Fat is the new Black

[riddlerap]

oh ok, congratulations

 

[riddlerap]

das ist die fuhrer

 

[BOSS KTULU]

oh ok, congratulations

Thanks, poster-who-admitted-to-being-a-gaylias.

 

[riddlerap]

Thanks, poster-who-admitted-to-being-a-gaylias.

un-real talk, but cosignable.

 

[obnoxiouslyfresh]

Ktulu i will cherish the initial misconceptions i had about you being brilliant

 

[BOSS KTULU]

Ktulu i will cherish the initial misconceptions i had about you being brilliant

you better have a misconception because i aint fatherin that baby

 

[[Trillmatic]]

woat poster

 

[BOSS KTULU]

woat poster

The IC has been getting worse and worse since 2005.

I registered in 2005.

Coincidence?

 

[El Payaso]

you better have a misconception because i aint fatherin that baby

I found this funny

 

[sankara]

The Oscar hype around the movie "Precious" is an indication that we have entered a new era of Civil Rights struggle: Fat Acceptance.

America is the fattest country in human history. And it's belt buckle is still loosening. We will continue to grow until China literally buys the entire country and starts burning our blubber for lamp fuel. But until then, advocates of Fat Rights will be agitating for weight equality. Scales will be outlawed. The BMI will be declared racist. Fat jokes will get people fired from radio stations. A re-make of American History X will be made with the Nazi guy getting slowly raped by six huffing and puffing fatasses.

Liberals will experience "Skinny Guilt" and Oprah will be elected as the first Fat president in 2016.

But I'm not gonna stand for it.

I'm taking the slightly overweight ObFresh and escaping to Canada, where I'll put her on a diet and make her work out in the snowy woods like in Rocky IV.

*shots fired*

Ohhhh no you didn't....

Buuut seriously, unlike our pale-faced melanin challenged brethren, we tend to like our women thick like a snicker bar.

So OB, if you follow his advise and lose that baby phat, you aint getting that maserati i promised for ur bday