Come up with a worse excuse than Jay-Z did

[Already Home_17]

Jay-Z did this:

[video=youtube;_812nBiQgFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_812nBiQgFc[/video]

Jay-Z said that:

"We were playing. We were laughing and joking around. She’s one of my best friends."

Jay-Z could have said:

"Her phone rang, and the ring tone was Renegade. It started with Em's verse though."

"She umm...You know she.........Vulgar as hell.......Ummm.....Guru can I start over?"

"She said something like 'How you gon rap about Big Pimpin and stutter like a Muhfucka?'
So I had to show her whats what" (starts singing Big Pimpin:"Chechechechecheahhh...Hov!")

"She told the person next to her a story about how she fighted another chick once. I walked by and heard her say 'Tae Bo hoe'...Then I blacked out."

What else..

lmao.......

 

[freethewave]

Jay-Z did this:

[video=youtube;_812nBiQgFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_812nBiQgFc[/video]

Jay-Z said that:

"We were playing. We were laughing and joking around. She’s one of my best friends."

Jay-Z could have said:

"Her phone rang, and the ring tone was Renegade. It started with Em's verse though."

"She umm...You know she.........Vulgar as hell.......Ummm.....Guru can I start over?"

"She said something like 'How you gon rap about Big Pimpin and stutter like a Muhfucka?'
So I had to show her whats what" (starts singing Big Pimpin:"Chechechechecheahhh...Hov!")

"She told the person next to her a story about how she fighted another chick once. I walked by and heard her say 'Tae Bo hoe'...Then I blacked out."

What else..

Lmao good shit

 

[jonathand]

ca21 makes some of the best and most humorous threads. lmbao............

"She umm...You know she.........Vulgar as hell.......Ummm.....Guru can I start over?"

This had me dying.............

 

[robdaze151]

" She outflowed me on a track"

 

[usmarin3]

"i was freestyling a hit off the top of her dome"

 

[StoneColdMikey]

Jay-Z did this:

[video=youtube;_812nBiQgFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_812nBiQgFc[/video]

Jay-Z said that:

"We were playing. We were laughing and joking around. She’s one of my best friends."

Jay-Z could have said:

"Her phone rang, and the ring tone was Renegade. It started with Em's verse though."

"She umm...You know she.........Vulgar as hell.......Ummm.....Guru can I start over?"

"She said something like 'How you gon rap about Big Pimpin and stutter like a Muhfucka?'

So I had to show her whats what" (starts singing Big Pimpin:"Chechechechecheahhh...Hov!")

"She told the person next to her a story about how she fighted another chick once. I walked by and heard her say 'Tae Bo hoe'...Then I blacked out."

What else..

lmao good shit

 

[Nah Son]

"i was freestyling a hit off the top of her dome"

I dont get that one...

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Nas won !

 

[esco soprano]

Thread fail.

 

[soul rattler]

I didn't know you needed an excuse to smack a bitch.

Thread fail.

^^^^^^^^^

 

[Nah Son]

Thread fail? Nah, I like it.

 

[Melanin_Enriched]

Who knew a Nas' line would traumatize jigga so?

 

[im_lux]

"she asked me how much of biggies rhymes gone come out my fat lips?"