*CAPTION THIS PIC* (Jay-Z, D-Will, Beyonce...)

beyonce starting to look like a old lady ....

he should of kept t. marie in the rear ....

 

[D.D.S.]

...And any other sports pic.

D-WILL: ...You know, I got this cold azz barber that I know that could do something with that up there, so if you wanna..."

JAY-Z: "Nah, I'm good, you know how I do. I can pretty much do anything an' my stans will be doing it by tomorrow so, plus my girl like it..."

BEYONCE: *Thinking* "Damn, Deron, if only you had 500 Million..."

lmao..............

 

[texas409]

d.will: "ok my nigga you said if i come to wack ass new jersey you would let me smash yo bitch."

Jay: "ehhhh...we'll talk about it after yall lose"

Beyonce:"damn that nigga need a haircut"

 

[HustleThaDon]

D.Will: So did you really write your rhymes in the beginning?
Jay: Uh....don't worry if wrote my rhymes. I write your checks....

B: WTF am I doing in New Jersey?

 

[greenwood1921]

Jay-Z: "And see that scoreboard? All that's new, ma, it cost about a millie, and then those light right there..."

Beyonce: *Thinking* "Is his hair crawling?? Nah, for real, that shit is crawling. LOL!"

 

[dreadlock rasta]

D - 'Damn dog, you look kinda sick...you ight?

J - 'Yea man, im good. Just sucked some bad pussy last night, dont look over there tho....'

B - *thinking* Are they talkin bout me? Let me close my legs....

 

[HustleThaDon]

D - 'Damn dog, you look kinda sick...you ight?

J - 'Yea man, im good. Just sucked some bad pussy last night, dont look over there tho....'

B - *thinking* Are they talkin bout me? Let me close my legs....

lmao that reminds me of that rumor about B having bad breath.

 

Jay-Z: "And see that scoreboard? All that's new, ma, it cost about a millie, and then those light right there..."

Beyonce: *Thinking* "Is his hair crawling?? Nah, for real, that shit is crawling. LOL!"

jay : look b that was d.will the future of our organization on that fast break .. dont tell me I know nothing about brokering nba deals ...

B : {amusingly looking at jay} "no shit ole man I know thats D.Will" {while thinking} his pipe was in my mouth two hours after his press conference ....

 

[Mally_G]

Jay-Z: Ya know fam, you'll enjoy it out here in Jerzey. I had my eye on bringing you here for a while, but you know.......the red tape was in the way; but glad you here. Now let's talk extension.........wonk, wonk, wonk, wonk..........

D-Will: *thinking* I wonder if it's cool to ask him how Beyonce's pussy tastes. I know with those big ass lips, he's tasting something. WHOA!!!, did this nigga just say......extension?

Beyonce: *thinking* I wonder if Jay is going to ask D-Will who cuts his hair. I mean, his isn't the best, but anything will do at this point. And why do people always ask me if I'd like a mint?

 

[greenwood1921]

Jay-Z: *Thinking* "I wonder if the NBA do refunds."

Beyonce: *Thinking* "Did this bald head nigga behind me just grab my ass??"

Bald Head nigga behind them: *Thinking* "U got-dayum right, bitch."

Dude to Bey's Left: *Thinking* "Fuck it, I'm just gon' pull my dick out right here and see what she say..."

 

[Darius]

Deron: man one good thing about driving to games in Utah was no traffic. Here, it takes an hour to go ten miles here. You know any shortcuts to th---

Jayz: ahaha pardon me i had to laugh at that

Deron: what? huh? what are you talking about. nothing was even funny. I'm just wondering which way you take to the game.

Jayz: (high pitched laugh) Hahaha Hahahahaha, I'm The Fuckin' Bosswhite On White, G4, Hater Get Lost, i'm In The Air. ya boy got PJ's on the runway, Young got air

I don't land at a airport, I call it the clearport. ahahahah ahahaha

Deron: uhhh. ok bossman. we still in jersey--

Jay: ahaha i don't wear jerseys i'm 30 plus

Deron: uhh i'm saying that our roster is fallin apart like my hairline while them dudes in NYC is building a squad.

Jayz: Hey its me. Its hovi baby. Lets talk later. We going to Brooklyn forreal. RIP B.I.G. So just Meet me at the Clearport I’m Ballin’ for real they are just pump faking it. Manhattan keep on Faking it Brooklyn Keep on taking it. I show you how we do this son.

Beyonce: shut the fuck up jay, nobody wanted to play for you at def jam and they definately aint coming to play for you in jersey, brooklyn or anywhere. you aint even a real owner

Jayz. What up B....they can't shut out me!!!! i'm not a businessman. I'm a business maaan!!!

 

[A$AP_A$TON]

...And any other sports pic.

D-WILL: ...You know, I got this cold azz barber that I know that could do something with that up there, so if you wanna..."

JAY-Z: "Nah, I'm good, you know how I do. I can pretty much do anything an' my stans will be doing it by tomorrow so, plus my girl like it..."

BEYONCE: *Thinking* "Damn, Deron, if only you had 500 Million..."

Deron: Come on bruh, real talk. Wat the fuck is wrong wit chu?

Jay: What u mean fam?

Deron: You got on a smelly ass hanes tee and it looks like B bleached ur jeans. And ur hair looks like Rasheed Wallace's beard.

Jay: *scratches his face* But look at my bitch tho.

Deron: Damn, u won.

Beyonce: Damn, I lost.

 

[GrizTitan]

J: So I heard you are investing now.

D: Yeah its a new type of tongue cleaner that will take the place of gum and breathe mints

J: Yall need any testers or a spokeswoman

B: *in her mind* We never talk face to face and he is always trying to tell hell speak for me. I guess he wants me to save my million dollar voice.

 

[louis rich]

D-Will: u sure this is a good move, this team never been the same since J.kidd left

Jay-z: dont worry, if anybody lauce its Baron Davis

Bey: jay goona come to bed n say, I WILL NOT LOSE, why he cant lose, he has to lose

 

[usmarin3]

...And any other sports pic.

D-WILL: ...You know, I got this cold azz barber that I know that could do something with that up there, so if you wanna..."

JAY-Z: "Nah, I'm good, you know how I do. I can pretty much do anything an' my stans will be doing it by tomorrow so, plus my girl like it..."

BEYONCE: *Thinking* "Damn, Deron, if only you had 500 Million..."

DW - So when you gonna bring another superstar in here, you know i'm gone in 2 years right.
Jay-z - welllllll, let me introduce you to Kim Kardashian, that bitch will fuck anything with some black in it. Look at Chris Humphries, that nigga is averaging a triple single.
DW - Oh word, *sprays in activator, and looks over at Kim K. Work on bringing in D Howard or Blake Griffin nigga. You want some of this activator???

 

[dreadlock rasta]

J - Damn, I just let out a mean one, hope nobody heard dat....

B - Damn, look at all dese BAWLAS out dis bitch and im sittin here BAAULLshittin wit dis nigga....da fuck is dat smell??

Dude behind J - *to dude beside him* 'These muhfuckas stank dawg.....'

Dude beside B - *thinkin in Smokey voice* She need some young meat...Mr. Carter aint hittin dat right man.....

 

[HustleThaDon]

Lol @ triple single

 

[CMac]

LOL funny ass pic, Jay hair stay fucked up but If you got almost half a billion $ and fucking Beyonce I guess it's all cool

D-Will anit gonna sign no extension if they don't get him some help

 

[qoolaide33]

I'm happy my man is growing his hair. Means he's recording an album.

 

[ShencotheMC]

I'm happy my man is growing his hair. Means he's recording an album.

Don't tell these dickheads that. You'll be caping somehow