Do you want to go to heaven?

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ThaChozenWun;2113108 said:
Nope

I wanna go to disney land

I'd rather go to the Bunny Ranch and get my dicced succed simultaneously by 3 professional sluts.... now if that if that ain't Heaven I don't kno what is smh
 
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Young-Ice;2113097 said:
no
heaven is for arrogant and narcissistic people. Only the shallow and pedantic would even want to go.

I'd rather just die and exist in people's memories than forever in some fictional cloud land.

1. No, heaven is for all those who love God and have accepted the atoning sacrifice of Jesus Christ for our sins. Hallelujah!

"1Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me. 2In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. 3And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also. 4And whither I go ye know, and the way ye know. 5Thomas saith unto him, Lord, we know not whither thou goest; and how can we know the way? 6Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:1-6

2. The expectations, desires, and hopes of those who forget God will perish. They will rot away forever and ever in the lake of fire with no hope of ever getting out. Why? Because they chose to rebel against God all the way to the grave. God pity the fool.

"The wicked shall see it, and be grieved; he shall gnash with his teeth, and melt away: the desire of the wicked shall perish." Psalm 112:10
 
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what heaven look like?
 
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ThaChozenWun;2113108 said:
Nope

I wanna go to disney land

Disneyland won't be here forever. But I'm going to a city not made with human hands. Hallelujah!

"1For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens."
2 Corinthians 5:1

Care to join me?
 
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DoUwant2go2Heaven?;2113202 said:
Disneyland won't be here forever. But I'm going to a city not made with human hands. Hallelujah!

"1For we know that if our earthly house of this tabernacle were dissolved, we have a building of God, an house not made with hands, eternal in the heavens."
2 Corinthians 5:1

Care to join me?

Gommorah? Athens?

Plenty of cities were made with human hands?

But here I find out that heaven is only a city..... word? I can only imagine what the State, County, or Country looks like if Heaven is only a city and so hyped up.

But are you asking me to go on a date to heaven with you? Whoa!
 
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Mr. 66Hundred;2113176 said:
I'd rather go to the Bunny Ranch and get my dicced succed simultaneously by 3 professional sluts.... now if that if that ain't Heaven I don't kno what is smh

And after you bust your nut, then what?

Do it again?

And then what?

Do it again?

And then what?

Do it again?

And then what?

DIE!

Now what? You gonna be standing before God naked holding your dick, looking like a fool.


"And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment."
Hebrews 9:27
 
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Young-Ice;2113097 said:
no

heaven is for arrogant and narcissistic people. Only the shallow and pedantic would even want to go.

I'd rather just die and exist in people's memories than forever in some fictional cloud land.

You didn't get this definition of heaven from the Bible.

SMH @ willful ignorance.

PEACE
 
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The_Invincibles;2113193 said:
what heaven look like?

I haven't been there yet. But I'll be going one day. How about you? Are you going?
 
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ThaChozenWun;2113220 said:
Gommorah? Athens?

Plenty of cities were made with human hands?

But here I find out that heaven is only a city..... word? I can only imagine what the State, County, or Country looks like if Heaven is only a city and so hyped up.

But are you asking me to go on a date to heaven with you? Whoa!

Like I said, I am going to a city NOT made with human hands. Hallelujah!

And heaven is referred to as many things. It is also called a country. "16But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore God is not ashamed to be called their God: for he hath prepared for them a city." Hebrews 11:16

And yeah I asked you on a date. I just pray that your divine appointment will have the same ending as mine, so that we can enjoy the wonders of heaven together as children of the KING!
 
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earth two superman;2113262 said:
sure, as long as YOU arent there

I ain't your savior my brother. So seeing me should be the least of your concern. Getting right with the one who has the keys to your salvation is who you need to be concerned with. Why? because, "Falling into the hands of the living God is a terrifying thing." Hebrews 10:31
 
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The True Flesh;2113227 said:
You didn't get this definition of heaven from the Bible.

SMH @ willful ignorance.

PEACE

It's always a blessing to see your presence on the boards. God bless you my friend.
 
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sboogie;2113297 said:
you would think GOD would choose less douchie folks to disseminate his message...
"go force my lame ass son and annoy and brow beat all those you come in contact with. be not persuasive or cordial. be not respectful or compassionate. be as judgmental and nonsensical as possible."
yeah that sounds like what the almighty would say...

"26For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: 27But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; 28And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: 29That no flesh should glory in his presence. 30But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption: 31That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord." 1 Corinthians 1:26-31

Yeah, GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME!!!!!!!
 
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DoUwant2go2Heaven?;2113273 said:
Like I said, I am going to a city NOT made with human hands. Hallelujah!

And heaven is referred to as many things. It is also called a country. "16But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore God is not ashamed to be called their God: for he hath prepared for them a city." Hebrews 11:16

And yeah I asked you on a date. I just pray that your divine appointment will have the same ending as mine, so that we can enjoy the wonders of heaven together as children of the KING!

Do you have to call to make an appointment? Or can you walk in?

I don't want to be a kid again though.
 
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ThaChozenWun;2113340 said:
Do you have to call to make an appointment? Or can you walk in?

I don't want to be a kid again though.

"LORD, make me to know mine end, and the measure of my days, what it is; that I may know how frail I am. Behold, thou hast made my days as an handbreadth; and mine age is as nothing before thee: verily every man at his best state is altogether vanity. Selah." Psalm 39:4-5
 
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Are you allowed to have a female partner in heaven?
 
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sboogie;2113344 said:
ok thanks...
your God is angry at your failure...

If this is failing, count me in. Hallelujah!

I would hate to find out what winning is according to your world view. Thank God that the last day will declare who the real winners and losers were according to the Al-Mighty. Praise His holy name!

"Say among the heathen that the LORD reigneth: the world also shall be established that it shall not be moved: he shall judge the people righteously."
Psalm 96:10
 
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If you're waiting to get to heaven, you're already missing it.
 
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ThaChozenWun;2113369 said:
Are you allowed to have a female partner in heaven?

"24And Jesus answering said unto them, Do ye not therefore err, because ye know not the scriptures, neither the power of God? 25For when they shall rise from the dead, they neither marry, nor are given in marriage; but are as the angels which are in heaven."
Mark 12:24-25
 
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