is looking so smooth and chocolatey I want to take a bite out of her.

 

[joseph sun]

now normally I wouldnt say this to a dark skin girl, but moreno is looking so smooth and chocolatey I want to take a bite out of her.

Ay whats poppin Jose?

What else would you do to her bruh?

Let the people know exactly how deep your love is for this woman.

I would do any and everything to her, excluding things involving vomit and or feces.

 

[BabyBugatti]

Ight been celibate for 4months, and i was doing sooooo well, past the horny stage and i was just cool.

Then i see this white boy, LAWD, ive never dated nor fucked a white boy and this boy for some reason just got me wanting it, like i saw him eating a baguette and LAWD LAWD LAWD i was moist.

Anyways turns out we had a friend in common who introduced us,long story short I blatantly told him via BBM i wanted to fuck him, and he was like nah nah u gotta say this to my face blahblah (i joke too much so people never know when to take me seriously) anyways how the hell do you go about telling someone u wanna be thier fuck buddy? i dont wanna be his GF or anything like that. i just wanna see that pink paynus. :/

And no ive never done this shit before so imma need someone to school me on the protocol.

Oh yea, and pros and cons of having a fuck buddy?

Didn't you make a thread a few months back saying you tried something like that before, but said you weren't really feeling that type of situation?

I don't think you're really about that life Bak.

I dont recall this...refresh my memory?

Right here:

LOL IC gives me jokes.

Anyways i broke up with dude.

We were on DIFF pages.

I was ready to become a ho yall realtalk, when i went clubbing with my girl on thurs i was like fuck it i dont care imma have a few one night stands WHY NOT.

luckyly there was no one i found attractive in that club (fuckin ewwww niggas in there)

then i had an epiphany like 3 days ago, i was like NO GURL YOU CAINT BE A HO

WHERE IS YO SELF RESPECT?! now i got a 3 month rule.k.

I thought you said something about having a one-night stand too, but I might've been wrong about that.

yea i dont believe in one night stands still...not my thing.

Yes i do have a 3 month rule for guys i want to DATE.

i just wanna sample this white penis bro.

 

[joseph sun]

now normally I wouldnt say this to a dark skin girl, but moreno is looking so smooth and chocolatey I want to take a bite out of her.

Ay whats poppin Jose?

What else would you do to her bruh?

Let the people know exactly how deep your love is for this woman.

I would do any and everything to her, excluding things involving vomit and or feces.

Ok I got you.

So basically eating her ass out, licking her pussy till she cum in your mouth, sucking her toes, thats all good with you huh?

hell yeah. every orifice is getting tongue down and anything that can be sucked, will.

 

[CracceR]

aye craccas stay winning

 

[bankrupt baller]

somebody needs attention

 

[John_Blazini]

 

[-Vincenzo-]

thats why i dont fuck with dark skin broads...

 

[FroHawke]

T/S sounds so much like a troll. Hilarious post regardless.

 

[BabyBugatti]

attention seeking..if that was the case wouldnt i have just posted this in donkey or better yet G&S

idiots talking like the powder room gets that much traffic. Hop off my penis- add something useful to this thread or get the hot fuck out.

fucking twats.