*CAPTION THIS PIC* (Jay-Z, D-Will, Beyonce...)

[Mally_G]

WTF does growing his hair and making an album have to do with one another?

if he got time to go to a basketball game, he got time to get his hair cut

and it's not like he's using his time thinking about his rhymes, since he claims he doesn't write, it all comes off the top

 

[ShencotheMC]

WTF does growing his hair and making an album have to do with one another?

if he got time to go to a basketball game, he got time to get his hair cut

and it's not like he's using his time thinking about his rhymes, since he claims he doesn't write, it all comes off the top

My god such ignorance. Whenever you see jay's hair grown out it means he's working on an album. Secondly you're wrong about the off the top stuff. I'm not gonna explain it Ima just let you know that you're wrong....horribly horribly wrong

 

[playmaker88]

Deron: man one good thing about driving to games in Utah was no traffic. Here, it takes an hour to go ten miles here. You know any shortcuts to th---

Jayz: ahaha pardon me i had to laugh at that

Deron: what? huh? what are you talking about. nothing was even funny. I'm just wondering which way you take to the game.

Jayz: (high pitched laugh) Hahaha Hahahahaha, I'm The Fuckin' Bosswhite On White, G4, Hater Get Lost, i'm In The Air. ya boy got PJ's on the runway, Young got air
I don't land at a airport, I call it the clearport. ahahahah ahahaha

Deron: uhhh. ok bossman. we still in jersey--

Jay: ahaha i don't wear jerseys i'm 30 plus

Deron: uhh i'm saying that our roster is fallin apart like my hairline while them dudes in NYC is building a squad.

Jayz: Hey its me. Its hovi baby. Lets talk later. We going to Brooklyn forreal. RIP B.I.G. So just Meet me at the Clearport I’m Ballin’ for real they are just pump faking it. Manhattan keep on Faking it Brooklyn Keep on taking it. I show you how we do this son.

Beyonce: shut the fuck up jay, nobody wanted to play for you at def jam and they definately aint coming to play for you in jersey, brooklyn or anywhere. you aint even a real owner

Jayz. What up B....they can't shut out me!!!! i'm not a businessman. I'm a business maaan!!!

Caption not act 1 mofo

 

[south4life]

WTF does growing his hair and making an album have to do with one another?

if he got time to go to a basketball game, he got time to get his hair cut

and it's not like he's using his time thinking about his rhymes, since he claims he doesn't write, it all comes off the top

He said in his book, "Decoded" that when he gets ready to record an album, he grows his hair out and wears Biggie's old jesus piece.

 

[BOOGLIVE18]

...And any other sports pic.

D-WILL: ...You know, I got this cold azz barber that I know that could do something with that up there, so if you wanna..."

JAY-Z: "Nah, I'm good, you know how I do. I can pretty much do anything an' my stans will be doing it by tomorrow so, plus my girl like it..."

BEYONCE: *Thinking* "Damn, Deron, if only you had 500 Million..."

ROFL!!!

*Jay walks up on Deron, "Yo D-Will wassup welcome 2 the team" *Raises hand 4 dap, D-Will, "Oh shit I thought that was Lenny Kravitz in a camel suit"

 

[geechee slim]

...And any other sports pic.

[/B]

Jay: So..........
..... You wanna fuck B?

D-Will: (*Thinking*) Are... you... fucking... kidding me?

Beyonce: (*Thinking*) So............
..... when can I fuck him?

 

[1of1]

Jay-Z: Yeah that warm-up you're wearing was made with camel fur.

D Will: Oh, word? It feels light, I knew I felt warmer than usual.

Jay-Z: Yeah I'm tryna get all NBA teams to start rockin' these. If there's ever a drought I'm good, I can just sell my camel fur from the top of my head and put it in production for all NBA teams. Cake off that way.

D Will: Oh ok that'll be a good look

Jay-Z: But yo man..uh...*scratches neck*...are you fertile B (pawse)?

D Will: *Looks Jay-Z dead in the eyes with his hands to his side, flabbergasted and thinks "Hova What."*

Beyonce: *Patiently waits for Jay to come back with good news*

 

[aijalon]

Jay: "Hew D-Will just stand here and talk to me so we can give folks the idea that I finally got a star to come play for this crappy team."

D-Will: "I wouldn't be so fast Jay. I'm taking my talents Los Angeles in the summer."

Beyonce: "I knew I should have chosen a baller over a rapper. Oh well where's teh bar at. I need another drink or two."

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Jay-Z: "And see that scoreboard? All that's new, ma, it cost about a millie, and then those light right there..."



Beyonce: *Thinking* "Is his hair crawling?? Nah, for real, that shit is crawling. LOL!"

b: really, foreal, yea? (while thinking hurry up and die old nigga so i can cash in the half a billi or else im a kelis it and take half by divorcing u)

 

[Mdizzle9000]

Jay-Z: Yeah that warm-up you're wearing was made with camel fur.

D Will: Oh, word? It feels light, I knew I felt warmer than usual.

Jay-Z: Yeah I'm tryna get all NBA teams to start rockin' these. If there's ever a drought I'm good, I can just sell my camel fur from the top of my head and put it in production for all NBA teams. Cake off that way.

D Will: Oh ok that'll be a good look

Jay-Z: But yo man..uh...*scratches neck*...are you fertile B (pawse)?

D Will: *Looks Jay-Z dead in the eyes with his hands to his side, flabbergasted and thinks "Hova What."*

Beyonce: *Patiently waits for Jay to come back with good news*

if that aint a sentence i thought i'd never hear or read.......

 

[aijalon]

if that aint a sentence i thought i'd never hear or read.......

Jay trying to have a light skinned baby. This is hilarious

 

[1of1]

if that aint a sentence i thought i'd never hear or read.......

Rofl that's why jay is so nervous saying it...look at him...

 

[Mdizzle9000]

Rofl that's why jay is so nervous saying it...look at him...

but imagine a nigga askin u that though lmao

 

[greenwood1921]

My god such ignorance. Whenever you see jay's hair grown out it means he's working on an album. Secondly you're wrong about the off the top stuff. I'm not gonna explain it Ima just let you know that you're wrong....horribly horribly wrong

Don't recall any nappy-fros and dingy under-shirts prior to the original Blueprint dropping (his best album, btw.) *See Jay's words in my original caption. lol

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Shit got me dying

 

[ShencotheMC]

Don't recall any nappy-fros and dingy under-shirts prior to the original Blueprint dropping (his best album, btw.) *See Jay's words in my original caption. lol

Well for one it's a grey shirt and secondly he had a fro during the making of BP3 and right now during the making of Watch the Throne. I think dude has been doing that for a cool ass minute also I'd say RD of TBA as his best album but that's your opinion broski

 

[Disciplined InSight]

This thread got me cracking the fuck up..lmao.

 

[sTaY_TrUe]

funny thread

 

[dalyricalbandit]

funny thread

.................

 

[Disciplined InSight]

D-WILL: "Jay, if you don't mind me asking....have you ever grew facial hair?"

JAY-Z: "Nah, man...and I don't know why...shit kinda bothers me. I never took a shave in my life."

BEYONCE: *thinking* "Shit..first, he can't get me pregnant and now he can't grow a beard. What's next? Alzheimer's?"