Black Woman Marries HERSELF Cause She Couldn’t Find A Husband By The Time She Turned 40

[So ILL]

500 k views tho?

In only a couple of days, though.

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

Yeah thats a record

 

[Mastery]

500 k views tho?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

"I invited two of my exes. They were both happy for me. They were excited about it once they got there and realized what was happening."

Ex 1: Aye you got Yaz's invite?

Ex 2: Yeah I got it. You going?

Ex 1: Hell yeah! I wanna see the nigga that's marrying her crazy azzz. Lol!

Ex 2: I know right. Nigga just don't know what he's getting into.

*exes show up at the wedding. sees bride march down the isle. see bride standing by herself. look around for groom. realize she's marrying her damn self. reacts accordingly...*

Ex 1:

Ex 2:

*both look at each other and then...*

*break in celebratory dance routine for dodging the bullet*

 

[Mastery]

Fucked up how everyone thought they were going to a birthday party only to be ambushed by self wedding, complete with lonely ratchet bitches planning something similar for themselves.

 

[usmarin3]

Bitches apartment probably filled with ice cream containers, double a batteries, tissue paper and romantic comedy dvds.

 

[englishdude]

If she artificially inseminates and gets divorced who pays child support? The donor?

 

[Dupac]

iight

15 goats and i close this epic thread for the fof,

15 no-signs i leave it open for more fuckery to ensue

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Keep the party goin.

They were talkin about this on Sway this morning. I was gonna call in and shout out the IC la familia.

 

[jayvon32]

It's so sad how cruel humanity can be. She's doing what she wants to do to make herself happy and haters wanna hate lol. Baby Kat Williams was a genious in saying you need to figure out how to get about 15 or 16 more haters cuz if ppl not talkin boutcha u are irrelevant. Looks like she's a relevant chic. Bet err hatin person on here including the writer barely taking care of themselves and this chic just purchased her own damn wedding lol. I say y'all momma`s should have swallowed all of y'all instead of giving birth to y'all. Haters are useless but motivational for the real people. Go get some business of your own. To all the haters

Bitch you sound like you wash your period panties in the sink at the same time as your dishes. You trifling ass ghetto enigma. Quoting Kat Williams like he was one of the greatest philosophers of modern time or some shit. Like that nigga didn't punch somebody in the face in a damn Target on video and try to use the Fat People Go Kart as a get away vehicle. Ol' "Lemme quote a midget crackhead" ass bitch...

I can tell already you've gargled semen smarter than you. U say u do porn so go ahead and kill yourself. You're dead inside anyway.

GOT DAYUM THIS THREAD HAD ME DYING!!!!

 

[iron man1]

Keep the party goin.

They were talkin about this on Sway this morning. I was gonna call in and shout out the IC la familia.

The IC the goat

 

[usmarin3]

Tyler Perry gonna make a movie about this. Bet!

Lawd give me a good man

Coming 2016

 

[Mastery]

iight

15 goats and i close this epic thread for the fof,

15 no-signs i leave it open for more fuckery to ensue

@DWO‌

It's only a matter of time before another yamp waddles into this thread with a cape on.

 

[jayvon32]

Tyler Perry gonna make a movie about this. Bet!

Lawd give me a good man

Coming 2016

Plus Tyler playing her character wouldn't be a stretch (no pun intended)

 

[MissK]

Tyler Perry gonna make a movie about this. Bet!

Lawd give me a good man

Coming 2016

They kind of did this movie on Lifetime over the weekend. Girl kissed the mirror and vowed to love herself and everything after bad relationships and typical I don't need a man type shit, slight spin............

Spoiler

she ended up with a man! Even Lifetime wouldn't be that desperate.

Spoiler

 

[Chi Snow]

Fuck you doing watching Lifetime??

@OMEGA_CONFLICT‌ .........

 

[MissK]

I have to explain watching Lifetime to the T. Swift fan? Stop it Chi.

 

[Max.]

iight

15 goats and i close this epic thread for the fof,

15 no-signs i leave it open for more fuckery to ensue

Ic mod logic

Sees a thread with crazy #s wants to lock it

 

[Chi Snow]

What does T Dot gotta do with Lifetime @MissK‌ ?

 

[MissK]

What does T Dot gotta do with Lifetime @MissK‌ ?

Probably nothing.

Me watching Lifetime odd to you Chi?