Do you want to go to heaven?

[Gooner]

I haven't been there yet. But I'll be going one day. How about you? Are you going?

you not doing a good job of selling this...y u wanna go?

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

If you're waiting to get to heaven, you're already missing it.

I'm waiting for that blessed hope, which is the glorious appearing of my great God and Savior, Jesus Christ. Hallelujah!


"11For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared to all men, 12Teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in this present world; 13Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ; 14Who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people, zealous of good works." Titus 2:11-14

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

I'm waiting for that blessed hope, which is the glorious appearing of my great God and Savior, Jesus Christ. Hallelujah!

The kingdom of heaven is at hand, wait no longer my brother.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

you not doing a good job of selling this...y u wanna go?

1. I'm not selling anything. Salvation is a free gift given by God through faith in Jesus Christ.

2. I want to go because I want to be with the one who redeemed me from sin and death. Hallelujah!

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

The kingdom of heaven is at hand, wait no longer my brother.

The kingdom of heaven is "at hand". That doesn't mean that the kingdom of heaven is HERE.

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

The kingdom of heaven is "at hand". That doesn't mean that the kingdom of heaven is HERE.

At hand: Readily available; within easy reach; nearby.

 

[shootemwon]

Yo, realtalk, DoU, please answer this.

Suppose God Almighty Himself contacts you and says that Satan has forged some shit in the Bible to intentionally trick everyone, and God really wants you to suck dick as much as possible. Now, this is God himself delivering his holy message to you, no question, so you know what He is telling you is the one true way to salvation. Hypothetically speaking.

Do you start sucking dicks or do you turn your back on God?

No further elaboration is necessary, just please respond "I would start sucking dicks" or "I would turn my back on God".

 

[ThaChozenWun]

So no women in heaven huh....
fuck that

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Yo, realtalk, DoU, please answer this.

Suppose God Almighty Himself contacts you and says that Satan has forged some shit in the Bible to intentionally trick everyone, and God really wants you to suck dick as much as possible. Now, this is God himself delivering his holy message to you, no question, so you know what He is telling you is the one true way to salvation. Hypothetically speaking.

Do you start sucking dicks or do you turn your back on God?

No further elaboration is necessary, just please respond "I would start sucking dicks" or "I would turn my back on God".

"1Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?" Psalm 2:1

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

So no women in heaven huh....
fuck that

Women will be in heaven. There just won't be any marriage in heaven.

 

[shootemwon]

"1Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing?" Psalm 2:1

Why you dodging the question bro? You're the one being vain here. If God contacts you directly and tells you that you need to put lips around some phallus, you gonna quote Him bible verses and try to correct the Lord? How arrogant.

 

[ThaChozenWun]

Women will be in heaven. There just won't be any marriage in heaven.

I don't care about marriage, I'm speaking of fornication. Like if we go on this date to heaven, we doin lines as soon as we get there and leaving with 4-5 bitches a piece you feel me?

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

Why you dodging the question bro? You're the one being vain here. If God contacts you directly and tells you that you need to put lips around some phallus, you gonna quote Him bible verses and try to correct the Lord? How arrogant.

Jesus loves you!

 

[shootemwon]

Jesus loves you!

So to be clear, you are saying you would start sucking dicks if God told you to. Noted.

 

[DoUwant2go2Heaven]

I don't care about marriage, I'm speaking of fornication. Like if we go on this date to heaven, we doin lines as soon as we get there and leaving with 4-5 bitches a piece you feel me?

"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

 

[universaltruth]

Heaven is not some place up in the sky, Heaven is within.

 

[JadaRoss]

Heaven is real

no one deserves to go there

be careful what you say or ask for here you might get it

 

[fiat_money]

Nah, I don't find the descriptions--vague or otherwise--appealing.

 

[Gooner]

1. I'm not selling anything. Salvation is a free gift given by God through faith in Jesus Christ.

2. I want to go because I want to be with the one who redeemed me from sin and death. Hallelujah!

why would I want to go? is there something special abt heaven that im missing out on?

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

I would rather not worship a tyrant for all eternity.