HustleTree
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Azad;5011119 said:
Was just about to say this ...story sounds fake as hell
DaCaliKing
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ducktaaaales...
Shizlansky
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We need a "Really Though" button
Recaptimus_Prime360
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HustleTree;5011122 said:
it should be. b/c that sounded like that episode of "Martin" when Gina got her head stuck in the brass head post. t/s just made up the last part of to diguise it.
Billy_Poncho
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Yea bruh, I got one. I was at the Puffy BET Hip-Hop Awards after-party when I met this chick. We started talkin, and at the end of the night we decided to go chill at my crib and smoke. We at the crib high, drunk and horny, so we start goin at it. Right when I'm about to put my rubber on, a pack of wild ninjas and their ninja dogs leap through my window. They told me they wanted the Jewel of Hezbollah that I stole from Lebanon a year back. Of course, being the 3rd degree black belt and 9th degree real nigga I am, I wasn't allowin that shit. Me and my trusty dragon Marty McFly whooped they ass. Then I took my bewildered bitch with me to fuck in the skies as we rode on my dragon's back.
TLDR? T/S's story is bout as real as Clear Jordans
TLDR? T/S's story is bout as real as Clear Jordans
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Lou Cypher
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I fucked sarah silverman.
super funny.
super funny.
MookieBlaylox
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so I wheel barreled a bitch thru central park yesterday...
Shizlansky
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I just got back from the club with Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent.
The boy Bruce Wayne a fool, he had them bitches wildin out in his new stretch bat mobile.
The boy Bruce Wayne a fool, he had them bitches wildin out in his new stretch bat mobile.
Recaptimus_Prime360
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well lemme share my story (titangraph)...
i chillin wit optimus, jazz, megatron, starscream, and bumble bee one night. smokin up. drinkin that new ciroc energon vodka. so we chillin and rc hits me up askin what i was doin. so i told her i was chillin wit my niggas, and she wanted know if she could fall thru and chill. i was like "cool." my niggas knew i've hit that a few times already, and told him i would put them on if given the chance. shawty comes thru, chops it up wit us, smokin, and drankin of course. azzz lookin RIDICULOUS!
after about an hour or so, i guess that ciroc energon started makin her feel some kinda freaky way. b/c all of the sudden, she puts on some music, starts dancin, and then strips for us. hell i was cool wit. hefa wasn't my girl. niggas gettin happy and s@@@. megatron throws out a couple of ones as she's doin her thang. my nigga jazz rubbin his hands together and had that look on his face like that Baby gif. i already knew what that nigga wanna do. optimus is in the corner HIGH AS F@@@, but he was alert tho. that nigga bumble bee (we think he's still a virgin), was lookin shook like a muthafucca. LOL! starscream bitchazzz had to step outside, b/c he got into it wit his bm over the phone. so he didn't know what was goin on.
anyway, rc strips all the way down to just her gstring. next thing you know, she looks back @ me, and does one these kinda walks to my bedroom...
...i already knew what time it was. so i told my niggas i'll be back. i go to the room, and see she's already layin on my bed. now I'M doin the Baby gif. LOL!! as soon as i laid down, she unzips my pants, and starts givin me head. blowin my damn mind! after a couple of minutes of that, i was ready to slide up in b/t those cybertronian thighs. got the condom out the drawer, and it was on. MAN LOOKA HERE! that hefa got one of the BEST cybertronian puss i've ever had. that s@@@ is just outta this world! so i'm smangin that azzz from the front, side, and back. then she wanted to get on top. of course i had no qualms about it. she climbs on top, while i'm enjoyin the view and ride. but then outta know where, i felt her thighs lock on my sides, and she begins riding me like ole girl in chi's sig...
...MY GAWD!! i tried to hold out, but i couldn't do it. has a nigga bussin IMMEDIATELY. toes curlin and er'thang! after takin a minute to recouperate, i asked her how she felt about lettin my niggas experience what i just experienced. to my surprise, she was cool wit. so i walk out the bedroom, and into the living room. told them niggas i hope they had their amtrak conductor outfits on. jazz, megatron, and even high azzz optimus knew what time was, and started smiling. bumble bee on the other hand asked "conductor outfits? i don't get it." facepalm. so them niggas take turns ridin train on rc. jazz goes in first, followed by megatron, and then optimus. i stepped outside to see if starscream was down. this nigga's bm done came by and they're both arguing in the middle of the street. i just smh, and walked back inside. after optimus comes out, he tells bb he's next. this nigga was actin all scared talkin bout "naw man. i'm good". megatron called him a bitch azzz nigga. lol! guess he didn't like that. bb gets mad and goes to the bedroom to prove him wrong.
so about 45mins go by, and we're like "damn. nigga been in there for a min." finally this nigga comes out wit this sad look on his face, and his head down. rc comes out right behind him, shaking her head, and smirk on her face. bb says he has to go, and bounces. we're sittin there like "huh? you don't wanna stay and chill?" he just walks out. my nigga optimus ask her what happened. well apparently that nigga spent 20 or those 45mins sittin on the edge of the bed. She told us he was nervous as hell. she tried to ease his nerves by rubbin on him, and giving him head. unfortunately, the nigga couldn't get erect...n/h. to counter-act the emabarassment, he decides to spend the next 25mins, eatin this hefa out...
...DEAD! for those who's ever ran train before, know one of the biggest rules is YOU DO NOT EAT THE PUSS IF YOU'RE THE LAST GUY aka THE CABOOSE!! FACE...PALM! oh we were laughin our azzz OFF!. hell even SHE knew that! she told that nigga he didn't have to do it, but he insisted. of course she wasn't gonna stop him eatin her puss. smh. i guess after she came, that's when he realized what he did, and all of us who was in there before him. hence the sad look on his face when he walked out. lol!!
after we were in tears from laughing so hard, rc said she had to go work in the morning, and had to leave. i walk her to the door, she says her good-byes, and then bounces. i look outside again, and starscream is STILL outside wit his bm. this time they were hugged up. he asked why bb left lookin all sad. i just smh, and closed the door. one of the best nights i've had in a long time.
true story.
insomnia is a BITCH!!
i chillin wit optimus, jazz, megatron, starscream, and bumble bee one night. smokin up. drinkin that new ciroc energon vodka. so we chillin and rc hits me up askin what i was doin. so i told her i was chillin wit my niggas, and she wanted know if she could fall thru and chill. i was like "cool." my niggas knew i've hit that a few times already, and told him i would put them on if given the chance. shawty comes thru, chops it up wit us, smokin, and drankin of course. azzz lookin RIDICULOUS!
after about an hour or so, i guess that ciroc energon started makin her feel some kinda freaky way. b/c all of the sudden, she puts on some music, starts dancin, and then strips for us. hell i was cool wit. hefa wasn't my girl. niggas gettin happy and s@@@. megatron throws out a couple of ones as she's doin her thang. my nigga jazz rubbin his hands together and had that look on his face like that Baby gif. i already knew what that nigga wanna do. optimus is in the corner HIGH AS F@@@, but he was alert tho. that nigga bumble bee (we think he's still a virgin), was lookin shook like a muthafucca. LOL! starscream bitchazzz had to step outside, b/c he got into it wit his bm over the phone. so he didn't know what was goin on.
anyway, rc strips all the way down to just her gstring. next thing you know, she looks back @ me, and does one these kinda walks to my bedroom...
...i already knew what time it was. so i told my niggas i'll be back. i go to the room, and see she's already layin on my bed. now I'M doin the Baby gif. LOL!! as soon as i laid down, she unzips my pants, and starts givin me head. blowin my damn mind! after a couple of minutes of that, i was ready to slide up in b/t those cybertronian thighs. got the condom out the drawer, and it was on. MAN LOOKA HERE! that hefa got one of the BEST cybertronian puss i've ever had. that s@@@ is just outta this world! so i'm smangin that azzz from the front, side, and back. then she wanted to get on top. of course i had no qualms about it. she climbs on top, while i'm enjoyin the view and ride. but then outta know where, i felt her thighs lock on my sides, and she begins riding me like ole girl in chi's sig...
...MY GAWD!! i tried to hold out, but i couldn't do it. has a nigga bussin IMMEDIATELY. toes curlin and er'thang! after takin a minute to recouperate, i asked her how she felt about lettin my niggas experience what i just experienced. to my surprise, she was cool wit. so i walk out the bedroom, and into the living room. told them niggas i hope they had their amtrak conductor outfits on. jazz, megatron, and even high azzz optimus knew what time was, and started smiling. bumble bee on the other hand asked "conductor outfits? i don't get it." facepalm. so them niggas take turns ridin train on rc. jazz goes in first, followed by megatron, and then optimus. i stepped outside to see if starscream was down. this nigga's bm done came by and they're both arguing in the middle of the street. i just smh, and walked back inside. after optimus comes out, he tells bb he's next. this nigga was actin all scared talkin bout "naw man. i'm good". megatron called him a bitch azzz nigga. lol! guess he didn't like that. bb gets mad and goes to the bedroom to prove him wrong.
so about 45mins go by, and we're like "damn. nigga been in there for a min." finally this nigga comes out wit this sad look on his face, and his head down. rc comes out right behind him, shaking her head, and smirk on her face. bb says he has to go, and bounces. we're sittin there like "huh? you don't wanna stay and chill?" he just walks out. my nigga optimus ask her what happened. well apparently that nigga spent 20 or those 45mins sittin on the edge of the bed. She told us he was nervous as hell. she tried to ease his nerves by rubbin on him, and giving him head. unfortunately, the nigga couldn't get erect...n/h. to counter-act the emabarassment, he decides to spend the next 25mins, eatin this hefa out...
after we were in tears from laughing so hard, rc said she had to go work in the morning, and had to leave. i walk her to the door, she says her good-byes, and then bounces. i look outside again, and starscream is STILL outside wit his bm. this time they were hugged up. he asked why bb left lookin all sad. i just smh, and closed the door. one of the best nights i've had in a long time.
true story.
insomnia is a BITCH!!
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Stomp Johnson
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*suddenly now wants to fuck Arcee*
