I find "Olde Charlie Farquharson's Testament" a lot more amusing than the spaghetti monster book:
The first six day:
At the start there wasn't a thing. That'd be yer Void.
2 Dark too. Absoloot kayoss. So god decided to do something about it. 3 He sed, Let's have some Light here. And there was. Right off. But there still weren't nothing to look at. 4 He kept yer Dark too. Now He had two things going fer Him. Night and Day. 5 He had the one foller the other so's He could keep track. That was all in one day's work.
6 The second day God sed, We need some kind of Firmermint in the middle of all this water.(Don't ask we where the water came frum in the first place.) But the Firmermint would shore up some of the water from the rest of the water. 7 So God did it. 8 The Firmermint part He called Hevven. That was quite enough fer the second day.
9 But there was still all that loose water. So He gathered most of what was under Hevven and called them the Seeze. 10 So far, not a thing to stand on. God thot, what on erth will I do? That He let yer dry land come up. And he Sed, That's good. 11 Then god sed, Let's get organized here. 12 Erth brot up grass, grass brot up herb, herb brought up seed, seed brung up trees, trees brung froot. That was good. 13 So far, three days.
14 Then God sed, We need lights at night too. So He made the Moon fer a nitelite. God figgered that to go fer years. 15 He put some side-lites in too, not so much to lite things up but to give them a bit of a glow. 16 That'd be yer Stars. 17 The Moon and Stars worked nights and the Sun was put on the day-shift. 18 God thot that set-up should work out all right. 19 That was yer fourth day. And nite by that time.
20 God sed, Look here, there's nothin' doing in the water. Better stir thing up a bit, git some creechers moving. Air's kind of empty too. Might as well fowl it up. 21 And He dun a whale of a job down to yer smallest minny. 22 Then they was all told to git at it being footful and multyplying. 23 That day'd be yer fifth.
24 All this time, on erth, nothing doing. All that grass and herb and nothing to pastyer on it. 25 So He called forth cattels, and beests, and other creepy things. Nothing bad about that. 26 Then God took a aweful chance. He sed, Somebuddy has got to soopervise all them dumb minions of Mine, on erth, under water, and even pretty well up in the air too.(Sept the Angels, and don't ask me where they all of the sudden come frum.) 27 So God thot up somebuddy to look jist like Him. 28 He called this fella, Man, and told him the same thing about being frootful and multyplying, even tho' so far there was only one of him. 29 And god sed to Man, The place is yours. 30 Take care of it for Me, and take care of yerself too. 31 And God thot all that was good. He was tired. He'd bin at it six days.
But the Ish-male and I-sick part was the funniest, here's my fav part:
Them Fillasteins could be ruff customers, and Rebekker was still pritty fare to look upon, so like father like son, I-sick dun the same trick with his wife Rebekker, "Keep smiling and tell them yer my sister." Nobuddy minded this fer a time, till King A-bin-a-leg, yer hed Fillastein, saw I-sick fondling what he thot was the fella's own sister. A-bim-a-leg sed, "Now I know why yer called I-sick." When he finely found out I-sick had been fondling his own wife, A-bim-a-leg sed, "What is it with you peeple?"
