*CAPTION THIS PIC* (Jay-Z, D-Will, Beyonce...)

[nycest_1]

Jay-Z: "And see that scoreboard? All that's new, ma, it cost about a millie, and then those light right there..."



Beyonce: *Thinking* "Is his hair crawling?? Nah, for real, that shit is crawling. LOL!"

beyonce is really saying : oh so thats how my hair would look without a weave

 

[gns]

smh none of u niggaz funny

 

[JadaRoss]

D Will:Yo Jay why does this team suck??

JAy-Z-uhhh *scratches chin* that's a good question ,son

Beyonce:**birds chirping in her head**

 

[KNiGHTS]

Deron: man one good thing about driving to games in Utah was no traffic. Here, it takes an hour to go ten miles here. You know any shortcuts to th---

Jayz: ahaha pardon me i had to laugh at that

Deron: what? huh? what are you talking about. nothing was even funny. I'm just wondering which way you take to the game.

Jayz: (high pitched laugh) Hahaha Hahahahaha, I'm The Fuckin' Bosswhite On White, G4, Hater Get Lost, i'm In The Air. ya boy got PJ's on the runway, Young got air

I don't land at a airport, I call it the clearport. ahahahah ahahaha

Deron: uhhh. ok bossman. we still in jersey--

Jay: ahaha i don't wear jerseys i'm 30 plus

Deron: uhh i'm saying that our roster is fallin apart like my hairline while them dudes in NYC is building a squad.

Jayz: Hey its me. Its hovi baby. Lets talk later. We going to Brooklyn forreal. RIP B.I.G. So just Meet me at the Clearport I’m Ballin’ for real they are just pump faking it. Manhattan keep on Faking it Brooklyn Keep on taking it. I show you how we do this son.

Beyonce: shut the fuck up jay, nobody wanted to play for you at def jam and they definately aint coming to play for you in jersey, brooklyn or anywhere. you aint even a real owner

Jayz. What up B....they can't shut out me!!!! i'm not a businessman. I'm a business maaan!!!

Lmao! Perfect rambling old man commentary not answering shit about the question.

 

[Disciplined InSight]

smh none of u niggaz funny

Jayhova witness dickrider.

 

[juice86]

Dwill - Hey jay, You and i know that i know i dont want to be here

Jay - No one wants to be in jersey

B- thats the truth

 

[Chef_Taylor]

beyonce starting to look like a old lady ....

he should of kept t. marie in the rear ....

Thats from all that skin bleaching she been doing...

Kelly Rolland,Latoya Luckett>>>>>>>>>

 

[So ILL]

LMAO @ these captions, y'all niggas are retarded.....

 

[Dupac]

D-Will: yea man, so that nigga melo looked like he was limping earlier....

Jay: sweep the leg..

DWill: fuck you mean?? sweep the..

B: there's no mercy in this Dojo!!!

 

[MrJR]

Jay: You know Usmarine gonna be riding your dick hard as fuck now?

Deron:Yo I wont be here that long for that shit.

B:Texasboi simped trannies?!?!?!?!

 

[brocktonpatriot]

Jay-Z: "And see that scoreboard? All that's new, ma, it cost about a millie, and then those light right there..."

Beyonce: *Thinking* "Is his hair crawling?? Nah, for real, that shit is crawling. LOL!"

Beyonce-"Damn nigga, you need t...."

Jay-Z-"You better not say another word, cause we could head across the street and head over to Walgreens and get your ass some crest white strips"

 

[Knightryder]

this thread is gay as hell, a bunch of undercover brothers exposing themselves by saying they find Deron Williams attractive

 

[greenwood1921]

lol @ "Jayhova's witnesses".

Spike's Son: "I still don't get it, dad... The Knicks are back to WHAT exactly????"

SPIKE: *Thinking* "Note to self = take this lil' nigga out of that private school - he's too fuccin' smart for his own good."

SPIKE: "My main man, Walt Clyde Frazier -- listen, I'm tellin' you -- I saw you shootin' around in your backyard with your grand-kids -- you still got it, man. C'mon, bruh, imagine it -- You, Melo, and Amare - UNSTOPPABLE, baby."

Walt Frazier: "Nigga, are you serious? For the last time -- like I tell you every fuccin' year when the Knicks win a couple of games and you bring yo' short ass over here tryin' to get me to come back -- NO!!! Now, scoot, lil' Nigga."

 

[greenwood1921]

SPIKE: *Thinking* "Please, baby-baby-baby-baby, pleaze...." (let's see who get's that one. No yungins. lol)

SPIKE: "No, maybe they can't win it all this year, but I'm sayin', Mike when we get a couple mo' pieces --6 rings - EASY."

MJ: "C'mon, Spike, you just makin' yourself look dumber than when Girl 6 came out and you said it would win 4 oscars."

AHMAD RASHAD: "That's dumber than me leaving Claire Huxtable for that old, wrinkled up, Betty White lookin' bitch."

RANDOM NERDY WHITE DUDE TO THE LEFT: "Da fuck you just say??"

 

[Darius]

Deron: jay, you know you gonna get clowned for that hairstyle. I mean they goin at you in th---

Jay: I got it from here, De, damn! how could i falter when i'm the rock of gibralter? riddle me that?

Deron: Look. I'm just sayin- the streets is talkin

Jay: talkin about YA BOOYYYYY!!? riddle me that. are they talkin about how you tried to mirror me back... in '88? yeah you was rockin a chia, i got the pictures i seen ya...and i aint even give you my barbers numbers

Deron: huh? what does that even mean?

Jay: It means you ended up as the next contestant on that jumbotron screen

Jay: (high pitch) ha ha ha ha. Hovi is hot!!! turn the AC on! these dudes is playin basic ball

*brushes shoulders off*

 

[Dupac]

Deron: jay, you know you gonna get clowned for that hairstyle. I mean they goin at you in th---

Jay: I got it from here, De, damn! how could i falter when i'm the rock of gibralter? riddle me that?

Deron: Look. I'm just sayin- the streets is talkin

Jay: talkin about YA BOOYYYYY!!? riddle me that. are they talkin about how you tried to mirror me back... in '88? yeah you was rockin a chia, i got the pictures i seen ya...and i aint even give you my barbers numbers

Deron: huh? what does that even mean?

Jay: It means you ended up as the next contestant on that jumbotron screen

Jay: (high pitch) ha ha ha ha. Hovi is hot!!! turn the AC on! these dudes is playin basic ball

*brushes shoulders off*

matt wins...

 

[BOOGLIVE18]

lol @ "jayhova's witnesses".

spike's son: "i still don't get it, dad... The knicks are back to what exactly????"

spike: *thinking* "note to self = take this lil' nigga out of that private school - he's too fuccin' smart for his own good."

spike: "my main man, walt clyde frazier -- listen, i'm tellin' you -- i saw you shootin' around in your backyard with your grand-kids -- you still got it, man. C'mon, bruh, imagine it -- you, melo, and amare - unstoppable, baby."

walt frazier: "nigga, are you serious? For the last time -- like i tell you every fuccin' year when the knicks win a couple of games and you bring yo' short ass over here tryin' to get me to come back -- no!!! Now, scoot, lil' nigga."

lmaooooooo

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

this thread is gay as hell, a bunch of undercover brothers exposing themselves by saying they find Deron Williams attractive

[video=youtube;tKdcjJoXeEY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY[/video]

...........

 

[aijalon]

SPIKE: *Thinking* "Please, baby-baby-baby-baby, pleaze...." (let's see who get's that one. No yungins. lol)

SPIKE: "No, maybe they can't win it all this year, but I'm sayin', Mike when we get a couple mo' pieces --6 rings - EASY."

MJ: "C'mon, Spike, you just makin' yourself look dumber than when Girl 6 came out and you said it would win 4 oscars."

AHMAD RASHAD: "That's dumber than me leaving Claire Huxtable for that old, wrinkled up, Betty White lookin' bitch."



RANDOM NERDY WHITE DUDE TO THE LEFT: "Da fuck you just say??"

Man this had me dying. I'm bookmarking this thread.

 

[qoolaide33]

My god such ignorance. Whenever you see jay's hair grown out it means he's working on an album. Secondly you're wrong about the off the top stuff. I'm not gonna explain it Ima just let you know that you're wrong....horribly horribly wrong

I love to see when niggas get sonned.

But I guess unless you're a big Jay fan, or didn't read his book then you wouldn't know.