DNA tests reveal Hitler's Jewish and African roots

[major pain]

*insert Nelson laughing gif*

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

Hitler was a huge fan of Madison Grant.

 

[birdcall89]

hahhahaha word?

 

[musicology1985]

E1b1b is the most glorious hablogroup known to man. Them cats dominated Punt, Kush, Nubia, Upper Kemet, Lower Kemet, Libya, Tunisia & Morocco while holding a strong presence in the Italian Peninsula (including surrounding islands,) Southern and Western Iberia, almost all of Europe, The Fertile Crescent and Southernmost Arabia.

IT'S STILL FUCK HITLER FOR TURNING ON HIS TEACHERS AND ANCESTORS DOE! FUCK EM.'

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

Makes sense.

Africans are a violent people.

I knew they were responsible for the Holocaust in some way, and this is proof.

Black people caused the Holocaust.

Damn.

 

[PLASTIC RULES]

Makes sense.

Africans are a violent people.

I knew they were responsible for the Holocaust in some way, and this is proof.

Black people caused the Holocaust.

Damn.

Cosign. Blacks are the original people, thus they are the root of all evil.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

Cosign. Blacks are the original people, thus they are the root of all evil.

i've discussed many times how black people invented slavery and racism

but this really takes the cake

black people invented HITLER LOL

 

[ThaChozenWun]

OHHHHHHHH SNAP!

Mr. King sure did throw his arm out alot.

Word to Hitler

 

[BiblicalAtheist]

I look forward to the day when you die slow.

Well look no further, life just so happens to enable that very thing.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

I look forward to the day when you die slow.

of course you do

youre a violent hitler-esque black person

 

[white people like me]

Berbers are basically white anyway though

 

[janklow]

More surprising still, perhaps, is that Hitler's second most dominant haplogroup is the most common in Ashkenazi Jews.

is this really THAT surprising? Hitler's possible Jewish ancestry has long been a subject of debate.

 

[musicology1985]

makes sense.

Africans are a violent people.

I knew they were responsible for the holocaust in some way, and this is proof.

Black people caused the holocaust.

Damn.

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[musicology1985]

OHHHHHHHH SNAP!

Mr. King sure did throw his arm out alot.

Word to Hitler

Classic & Hilarious Post.

 

[louis the great]

How was his DNA extracted since they Never found his body?

 

[oliverlang]

How was his DNA extracted since they Never found his body?

you don't need a body to get dna...it could be hair, spit, skin, etc

 

[louis the great]

you don't need a body to get dna...it could be hair, spit, skin, etc

True but how did they get any of that without a body......................

 

[ThaChozenWun]

True but how did they get any of that without a body......................

Clothes, drinking glasses, possessions, parts of the building where he might have stayed, etc....

 

[musicology1985]

True but how did they get any of that without a body......................

From the article:
In research for the Flemish-language magazine Knack, journalist Jean-Paul Mulders traced Hitler's living relatives in the Fuhrer's native Austria, as well as the United States.

 

[Chike]

HASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA There's NOTHING black about that devil!!! ROFL at all these closet nazi's trying to direct the blame away fro mthem. This article is straight up loony!! XD I needed a good laugh, thanks. omfg, Hitler is black now bahahahaha