Craziest Church moments

[OmegaConflict]

I seen a old lady suddenly say "Oooh lawd" she gets up and powered walked to the bathroom and one slipped out. I said I heard that..

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

I was 12, I heard the usher's talking about the deacons.

#1: uh huh girl. Deacon Johnson tried to get that young girl to lickhis [iI]thang[/I]

#2: HUSH YO MOUTH! did she do it?

#1: you know she did. But you didn't hear it from me...

They were 'whispering' but THE ENTIRE PEW HEARD IT. The girl they were talking about was sitting right next to me. It was embarrassing...