Black Woman Marries HERSELF Cause She Couldn’t Find A Husband By The Time She Turned 40

[Elzo69Renaissance]

After sitting back and analyzing this fuckery I've came to the conclusion that female who married herself is not the problem. The biggest problem in this whole scenario is her family and friends. They're all enablers if none them niggas when to that bullshit her monkey ass would've realized she looks like a jackass

cosign and the fact that none of the attendees had a friend they could hook her up with is telling

 

[$ineedmoney$]

And ain't nobody defending What she is doing the point was that why does anyone have any negative thing to say about anyone doing what pleases them? Trust and believe yall all have some horrible habits that u enjoy and don't give a damn what no one thinks but when it come to her it's a problem. Yall hypocrites, and haters and I can empathize. Look the word up for all you illiterate bastards lol

 

[So ILL]

After sitting back and analyzing this fuckery I've came to the conclusion that female who married herself is not the problem. The biggest problem in this whole scenario is her family and friends. They're all enablers if none them niggas when to that bullshit her monkey ass would've realized she looks like a jackass

Real shit, let this has been my little cousin or something. I would have hurt her feelings all day just by keeping it real with her about herself. Fuck that "nothing's wrong with you" shit. Bitch, you have flaws.

 

[ibestrokin]

the ic comes through again. but why that bitches dress look like she was the female character in the gremlins though? make up and all. someone post that pic

 

[Mastery]

the ic comes through again. but why that bitches dress look like she was the female character in the gremlins though? make up and all. someone post that pic

 

[$ineedmoney$]

IC niggas beef 24-7 365, but let somebody else try to run up in here on some bullshit . niggas unite like Voltron.. gotta love it

Nigga when the IC is on threat level...

It's..

Not...

A game...

...UNITED...to slay self-marrying plus sized robeast...

DUN DUN DUNNNN...DUN DUN DUNNNNNN...

 

[skpjr78]

It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters

Bitch you sound like you wash your period panties in the sink at the same time as your dishes. You trifling ass ghetto enigma. Quoting Kat Williams like he was one of the greatest philosophers of modern time or some shit. Like that nigga didn't punch somebody in the face in a damn Target on video and try to use the Fat People Go Kart as a get away vehicle. Ol' "Lemme quote a midget crackhead" ass bitch...

I can tell already you've gargled semen smarter than you. U say u do porn so go ahead and kill yourself. You're dead inside anyway.

Got DAMN!!! if any post ever called for an LoLEther/Lether button its this one

 

[$ineedmoney$]

Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are NIGGAS dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a NIGGA. Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER NIGGAS WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE DICKS AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR PUSSY. THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U NIGGAS ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop fucking losers and may she would give birth to dumb ass muthafuckas. Dueces got better shit to do than to check u WACK ASS NIGGAS ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ASSES IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ASSES LOL.

Lmao @ slim being the new fat. You tell niggas to get an education then proceed to drop "which y'all broke asses". I could have sworn the word was "with".

You the type of bitch to take a selfie of yourself sleeping and claim your man caught you sleeping not realizing there is a fucking mirror behind you and niggas can see it's you taking the pic.

...Yoooooo...But if the bytch who married herself actually does this...Does it become legitimate??...

 

[Young Gunner]

It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters

Bitch you sound like you wash your period panties in the sink at the same time as your dishes. You trifling ass ghetto enigma. Quoting Kat Williams like he was one of the greatest philosophers of modern time or some shit. Like that nigga didn't punch somebody in the face in a damn Target on video and try to use the Fat People Go Kart as a get away vehicle. Ol' "Lemme quote a midget crackhead" ass bitch...

I can tell already you've gargled semen smarter than you. U say u do porn so go ahead and kill yourself. You're dead inside anyway.

 

[MsSouthern]

Lol

 

[kzzl]

600 new post and 300k in views. The fuck happened in here? She divorced already?

 

[DNB1]

Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are NIGGAS dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a NIGGA. Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER NIGGAS WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE DICKS AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR PUSSY. THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U NIGGAS ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop fucking losers and may she would give birth to dumb ass muthafuckas. Dueces got better shit to do than to check u WACK ASS NIGGAS ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ASSES IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ASSES LOL.

bitch how you gone tell niggas to get articulate when you on here typing like you're the president of the bird brain academy?

why is it when ever any man wanna call out the bullshit you real housewives watching, vapid ass wenches be on, they gotta be broke and have a lil dick? guess what? the big dick, rich niggas can't stand y'all yamp asses either. nobody likes you facebook philosophers.

got a damn saying and phrase for every damn thing, yet didn't have the sense to not become some random bums baby mama or too got damn conceited while you're the size of a buick, like a nigga gotta be tyson beckford to holla, fuck all the way out of here.

how about you go back to facebook where this retarded mess is cosigned by the rest of the lonely bird brigade and your desperate simps, cuz we don't give a fuck about your feelings or your tired ass cliches over here

I had forgotton why i luh yo lil ass...this why, my Queen.

 

[DNB1]

Baby im slim curvy in all the right places 36-26-41 and very pretty truthfully I took my pic down bcuz u hoes are worthy enough to see me. There are real men and then there are NIGGAS dont matter what race color or ethnic background for u to qualify to be a NIGGA. Y'ALL ARE THE WACK BITTER NIGGAS WHO NOOOOO FEMALE WANTS LOL YOU ALL HAVE LITTLE DICKS AND U KNOW IT AND U CAN ONLY PAY FOR PUSSY. THIS IS WHY SHE MARRIED HER DAMN SELF CUZ U NIGGAS ARE WHAT FEMALES HAVE TO DEAL W/. Go get an education. Learn how to be articulate and tell ya moms stop fucking losers and may she would give birth to dumb ass muthafuckas. Dueces got better shit to do than to check u WACK ASS NIGGAS ALL DAY. LOL Y'ALL TRYNA TURN ME INTO A LOSER LIKE Y'ALL. UNLIKE Y'ALL WACK ASSES IM ABOUT TO GO MAKE MY MONEY WHICH Y'ALL BROKE ASSES LOL.

Bitch, the Devil is a lie.

Secondly, yo lying ass ain't went no where. Ya gelatinous ass still here, checking the post in between cars at the drive thru. Fuck outta here, you are NOT making any kind of ends with the type of vernacular you put on display.

Girl, you and your ilk make me sick to my stomach. Everytime I see one of ya big bitches in your too tiny shirts and shoes hanging on by faith, I just wanna spit on ya ass.

Log in.

LOLOL

 

[disqus_BIhiXjr7Ep]

wtf

 

[skpjr78]

Let this shit be a lesson to all potential niggas and niggettes who wanna be on that summer jam screen. We will fuck you up. And if yo friends wanna jump in, they can get fucked up too.

 

[Chi Snow]

TR: When the invites for the ceremony went out to guests, what was their response?

YE: Not very many people knew it was a wedding. It was kind of a surprise. The invitations just said come celebrate my birthday in a unique way.

Trickery all the way around. I knew 160 some odd ppl wasn't showing up to see her wed herself

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

600 new post and 300k in views. The fuck happened in here? She divorced already?

Yup. Irreconcilable differences. She want half.

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

@DWO‌

Thread views coming up on 500K status. Ratchet thread at 519K. Lol

EFFICIENT FUCKERY

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

Trust when I say you've already seen me on tv. I was the one who u beat off to while u were sitting on your couch w/ the KY. Remember?

WELCOME TO THE LEMZOLA EXPERIENCE?

i got few questions

Are you a member of the NEW BLACK MOVEMENT?

Do you like french croissants?

How would you like to get impregnated?

Do you plan to export that shit in France?

 

[Max.]

500 k views tho?