Ever got caught watchin Porn

[Ghost313]

Yep, Got caught by my older sister when I was in 10th grade. I had wood damn near all day because I got some bad head in shop 4th period. I beat everybody home, put in a Bootytalk from my uncle's stash, got the baby Oil and was goin in. I normally had a 30 minute window to do whatever til anybody came home. I guess time flew by, cause my bedroom door flew open,and it was my sister try a ask me if I had seen the hotcomb. She yelling at me and shit for using her baby oil. I calmly kept wacking, she closed the door, but after that I couldn't nut if I wanted to. We laugh about that shit to this day, I knocked off 3 of her friends due to that story, so I guess it's fair.

Nigga stop fuckin lyin talkin bout u got Bad head n n knocked off 3 of her friendslook nigga u got caught beatin off end of Story aint no fuckin silver linng

 

[hoezondeckcom]

you shouldnt be

 

[Rum Middleton]

I ain't gonna lie, only other time. Last year maybe.. I didn't get caught til the next day.

Late at night, again, mygirl sleep next to me, that weak shit was on again, nigga git aroused, fondled turned to real real light strokes, wasn't tryin to wake her or shake the bed....hit the bathroom on the finish, went back to bed..

Next morning shorty was like," like I didn't know what you was doin"

I had to laugh it off, she clowned me tho.

So you beat off while ur girl was lying in bed next to you? And she knew? Multiple L's.

mygirl sleep next to me, that weak shit was on again, nigga git aroused, fondled turned to real real light strokes, 

So.......yeah.

 

[5th Letter]

My lil brother caught me and told on me to my mom I was mad as fuck.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Think i was 12 or 13, never got caught watching it, but my step dad went in my room and got on my computer like a jealous hoe.

Im chillin with my mom in the kitchen just bullshittin and he calls me to my room. Looks at me and says "Whats this??"

i just see Mason Storm blowin some dude.

"Porn" i replied. Then i hear footsteps and my mom comes in my room

"What?! whys it on your computer?!" says Momma.

I didnt want to tell my mom it was for me to jack off, so i was just sitting there paused trying to find a good answer for like 30 seconds.

This whole time i'm thinking alls i can hear is Sluuuuuuuurp sluuuuuurp spit "yeeeeahhh you like that? like when i suck that big dick?"

Then my mom is finally like "turn the fucking thing off! why the fuck are you still playing it?!"

I dont really remember everything after that, it was just awkward. They were all talking about taking my computer out of my room and shit but i dont think they ever did.

It was a quiet dinner that night. Lots of noises of forks hitting plates.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

"Watched porn on my Grandmother's laptop, she ain't een know it/gave that bitch a $200 virus, she ain't een know it"

 

[NYETOPn]

Well, lets just put it this way: I was awoken by what I thought to be the sound of my godmother choking; it was actually the sound of a porno I'd forgotten to turn off.

We both realized this, at approximately the same time, when she woke up from me asking her if she was "ok".

Yeah, I was watching porn in the same room with her while she was asleep. Shit's embarrassing.

 

[Beta]

Got caught two times this day. But not caught in the act but after the fact. My moms caught a young nigga sleepin wit his dick out on two seperate occasions. I gotta stop jerkin off when im tired as hell lol

 

[Lou Cypher]

Man i remember first looking at porn on my parents computer, was way young dont know if pop up blockers even existed back then. Trying to find all the free porn i could on my parents computers then i would get off and go do whatever. Come back home and my parents computer would have like 30 porn pop ups. Shit was WOAT.

 

[sTaY_TrUe]

Once. I was watching a flick in moms room and must have got my nut and fell asleep. boxers down and all. Next thing I know she get home and she waking me up like wtf were you doing?? Shit was mighty embarrassing smh. Tweaked hard that night

 

[Beta]

Once. I was watching a flick in moms room and must have got my nut and fell asleep. boxers down and all. Next thing I know she get home and she waking me up like wtf were you doing?? Shit was mighty embarrassing smh. Tweaked hard that night

I feel you bruh.. n/h

 

[WYRM]

Funny as shit, LMAO @ getting caught. What did you do wrong? Watching it is one thing, getting caught with your dick in your hand is another. Like s.free said "Some of you niggas need/needed headphones and a door lock."

 

[Rum Middleton]

What's up wit ya'll niggaz fallin asleep afterwards?... Niggaz makin love it goin HAND!!

 

[Rum Middleton]

What's up wit ya'll niggaz fallin asleep afterwards?... Niggaz makin love it goin HAND!!

Makin love or goin ham...

 

[Wonder Girl]

Watching porn and being sleepy is the worst. Fall asleep and caught wit ya hand in your pants or the porn being hard or mess around and hit the unmute button.

 

[ocelot]

Got caught watching hentai when I was a cub. My older sister made me look up the word pervert in the dictionary and threaten to tell moms. Never looked at hentai again.

Got caught in tech school by my roommate when I was in the bathroom. Nigga saw and ran out the room repeatedly saying "sorry bro"... I give no fucks tho.

 

[lookdude]

Got caught watching hentai when I was a cub. My older sister made me look up the word pervert in the dictionary and threaten to tell moms. Never looked at hentai again.

Got caught in tech school by my roommate when I was in the bathroom. Nigga saw and ran out the room repeatedly saying "sorry bro"... I give no fucks tho.

 

[Tymoney19]

As a youn nigga prolly 13 recorded the spice channel over a VHS that already had The underworld movie on it. My parents had it labeled but I figured they already saw it. Me being dumb left it on top ofthe VCR. My parents my grandparents n aunt decided to have a movie night and watch it. I walked in to the living room to sounds of Alexis amore sucking off sum dude. I felt like 2pac all eyes on me. My mom fainted........ It was traumatizing

 

[aka40Cal]

One time my uncle left the house. As soon as he left, I popped in a disk of these bad Brazilian bitches. Got my nut off, and right before I was gonna turn it off the doorbell rings. Im like "fuck" im rushing to turn off everything but I didnt take the disk outta the DVD player (because our front door has a glass design and you can see through it straight into the living room). So my uncle walks in, im chillin, watching channels and shit. He starts asking me "what were you doin?" Im like "nothing, watching Tv". Then he asks me to open the DVD player, and sure enough the porno was still there. My uncle clowned the hell outta me. He saw everything, then he decided to ring the doorbell to get me shook.

 

[playmaker88]

Man this thread gave me stomach cramps..yall cats are hilarious